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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
If I time this just right, it will be three years to the minute since I clocked out from my last job. I am sofa king rear tire dad. Work sucks, loving around on the internet and getting high rules. Social security and medicare are my ticket to 80085 Easy Street, Weedville, USA. I don't need no alarm clock, I don't need no lunch pail, I don't need no fuckin' work boots. I had so many different jobs over the course of my long and sordid life. All of them sucked to some degree, some not as bad as others, some had some spiff bennies. AMA and I will tell wonderful lies stories of my employment in the service of capitalism.

Anyways, everybody grab a beer, pack a bowl, and let's party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwK0NsKdDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8QT532CYOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4OzdyxbOuU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0eo9kcQ70



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ND17Zf68s

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
gently caress. can astral change that time stamp to 15:08 plz?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

hotdog feet posted:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tdmaEhMHE

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

loving Moron posted:

I am getting another job because I have gone crazy.

usernaem post combo over 9000

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Bad Purchase posted:

they don’t want you to know this, but you can become homeless and retire at any age and there’s absolutely no requirements, you can just do it

i had a practice run at retirement once and it turns out it's fuckin expensive to live without income

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
spend my last dollar as i draw my last breath and tell your mom to keep the change

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
hey i hear tronald dumpster got endited or something so cheers to that too i guess

hang the fat bitch, i say

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnZxfkkoKQ

dee eight fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Mar 30, 2023

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

blight rhino posted:

Do you think you'll ever get bored and pick up like a part time job?

My dad ended up working at Home Depot or whatever in the Garden Center, because he liked that poo poo.
Plus, far as I know, they didn't care if you showed up buzzed / drunk.

he might be dead now, though

no lol i don't work anymore except what i wanna do

i got a hobby that pays me beer and weed money every month and that's the extent of my part time "work"

i have no desire to adhere to any schedule except my own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOrQTh_Cq7U

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Nooner posted:

I gotta wait another 29 years to retire but then I'll be living the good life I tell ya what

i'm blazing a trail for you to follow

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Slam Pajamas posted:

have you ever shat your pants at work like a true goon™?

yes of course. did you really even need to ask?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Private Cumshoe posted:

what video games are you playing?

old ones lol. star craft and x-com: enemy within. i go back and play through fallout 3 now and again because i like three dog's playlist

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Toxic Mental posted:

how old are you and how much did you save up before you felt comfortable to retire at that age

save? comfortable? lol

i lived on the financial edge all my life, why the hell would retirement be any different

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Sid Vicious posted:

i walk dogs and draw pictures for a living so i feel like I’m retired artleady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FAkUrFtwDA

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Genesplicer posted:

I have a couple more years until I retire. looking forward to spending my days puttering. Whatever that is.

it's a euphemism for jerking off
it helps to have a garden shed and a stack of nudie magazines from the 70s to really get the essential retiree puttering experience

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