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Devils Affricate posted:Good to know that Kirk Johnson had an industrial finger-breaking machine I guess Despite the obvious jokes about its epic looseness, Kirk Johnson could also squeeze the gently caress outta that thing.
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goatface posted:Yes. He would look like a poopsock hermit crab. God created that miracle.
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You guys think Kirk could have gone pro at like parties or something? Like “omg hey guys they you all coming to the party. Now to kick things off I have a special guest your your entertainment… Mr. Goatse himself… Kirk Johnson!” And then he comes out and does butthole tricks for a half hour and I give him like $50.
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Kirk Johnson is a slightly older than modern day Icarus The modern day Icarus equivalent is One Man One Jar.
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Scrotum Modem posted:No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 I think I found my next username! 
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Imagine clicking on a raw youtube link in this thread. Imagine posting from a computer… Try this one in for size: https://youtu.be/mLvKe6s_V9Y
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Bad Purchase posted:just enable video embeds, it's the 21st century up in here  I am far beyond the 21st century. I come from a future where Kirk Johnson has been cloned a billion times and used as a weapon of war. His gaping asses are dispatched throughout the galaxy to swallow up entire planets who do not submit.
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Space Kablooey posted:jesus christ i shouldnt have clicked that 
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Apr 14, 2023 18:52
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Lt. Cock posted:Mister Goatse’s butthole looks like one of those cake donuts. But much larger. You too can have an rear end in a top hat made out is silly putty!
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Sounds like someone’s jealous.
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I’ve heard of Angry Drunks and Happy Drunks but this is a whole different kind of drunk.
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