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I know Dagwood was a rich guy who "married down" to Blondie or whatever, but other than that and his love of sandwiches that is my extent of knowledge of Dagwood. Yeah, I could look this poo poo up on Wikipedia, but gently caress that, I trust the knowledge of goons when it comes to semi-popular newspaper comic characters. So please share the intense deep and personal lore of Dagwood so I can feel learned and use this knowledge to impress people at all the parties I'll one day be invited to.
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He's got a real hosed up looking neck, check it out.
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Apr 2, 2023 00:24
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He stormed the capitol on jan 6 and is currently 7 months into a 3 year prison sentence
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Apr 2, 2023 00:30
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 I got mark's permission
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Apr 2, 2023 00:30
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His wife is named after Hitler's dog
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Apr 2, 2023 01:15
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huge rear end dick
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Apr 2, 2023 01:17
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For some reason i mixed up Dagwood with Doonesbury and i have to say I am quite disappointed
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Apr 2, 2023 01:25
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An ancient god spawning fishmen
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Apr 2, 2023 01:28
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the name of dagwood's boss's wife is cora
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SilvergunSuperman posted:
lol look at how much licensing text is on this one stupid lovely image
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Apr 2, 2023 01:31
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Devils Affricate posted:lol look at how much licensing text is on this one stupid lovely image Good call. Mark probably eats all those pills.
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Apr 2, 2023 01:52
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he pounded his rear end in a top hat with all of those giant sandwiches before eating them
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Apr 2, 2023 01:54
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I enjoy your av bossy lady
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Apr 2, 2023 01:57
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They sell Dagwood sandwiches at our local grocery.
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Apr 2, 2023 02:04
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i think he was a nazi war criminal who was given amnesty to work on america's space program. It's something like that.
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Apr 2, 2023 02:06
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Dagwood fucks
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Apr 2, 2023 02:11
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:Dagwood fucks Blondie does
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Apr 2, 2023 02:12
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:Dagwood fucks Sandwiches.
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Apr 2, 2023 02:15
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He renamed himself Elon Musk when he left South Africa.
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Apr 2, 2023 02:15
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:I enjoy your av bossy lady 
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Apr 2, 2023 02:16
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In France and Belgium the character Dagwood is called Dagobert, and by extension, so is the sandwich.
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Apr 2, 2023 02:35
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Devils Affricate posted:lol look at how much licensing text is on this one stupid lovely image Oh, geez! Find your officially licensed Off the Mark.com by Mark Parisi merchandise at Egeez.com today! (cough)
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Apr 2, 2023 02:41
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It always makes me smile
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Apr 2, 2023 03:00
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He called me a slur
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Apr 2, 2023 03:03
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He hates Mondays and loves lasagna
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Apr 2, 2023 03:22
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The strip is incredibly popular in Austria
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Apr 2, 2023 03:44
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istewart posted:Oh, geez! Find your officially licensed Off the Mark.com by Mark Parisi merchandise at Egeez.com today! (cough) I'm gonna be the world's youngest Mark Parisi licensee
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Apr 2, 2023 03:55
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:I enjoy your av bossy lady
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There was a year or two period in the 50s when Dagwood was hunting Communists in the State Department. Also in the 80s King Features Syndicate tried to do a "Crisis on Infinite Earths" thing where he lost some kind of lawsuit against Hi and Lois and he tried to hire Funky Winkerbean to kill them.
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Apr 2, 2023 04:23
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I looked on Wikipedia...the Blondie strip started in 1930. It's almost 100 loving years old
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WHY BONER NOW posted:I looked on Wikipedia...the Blondie strip started in 1930. It's almost 100 loving years old There’s movies and poo poo from that time too. TCM airs them once in a while.
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WHY BONER NOW posted:I looked on Wikipedia...the Blondie strip started in 1930. It's almost 100 loving years old I am fairly sure that Blondie isn't even the original character.
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RepeatingMeme posted:He stormed the capitol on jan 6 and is currently 7 months into a 3 year prison sentence Funnily enough, this finally got him back in his parents' good graces and they now use their immense wealth to travel to rallies crying about corruption in the justice system. Also they think the Roaring 20s have returned and are blaming everything on woke flappers
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Apr 2, 2023 04:39
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Dagwood is the hidden Smash Bros DLC character
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Actually I am sorry, the previous post was incorrect. The hidden Smash Bros DLC character is actually Jughead. Jughead is being added to Smash Bros.
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istewart posted:Actually I am sorry, the previous post was incorrect. The hidden Smash Bros DLC character is actually Jughead. Jughead is being added to Smash Bros. do not give him hamburgers
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Nooner posted:His wife is named after Hitler's dog Alexander Bumstead is one of the Boys from Brazil
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Apr 2, 2023 05:03
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Dagwood was actually one of the founders of ACE Hardware but had to sell his share early because at a big meeting with investors he just kept making GBS threads himself endlessly just gallons of liquid poo poo going all through his pants and dripping off the chair in the boardroom and leaking out his legs onto the carpets all the way to the elevator it was so embarrassing he had to skip town and get into the sandwich game or whatever it is he does
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Apr 2, 2023 05:07
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If you're trying to get me to post some Dagwood porn... I'm not going to do it. Sorry.
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Chief McHeath posted:Dagwood was actually one of the founders of ACE Hardware but had to sell his share early because at a big meeting with investors he just kept making GBS threads himself endlessly just gallons of liquid poo poo going all through his pants and dripping off the chair in the boardroom and leaking out his legs onto the carpets all the way to the elevator it was so embarrassing he had to skip town and get into the sandwich game or whatever it is he does On the upside, though, few people are aware that every Ace Hardware has liquid poo poo on the "secret menu" at the paint counter to commemorate this incident, and at least one long-time employee on staff trained to produce it. At very high quality, might I add!
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