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If I time this just right, it will be three years to the minute since I clocked out from my last job. I am sofa king rear tire dad. Work sucks, loving around on the internet and getting high rules. Social security and medicare are my ticket to 80085 Easy Street, Weedville, USA. I don't need no alarm clock, I don't need no lunch pail, I don't need no fuckin' work boots. I had so many different jobs over the course of my long and sordid life. All of them sucked to some degree, some not as bad as others, some had some spiff bennies. AMA and I will tell wonderful Anyways, everybody grab a beer, pack a bowl, and let's party. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwK0NsKdDY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8QT532CYOU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4OzdyxbOuU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0eo9kcQ70 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ND17Zf68s
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gently caress. can astral change that time stamp to 15:08 plz?
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Mar 30, 2023 22:09
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Mar 30, 2023 22:13
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
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Mar 30, 2023 22:16
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Mar 30, 2023 22:18
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hotdog feet posted:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tdmaEhMHE
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dee eight posted:If I time this just right, it will be three years to the minute since I clocked out from my last job. I am sofa king rear tire dad. Work sucks, loving around on the internet and getting high rules. Social security and medicare are my ticket to 80085 Easy Street, Weedville, USA. I don't need no alarm clock, I don't need no lunch pail, I don't need no fuckin' work boots. I had so many different jobs over the course of my long and sordid life. All of them sucked to some degree, some not as bad as others, some had some spiff bennies. AMA and I will tell wonderful gently caress yeah man. I retired back in December after decades of civil service. Three months later I am getting another job because I have gone stir crazy.
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Mar 30, 2023 22:29
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how do i reture young how do i retire at age 68
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Mar 30, 2023 22:30
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loving Moron posted:gently caress yeah man. I retired back in December after decades of civil service. fail
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Mar 30, 2023 22:31
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Mar 30, 2023 22:32
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they don’t want you to know this, but you can become homeless and retire at any age and there’s absolutely no requirements, you can just do it
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Mar 30, 2023 22:33
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loving Moron posted:I am getting another job because I have gone crazy. usernaem post combo over 9000
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Mar 30, 2023 22:34
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im going to retire soon! and by retire i mean illegally cross the border and disappear. 
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Mar 30, 2023 22:36
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Bad Purchase posted:they don’t want you to know this, but you can become homeless and retire at any age and there’s absolutely no requirements, you can just do it i had a practice run at retirement once and it turns out it's fuckin expensive to live without income
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Mar 30, 2023 22:45
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it gets cheaper to retire the less time you have to live, that’s why getting older actually rules
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Mar 30, 2023 22:48
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spend my last dollar as i draw my last breath and tell your mom to keep the change
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Mar 30, 2023 22:56
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think ill retire tonight actually rectal examination through irreversible rebar enema
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Mar 30, 2023 22:59
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Resuckerment Fuckty
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Mar 30, 2023 23:00
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Bad Purchase posted:fail Im not the brightest man.
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hey i hear tronald dumpster got endited or something so cheers to that too i guess hang the fat bitch, i say e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnZxfkkoKQ dee eight fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Mar 30, 2023 |
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Do you think you'll ever get bored and pick up like a part time job? My dad ended up working at Home Depot or whatever in the Garden Center, because he liked that poo poo. Plus, far as I know, they didn't care if you showed up buzzed / drunk. he might be dead now, though
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Mar 31, 2023 01:53
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congrats op, but please try not to live for too long ok? I would also like to retire somedays 
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blight rhino posted:Do you think you'll ever get bored and pick up like a part time job? no lol i don't work anymore except what i wanna do i got a hobby that pays me beer and weed money every month and that's the extent of my part time "work" i have no desire to adhere to any schedule except my own https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOrQTh_Cq7U
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Mar 31, 2023 02:14
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I gotta wait another 29 years to retire but then I'll be living the good life I tell ya what
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Nooner posted:I gotta wait another 29 years to retire but then I'll be living the good life I tell ya what i'm blazing a trail for you to follow
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Mar 31, 2023 02:21
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always enjoy your parties, old man, I am just glad we are not yet at another birthday because time's just collapsed entirely at that point lol
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Mar 31, 2023 02:36
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Have you found it weird to deal with the fact that the concept of “put extra income into savings” doesn’t really exist any more?
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Mar 31, 2023 02:39
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Best wishes, enjoy your retirement!
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Mar 31, 2023 02:40
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op im glad u get to enjoy retirement can u mail some weed to me
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Mar 31, 2023 02:43
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well i'm pretty tired already so hopefully i can re-tire soon
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Mar 31, 2023 02:58
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have you ever shat your pants at work like a true goon™?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raBCdJ3k3LM Congrats!
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Mar 31, 2023 03:10
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how old are you and how much did you save up before you felt comfortable to retire at that age
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Mar 31, 2023 03:32
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Hope I can retire and start working as an usher at MLB games. Ma'am I am 70 and don't know how to read your tickets, sit wherever
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what video games are you playing?
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Slam Pajamas posted:have you ever shat your pants at work like a true goon™? yes of course. did you really even need to ask?
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Private Cumshoe posted:what video games are you playing? old ones lol. star craft and x-com: enemy within. i go back and play through fallout 3 now and again because i like three dog's playlist
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Mar 31, 2023 04:22
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i walk dogs and draw pictures for a living so i feel like I’m retired artleady
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Toxic Mental posted:how old are you and how much did you save up before you felt comfortable to retire at that age save? comfortable? lol i lived on the financial edge all my life, why the hell would retirement be any different
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