The Pope is fat now

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AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

When did this happen? It's weird to gain weight like that at his age right? The hell is going on here?

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:31

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:21

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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it's from all the cannoli

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:32

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzyiDVx0gV0

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:35

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

pope fat so what

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:43

pig labeled 3: Jan 3, 2007

Pope my pants

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:45

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

maybe it's the world that got thinner

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:45

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

He's not fat, he's just big Holy Ghosted

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:46

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

I just woke up in a new popemobile

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:46

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

nice

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:47

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

The bigger the pope the bigger the heart

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:48

sporkstand: Jun 15, 2021

drat pope is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:50

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

I wonder if this will damage his popeularity

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:50

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

https://www.mashed.com/114380/pope-eats/

quote:

Vatican City, of course, is in Italy, and eating in Italy means one thing: pasta. Lots and lots of pasta. The stuff is everywhere. Seriously, it's like pasta nirvana. So it's probably as unsurprising as it would be devastating to find out that you're eating too much of it. That, sadly, was the revelation Francis has recently had to face, with Vatican doctors insisting that he seriously cut down on his pasta intake if he wants to stay healthy.

He's had a few health scares before � putting on weight since the election, suffering from back problems, not to mention missing a part of his lung � but this instruction (which came with a supplementary instruction to exercise more) must be the one that stings the most. Just how successful Francis has been in cutting out pasta from his diet isn't quite certain, but we'd be tempted to guess that it hasn't exactly disappeared entirely.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:50

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Pope needs to undergo a Rocky training montage

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:51

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

the pope lists his favorite meal as "eight plates of spaghetti"

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:52

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

maybe he ate too big of an olive or anchovie

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:54

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Just like the pope I eat my emotions.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:54

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Valko posted:

https://www.mashed.com/114380/pope-eats/

pope is right

pasta rules

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:55

Dial A For Awesome: May 23, 2009

Behind the font, eating all the communion wafers.

The body of Christ is clearly pretty fattening.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:56

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

too many immaculate confections

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:58

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

He eat-a too much-a da spaghett�

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:58

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

Dial A For Awesome posted:

Behind the font, eating all the communion wafers.

The body of Christ is clearly pretty fattening.

You ever tasted those drat things? They are taste like rice cakes, only somehow more bland.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:59

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

He got a whole jesus inside him.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:59

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Big Papa

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:59

house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

If I make it to 86 and have the resources the pope has I'm going to cram food into my mouth until I suffocate and die

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:59

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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Were there historically any more corpulent popes? I bet there were tons.

Who was the fattest US President? It was Taft, right?

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:00

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I saw a newsie that said a photo of the pope in a puffer coat was created with AI

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:00

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Was god fat as hell or buff as gently caress
What do you think

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:00

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Both at once. Because he willed it.

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:03

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

when no one is looking he just slams down like 40 bags of communion wafers

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:10

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

His a-buttons about to go APOPPADAPOPPADAPOPPADA

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:14

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Does the pope smoke weed

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:15

Fumble: Sep 4, 2006

AKA Pseudonym posted:

When did this happen? It's weird to gain weight like that at his age right? The hell is going on here?

He saw the all father and dug the look.

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:19

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

Stop laughing at him, he's clearly pregnant and soon will give a birth to healthy pile of poppees (popettes?)

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:25

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Pope just told me to tell you, op yo mama so fat she had to get baptised in the ocean!

He went on to say to tell you it said as an Ex cathedra statement and therefor a completely infallible fact of church doctrine, backed by god!

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:26