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Apr 3, 2023 12:42
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Dagwood’s penis has the same haircut 
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Apr 3, 2023 12:57
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Dagwood is considered to be the pioneer of critical race theory.
We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.
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Apr 3, 2023 15:00
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Dagwood committed unlawful witness intimidation while I testified at the trial for his sexual assault of me
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Apr 3, 2023 15:13
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Dagwood went to a house party for the Fantastic Four shortly before they were tortured by the devil
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Apr 3, 2023 15:32
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Dagwood's schlong is massive. Just immense. Blondie usually looks happy in the comic, for good reason.
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Apr 3, 2023 15:38
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Blondie has tortured and murdered over 70 men.
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Apr 3, 2023 15:39
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specifically she does this the way the lady does in Goldeneye
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Apr 3, 2023 15:41
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The Blondej Concentration camp in Poland
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Apr 3, 2023 15:46
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BigBadSteve posted:Dagwood's schlong is massive. Just immense. Blondie usually looks happy in the comic, for good reason.
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Apr 3, 2023 15:48
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Dagwood claims a demon named Doowgad possessed him and forced him to assault me while he spoke backwards
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Apr 3, 2023 16:04
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I know Sluggo is lit, but is Dagwood lit?
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Apr 3, 2023 16:22
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i'm afraid dagwood is the bourgeoisie
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Apr 3, 2023 16:26
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Dagwood cruises Grindr under the username “Dad Wood”
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Apr 3, 2023 17:34
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Dagwood sacrificed my firstborn to Doowgad and consumed him in a giant multi-tiered sandwich with assorted condiments and fixins
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Apr 3, 2023 17:41
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Dagwood originated the popular Jamaican dance known as 'Daggering' (or 'Dagwoodering', before it was shortened)
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Apr 3, 2023 18:00
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Dagwood has intentionally infected over 100 people with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.
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Apr 3, 2023 18:46
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Stonehouse Beach posted:Dagwood went to a house party for the Fantastic Four shortly before they were tortured by the devil You need to post the picture, otherwise this looks like you're joking.  kleefeldoncomics posted:Way back in John Byrne's run on the Fantastic Four, he had Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman adopt secret identities to try to raise their child Franklin in a "normal" household. The bought a place in Belle Porte, Connecticut and created the identities of Reed and Sue Benjamin, and eventually had a house warming to invite all their new neighbors over. And, if you weren't aware, their neighbors are largely residents of the newspaper funny pages...
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Apr 3, 2023 18:51
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D̶̞̘͔̗͇͔͍̱̈̇͋̌́̈́͋̀o̶̲̘̰͒͑̈̿͒̒̓o̶̢̭͍̹͇͙̭̿ͅẁ̵̢͙̗̲͍̘̘̳͒͊̓̇̔̃g̴̺͈̿̽͛͛̈́̈ä̴̱̣̟̭́d̸̥͕͓̮̙̹̓̉̈̎ͅ ̷̧̩̬̫̼̬͊̎̀̚ì̷͈̙̽̀̀͊͛́̕ş̶̼̝̦̞̉́̒͂̃̉̎ ̴͈̗͙̹͍͊̑̎͜h̴̭͔̱̺̤̠͒̊͋ͅͅe̶̳̣̩͓͐͜ͅṛ̸̪̯̜̟͗̅ė̴͇̈͑̊̑̇͋.̷̳̯͙̱̙̗͗̀̆͆̅̐͝
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Apr 3, 2023 19:14
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I never trusted Blondie after MAD magazine made a satirical strip of her locking Dagwood in the bathroom and having his boss in bed with her, while the mailmain is coming into the window, asking her if he's too early. My innocence died that day.
