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I'd like to Deep Dive into some Butthole Research. Now hear me out here first. My hole interest here is about the craters who've lived Surfing the Bidet waves VS the craters who've lived Munching up the luxurious paper carpet if one crater is cleaner than the other using their own method (PYO in the comments below if you use option 3.miscellaneous and explain your ways and results) the raunchy paper carpet or the boogie man water splash? choose your fighter. or #3?^ I am VERY Confident in my toilet paper skillz, I am sure I could out-wipe any automated machine with precision VS a dribble of Weak, UNgirthy, UNcomfortable, Terrorizing stream of water (probably lukecold), it might even penetrate you if it were effective enough to get on my level of elite toilet paper maneuvers and strength. Don't send me nor post your butthole. As much as I'd be interested, I don't think I have that freedom of research here. Just bend over and do the timeless goatsee emote while looking between your legs into the mirror behind you nd rate your daily efforts on a scale of 1-3 and your method (3 being the worst result and 1 being the cleanest). one of my buddies says he twists the toilet paper into a little stick and inserts it a few inches gives it a few spins and that's his method, i do not support using external products internally so yes i have heard of this specific method before you post it. HOWEVER as an American i know nothing of the bidet life and wondering if it will make my third eye brighter? i can't ignore the news ads any longer.
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The trick is to buy the cheap toilet paper, not the nice stuff. You know, the toilet paper people describe as sandpaper like. That's what you want to really get them turds off your rear end. You don't want some smooth bullshit wiping your rear end, expensive toilet paper is poo poo, and it's not effective wiping poo poo with poo poo.
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Mar 31, 2023 09:14
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Like I said the last time the paper vs bidet debate came up, just use a shower wand instead of buying a specialized device that only washes your rear end in a top hat.
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super sweet best pal posted:Like I said the last time the paper vs bidet debate came up, just use a shower wand instead of buying a specialized device that only washes your rear end in a top hat. you mean the kind that goes inside? thats kinda intense for casual dumps
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The true butthole hygiene freak will cut it off at the source and get an elective colostomy bag.
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if they perfected the bag quick release/reconnect design i'd do it.. i kinda doubt they have though i shouldn't but i do
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Mar 31, 2023 11:15
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I'm only into extreme butthole research, the Kirk Johnson kind
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Mar 31, 2023 11:23
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South East Asia toilet hose/bum gun was not listed as an option and I am disappointed.
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Mar 31, 2023 11:29
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url posted:South East Asia toilet hose/bum gun was not listed as an option and I am disappointed. i don't travel you're gonna have to explain this one, kinda sounds like a bidet method
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Turmoilx posted:i don't travel you're gonna have to explain this one, kinda sounds like a bidet method It's one of those extendable spray nozzles attached to a sink but attached to a toilet and for ur butt MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Mar 31, 2023 |
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BUTTHOLE
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super sweet best pal posted:Like I said the last time the paper vs bidet debate came up, just use a shower wand instead of buying a specialized device that only washes your rear end in a top hat. I don’t want to have to shower every time I drop a deuce. Bidet attachments start at like $25 and take 15 minutes to install. Anyone who says they don’t work isn’t using them properly. Sometimes you gotta adjust your position, or spread your cheeks a little but the first time you hit the sweet spot you’ll know what’s up. Bidets also don’t eliminate the need for TP, you just use less as you only need enough to dab yourself dry.
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making GBS threads in Asia is a whole thread. Between the public squat toilets, street making GBS threads in general, Japanese toilets that can basically decipher your health, it's a whole world of interesting anecdotes. The bum gun is a hose connected to the cistern and does away with the need for paper. It is often touted as being far more hygienic, environmentally sound, and generally superior. The downside is a wet rear end unless you have a bunch of mini hand towels available. 
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I prefer a bidet. TP is good for drying. Bring a travel bidet with me when, well, traveling. It's great but not quite as effective as a standard bidet (my travel one isn't, at least.)
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We’re burning fossil fuels so my bidet can have a warm seat and water lmao
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I only accept toilet seats that have been organically pre-warmed by a Grooms-of-the-Stool Guild-approved thermal adjustment specialist sitting on it for no less than three minutes.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I don’t want to have to shower every time I drop a deuce. Bidet attachments start at like $25 and take 15 minutes to install. Anyone who says they don’t work isn’t using them properly. Sometimes you gotta adjust your position, or spread your cheeks a little but the first time you hit the sweet spot you’ll know what’s up. Bidets also don’t eliminate the need for TP, you just use less as you only need enough to dab yourself dry. PEOPLE ARE USING BOTH?  ill get there eventually then
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Just checked OP. rating myself 3. It sounds like pretzels crunching when I walk around.
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I use cottonelle blue to get the poo poo off my anus
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Awful lots of butt discussion in GBS as of late. BUTTHOLE
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wipe the steaming hot liquid poo poo directly off of my own rear end in a top hat
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the squatty potty saved my marriage. Having a bum clean enough to eat off of has improved life here considerably.
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You Are A Elf posted:Awful lots of butt discussion in GBS as of late. as of late?
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:as of late? You know what? You’re right. GBS = General Butt ‘Scussion
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I use wet wipes, OP, but someday I'll join the bidet game.
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 you owe it to yourself to get on the google and the youtube and look up bear tapeworm. Spoiler - Its the salmons fault Wee fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Mar 31, 2023 |
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That bear will not get lost in the labyrinth.
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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:I use wet wipes, OP, but someday I'll join the bidet game. https://i.imgur.com/LQ1ncuI.gifv
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I am monitoring this thread closely.
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TP has destroyed my BH It's like smearing around choc raspberry tort between two old hats full of cottage cheese
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I don't think I've ever experienced that particular sensation.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUhstIdFUrg
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Jailbrekr posted:the squatty potty saved my marriage. Having a bum clean enough to eat off of has improved life here considerably. i have one nestled against my bucket for years now, it wasn't my choice it just came to me, it would be tough to go back to normal.
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Mechanical Pencil posted:TP has destroyed my BH You gotta DAB not SMEAR. That’s how you get hemorrhoids my dude.
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I have descended to fissure nadir
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