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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




e: double post

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i cast bigsby's posting hand

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
was the movie fun?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i think i saw bigsby’s hands in a recently stickied thread, does one of them have a ring?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Compared to the warcraft movie how much of glorified boomer bait by a dying irrelevant franchise was it

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Colonel Cancer posted:

Compared to the warcraft movie how much of glorified boomer bait by a dying irrelevant franchise was it

the op already said it stars chris pratt

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bad Purchase posted:

the op already said it stars chris pratt

I have no idea who that is. I don't even have a tv

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

I have no idea who that is. I don't even have a tv

he's Starlord, or Sir Not Appearing In this movie. The star is Chris Pine, Captain Kirk

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

One of my favorite moments was the the 1d4 sling that breaks the red wizard's concentration during the final battle. Too real.

All in all, a fun film. Funny, full of references (and not all of them bonked you on the head!), great action sequences, and the third act felt like the DM was running out of ideas. Truly felt like I was watching people play and have a good time.

Also it's Chris Pine not Chris Pratt. This movie has medieval Captain Kirk not Starlord.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he's Starlord, or Sir Not Appearing In this movie. The star is Chris Pine, Captain Kirk

Chris Pine Chris Pratt whatever

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Ngl I thought captain kirk and starlord were the same actor

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

That's rude because Kirk can totally kick Starlords butt!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's more handsome and charming and makes me feel things inside. Mario fuckin sucks.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

Chris Pine Chris Pratt whatever

Chris Pine, Chris Pratt, Chris Evens. Who gives a poo poo. Whole lot of kids named Chris are superheros. It's a different Chris

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Seriously I was thinking how weird it was to go see Chris Pratt in D&D and then later go see him as the star of the Mario movie also. "This dude is overexposed."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm glad they're different people.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Applewhite posted:

Seriously I was thinking how weird it was to go see Chris Pratt in D&D and then later go see him as the star of the Mario movie also. "This dude is overexposed."

too many dudes named Chris

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Not wrong about that one Chris being overexposed though.


That's a legit nice review. Makes me want to see the movie. When it's available for streaming.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what give you a (+3) on your movies roll?

Charisma +1 and a +2 proficiency modifier in performance.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

Charisma +1 and a +2 proficiency modifier in performance.

pics or it never happened

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

itry posted:

Not wrong about that one Chris being overexposed though.


That's a legit nice review. Makes me want to see the movie. When it's available for streaming.

If you stream it at least watch it with friends and other nerds

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I just think there's so many references it'd be easy to miss one unless you had a gang with you, or if you're some kinda super dork

itry
Aug 23, 2019




I shall take notes while watching.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

itry posted:

I shall take notes while watching.

It's good habit

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

itry posted:

I shall take notes while watching.

just watch the loving movie and enjoy it

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I like the owl beR

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I just think there's so many references it'd be easy to miss one unless you had a gang with you, or if you're some kinda super dork

The references aren't really the main source of jokes, it's more of a "hey, that's neat to see" thing.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think the scene where they fight 5 and a half goblins for 3.5 hours and then debate killing their babies for another 2 a little excessive but ymmv

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Colonel Cancer posted:

I think the scene where they fight 5 and a half goblins for 3.5 hours and then debate killing their babies for another 2 a little excessive but ymmv

Is half a goblin like a kobold or something?

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Colonel Cancer posted:

I think the scene where they fight 5 and a half goblins for 3.5 hours and then debate killing their babies for another 2 a little excessive but ymmv

I didn’t care for the extended shopping scene where the party splits up and the Ranger haggles with a miserly fishmonger for thirty minutes over seven silver, after they just robbed an ancient cave with a million gold.

Also didn’t like the part where they fought one guy then everybody took out their bedrolls and inexplicably took a nap on the road in the middle of the day.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Was there a bag of holding in the movie? Did they try to put a person inside the bag?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Are there blackface elves? I'm given to understand that blackface elves are very important to the setting

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



I thought the movie was fun. Like just a enjoyable time at the movies.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

precision posted:

Are there blackface elves? I'm given to understand that blackface elves are very important to the setting

They're called drow

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Colonel Cancer posted:

They're called drow

i won't watch a d&d movie without drow. refuse to.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Colonel Cancer posted:

They're called drow

NERD!!!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

I hope no gazebos were harmed

What? I approach cautiously.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

blight rhino posted:

What? I approach cautiously.

roll for stealth

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
love y'all.

for everyone:

Dread Gazebo

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Apr 2, 2023

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you and me are nap ghost. Love you too buddy

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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
Must have rolled a nat 20 on my history check because Jesus Christ Eliminster's balls does it have a lot of exposition

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