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It is an oft repeated saying that the laughter of babies is the laughter of God. It is bullshit, I would posit that the laughter of old women is the laughter of God.  Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the sweet innocent giggles of a cherubic newborn. Quite the opposite in fact. I think it is cute and lovely. But it is not the laughter of God. When God laughs it is the bitter half cackle of someone who has seen some poo poo, done some other poo poo and lived through it all to end up with a useless lump of a husband and several ungrateful grandchildren who never call only to be infantilized, patronized, and ignored by a society that refuses to acknowledge the invaluable contributions you have made over the last 6-8 decades. On a related note, you have not yet lived, nor indeed can you count yourself worthy to, until a gaggle of old ladies sitting in a gazebo in rural South Korea have invited you over to eat some of their home made kimchi and down shots of Soju with them, whilst they laugh at you as you attempt in your poor Korean to join in their rowdy conversation. This was more than 10 years ago, so the ladies I did this with in Namhae are possibly dead by now. But I doubt it, as it will take more than old age to kill those ajummas. God bless you, you tough old bitches. Keep laughing.
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Thanks OP, your thread made me smile and laugh too. God bless grandparents.
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that seems like a really obscure scenario to have to encounter to be classified as having lived OP you're basically saying almost no one has really lived as i don't think that many people overall will have even encountered an old korean lady gazebo, let alone joined in.
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Apr 1, 2023 10:20
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I would need to learn just the right amount of Korean to even have a chance.
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Apr 1, 2023 10:47
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hell yeah, girl power op.
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Apr 1, 2023 11:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTZsiwk-ik
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BrigadierSensible posted:It is an oft repeated saying that the laughter of babies is the laughter of God. I was in Namhae for the General Yi Festival. I don't think I much interacted with anyone in that specific town, but I've definitely had exactly the experience you've had. Well, usually they're pretty nice about my Korean. I didn't realize they had an Oktoberfest Festival, I'll have to go back some time. But if you read your Bible, you'll know that God is nothing like an ajumma. God seems to delight in their own weird creations and the futility of humans to do anything about it. I postulate the laughter of God is more akin to the laughter you hear in a Discord call playing Gartic Telephone with Germans. Several of the Germans are of course drawing poop onto every single image, absolutely delighted by their clever creations, with their delight only further amplified by their loved ones absolutely begging them to stop drawing poop, just as God no doubt laughs wildly every time we beg them to stop burning California down every year.
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Apr 1, 2023 13:33
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I want some of that homemade kimchi 
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Apr 1, 2023 13:35
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You know the old lady laugh that is completely silent except a tiny, constant high pitched wheeze whistle? That's the god laugh
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Apr 1, 2023 13:57
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What a wonderful thesis, OP. It’s a beautiful thing to chop it up with a bunch of rowdy old gals. Matinee fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Apr 1, 2023 |
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Apr 1, 2023 14:48
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God bless old people. Whenever I go to Walmart I say "Thank you Admiral and have a nice day" to the greeters be they man, woman or baby.
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Apr 1, 2023 14:50
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I always figured it would be Lizzo's spot-on maniacal bye bitch laughter
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Apr 1, 2023 14:52
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A shart is the laughter of God.
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Apr 1, 2023 15:15
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an old black man laughing at a dirty joke
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Apr 1, 2023 16:04
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They say rain is the tears of God. Maybe thunder is the laughter and they're actually 🤣 at us
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Apr 1, 2023 17:12
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God laughs at me all the time, but no one else can hear it. 
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Apr 1, 2023 17:27
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Very heretical for you to state with such confidence that the god has vocal cords or is capable of laughter
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Apr 1, 2023 17:53
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God’s laughter precipitates through the universe because his son gave the world victory over death💀
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Apr 1, 2023 18:05
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I feel like if god laughed it’d be tremendously loud and might even make people at higher elevations explode 
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Apr 1, 2023 18:17
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that g ova there posted:God’s laughter precipitates through the universe because his son gave the world victory over death💀 If that is true his son's warriors lost many wars against the Islamic.
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Apr 1, 2023 18:20
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Jillian poo poo posted:I feel like if god laughed it’d be tremendously loud and might even make people at higher elevations explode sing it from the hills, brother
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Apr 1, 2023 18:20
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Dumb thread, extremely disappointed that op wasn’t just a video of rich Evans laughing
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Apr 1, 2023 18:27
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The laughter of god is the death knell of mortal man
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Apr 1, 2023 18:28
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HAmbONE posted:The laughter of god is the death knell of mortal man what a bitchass thing to say
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Apr 1, 2023 18:32
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stop laughing at me swan
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Apr 1, 2023 19:37
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God probably has a really obnoxious laugh, which is why He stopped talking to people because any time something funny happened He would embarrass Himself and get made fun of. Poor God
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Apr 1, 2023 19:43
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If God wants to laugh Police Academy 2 is on tv right now.
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Szyznyk posted:If God wants to laugh Police Academy 2 is on tv right now. no one laughed at Police Academy 2 not even god
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