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https://i.imgur.com/hMA5Oef.mp4 also rip kirkj
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# ? May 31, 2023 16:29 |
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Doesn’t seem very OSHA compliant to me…
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You Are A Elf posted:Doesn’t seem very OSHA compliant to me… Neither is ur anus
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It’s 2023 and no one in my normal life references Goatse anymore. No one has in many long years. But here, in this magical place, he is referenced almost daily.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Neither is ur anus I know. It’s why they call me “Danger rear end”
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You Are A Elf posted:I know. It’s why they call me “Danger rear end” That's crazy...
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Lt. Cock posted:It’s 2023 and no one in my normal life references Goatse anymore. No one has in many long years. But here, in this magical place, he is referenced almost daily. SA is like the Amish but instead of building barns by hand, well
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Good to know that Kirk Johnson had an industrial finger-breaking machine I guess
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Lt. Cock posted:It’s 2023 and no one in my normal life references Goatse anymore. No one has in many long years. But here, in this magical place, he is referenced almost daily. be the change u want to see in this world
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im seriously considering putting a goatse sticker on my car.![]()
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Animal-Mother posted:SA is like the Amish but instead of building barns by hand, well Getting the boys together for an anus stretching
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Fellas, I think my anus is just too drat small!
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You Are A Elf posted:Doesn’t seem very OSHA compliant to me… Kirk lived outside the rules
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MrQwerty posted:Kirk lived outside the rules
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not fast enough imo
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*quietly, staring intensely at the image in the OP and absentmindly brushing my hand past my rear end in a top hat* i've got a long way to go....
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If only Mr. Hands had had access to this kind of equipment
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Was hoping for those cone boys
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Lt. Cock posted:It’s 2023 and no one in my normal life references Goatse anymore. No one has in many long years. But here, in this magical place, he is referenced almost daily. I was playing a geography game and got christmas island and started laughing
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it sucks that he turned out to be such a religious nutjob
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:it sucks that he turned out to be such a religious nutjob Really? I don't think I care about him except for the rear end thing. That's parasocial enough.
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I would imagine stretching your bhole to that level requires some sort of belief in a higher power.
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flubber nuts posted:im seriously considering putting a goatse sticker on my car. If anybody asks, tell 'em it's a sprite from Doom.
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Dick Burglar posted:If anybody asks, tell 'em it's a sprite from Doom. I'm seeing double, four pinkies !
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Dick Burglar posted:If anybody asks, tell 'em it's a sprite from Doom. Kirk_Johnson.WAD please
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What are those people so dangerously mixing?
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:it sucks that he turned out to be such a religious nutjob Link pls.
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God was who told Kirk to stretch his anus like that. Only through the power of the Lord can one have such a gaping rear end in a top hat.
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BigBadSteve posted:Link pls. it was an "I'm mistaking this man for Kirk Cameron" joke that didn't land ![]()
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How are Kirk’s bowel movements? Does he just pull it out?
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Even the firmest poop drips out like diarrhoea for the goat man
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Or maybe the turds grow in size to match the diameter?
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that g ova there posted:How are Kirk’s bowel movements? Does he just pull it out? He either has completely un-functional full spectrum of sphincters, or they are all almost a life of their own and can crack iron bars. I'm thinking completely ruined, and just leaking everywhere. Edit, when he cracks the iron bar up his rear end it plays the whole scale of C as the sphincters...Ok good night
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Tightening that ring back up would take years of work. The most specialist physiotherapist would have to design a training regime and a whole new set of exercise equipment.
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You Are A Elf posted:Doesn’t seem very OSHA compliant to me… don't worry, there's a guardrail just off-screen
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goatface posted:What are those people so dangerously mixing? Pretty sure it's mochi.
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Devils Affricate posted:Good to know that Kirk Johnson had an industrial finger-breaking machine I guess Despite the obvious jokes about its epic looseness, Kirk Johnson could also squeeze the gently caress outta that thing.
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that g ova there posted:How are Kirk’s bowel movements? Does he just pull it out? His later pics in like 2008 show him wearing diapers.
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# ? May 31, 2023 16:29 |
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Entorwellian posted:His later pics in like 2008 show him wearing diapers. you don't achieve greatness without sacrifice
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