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When did this happen? It's weird to gain weight like that at his age right? The hell is going on here?
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Mar 29, 2023 23:31
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it's from all the cannoli
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Mar 29, 2023 23:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzyiDVx0gV0
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Mar 29, 2023 23:35
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pope fat so what
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Mar 29, 2023 23:43
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Pope my pants
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Mar 29, 2023 23:45
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maybe it's the world that got thinner
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Mar 29, 2023 23:45
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He's not fat, he's just big Holy Ghosted
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Mar 29, 2023 23:46
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I just woke up in a new popemobile
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Mar 29, 2023 23:46
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nice
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Mar 29, 2023 23:47
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The bigger the pope the bigger the heart
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Mar 29, 2023 23:48
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drat pope is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc
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Mar 29, 2023 23:50
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I wonder if this will damage his popeularity
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Mar 29, 2023 23:50
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https://www.mashed.com/114380/pope-eats/quote:Vatican City, of course, is in Italy, and eating in Italy means one thing: pasta. Lots and lots of pasta. The stuff is everywhere. Seriously, it's like pasta nirvana. So it's probably as unsurprising as it would be devastating to find out that you're eating too much of it. That, sadly, was the revelation Francis has recently had to face, with Vatican doctors insisting that he seriously cut down on his pasta intake if he wants to stay healthy.
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Mar 29, 2023 23:50
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Pope needs to undergo a Rocky training montage
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Mar 29, 2023 23:51
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the pope lists his favorite meal as "eight plates of spaghetti"
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Mar 29, 2023 23:52
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maybe he ate too big of an olive or anchovie
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Mar 29, 2023 23:54
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Just like the pope I eat my emotions.
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Mar 29, 2023 23:54
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pope is right pasta rules
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Mar 29, 2023 23:55
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Behind the font, eating all the communion wafers. The body of Christ is clearly pretty fattening.
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Mar 29, 2023 23:56
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too many immaculate confections
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Mar 29, 2023 23:58
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He eat-a too much-a da spaghett’
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Mar 29, 2023 23:58
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Behind the font, eating all the communion wafers. You ever tasted those drat things? They are taste like rice cakes, only somehow more bland.
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Mar 29, 2023 23:59
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He got a whole jesus inside him.
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Mar 29, 2023 23:59
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Big Papa
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Mar 29, 2023 23:59
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If I make it to 86 and have the resources the pope has I'm going to cram food into my mouth until I suffocate and die
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Mar 29, 2023 23:59
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Were there historically any more corpulent popes? I bet there were tons. Who was the fattest US President? It was Taft, right?
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Mar 30, 2023 00:00
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I saw a newsie that said a photo of the pope in a puffer coat was created with AI
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Mar 30, 2023 00:00
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Was god fat as hell or buff as gently caress What do you think
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Mar 30, 2023 00:00
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Both at once. Because he willed it.
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Mar 30, 2023 00:03
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when no one is looking he just slams down like 40 bags of communion wafers
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Mar 30, 2023 00:10
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His a-buttons about to go APOPPADAPOPPADAPOPPADA
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Mar 30, 2023 00:14
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Does the pope smoke weed
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Mar 30, 2023 00:15
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AKA Pseudonym posted:When did this happen? It's weird to gain weight like that at his age right? The hell is going on here? He saw the all father and dug the look.
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Mar 30, 2023 00:19
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Stop laughing at him, he's clearly pregnant and soon will give a birth to healthy pile of poppees (popettes?)
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Mar 30, 2023 00:25
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Pope just told me to tell you, op yo mama so fat she had to get baptised in the ocean! He went on to say to tell you it said as an Ex cathedra statement and therefor a completely infallible fact of church doctrine, backed by god!
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Mar 30, 2023 00:26
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maybe he's just a little backed up
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Mar 30, 2023 00:30
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Mar 30, 2023 00:32
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Gabagoll
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Mar 30, 2023 00:32
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don't doxx me pls
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Mar 30, 2023 00:35
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pope looks kind of like the smash bros logo there
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