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Apr 3, 2023 19:42
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has tiny, dribbling yellow cums
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Apr 3, 2023 19:55
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I never trusted Blondie after MAD magazine made a satirical strip of her locking Dagwood in the bathroom and having his boss in bed with her, while the mailmain is coming into the window, asking her if he's too early. My innocence died that day. No need to feel any shame friend; Dagwood’s into it
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Apr 3, 2023 20:02
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It's not a coincidence that Blondie shares a name with Hitlers dog
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Apr 3, 2023 20:35
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's not a coincidence that Blondie shares a name with Hitlers dog Blondie actually IS Hitler’s dog. The Germans got up to some wild stuff with genetics.
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Apr 3, 2023 20:53
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:No need to feel any shame friend; Dagwood’s into it No. NOOOO!
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Apr 3, 2023 21:18
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I never trusted Blondie after MAD magazine made a satirical strip of her locking Dagwood in the bathroom and having his boss in bed with her, while the mailmain is coming into the window, asking her if he's too early. My innocence died that day. As a kid I never understood the following when I was a kid where the milk man kisses Goofy or all the other references to milk men from those years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XPADxkWGX4&t=90s It blew my mind when I learned that it was a thing for milk-men to go around and have it away with people's wives. I learned it from an old guy I used to work with who used to be a milk man back in the UK in the 50's and that while it was a minority of women, he would be propositioned and have a go with some people's wives and that it was very common for milk men and mail men.
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Apr 3, 2023 21:26
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D̶̡͕͉̈́̉̇̋̓̅̕ö̷̭̦̖̾̌̈́͝o̴̽̿̿̾̕͝ͅw̵͈̖̗̣̩̬̮̌̽͐̑̏̽̕g̶̨̨̟̣͔͖̪̀̆̓͠ă̸̝̟͔̮̎͌̎̕͝d̶̤̥̗́̈̓̈́͝ ̴͚̜̪̀̏͛ḥ̶͇͙͕̳̟͔͒̂̓̃̌͂͌u̸̳̟̐͊̎͐n̸̨̛̝̫̣̫̟̖̫͐͐̏̉̚͘ĝ̶̪̙̦̙̮̆͜ê̶̡̧̛̛̞̗͔̳̖̊̚r̶͍̜̹̭̈́̊̅̚͝ͅs̵̐̈́̕͝ͅ.̶͓͖̝̓ ̶͇͎̌̋͂̌F̷̢͎̩̥̟̦̗̯͆̀̓̾̚͝͝͠ę̷̼̳͇̫̐ĕ̸̻̝̺̉͊d̶̫̯͕̗̟͖̳͊̉̃͌̿̎̎ ̴̧̖͠ͅḒ̵̜͋́̋̅̿̇̐̔o̵̖͌̾̅͋́́̋ŏ̷̖͔̙̭̫͙͖̈̇̌w̴̨͈͈̗̪͕̙̠̐̇̓͆͆ğ̴͓͇̳̠͙̖̮̔̾̈́̃́̉́a̶̧̻͇͙̪͙̻̋͊͊͌̾̏d̵̻̦̪̏̍͘ ̸͕͍̞̪̥̠̃̉̏́̈͐̕y̷̢̜͋̈̿̄̎̽ọ̵̾̆ǘ̶̺̪̦̠̺̫̺̓ṟ̷̢̘̞̥̣̝̬̎͝ ̸̮͕̱̘͚̄̌c̷̙͓̹̦̰̹̔̄͂̀̋̑́̀ḧ̶̡̼̖͉́̈͑̇͐͘͝ï̵͕̪̪͉̈́l̶̨̳̹͎̐̆̔͆͜d̴̢͕̞̮͂̌͝r̷͈̽̐̉̾̽͗͑ͅe̴̪̓͂͂n̴̻͇̈́̽̇̀̌.̷̜̖̗͝
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Apr 3, 2023 21:33
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Dagwood owns the world’s most complete collection of anime
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Apr 3, 2023 21:49
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Smugworth posted:Dagwood claims a demon named Doowgad possessed him and forced him to assault me while he spoke backwards I feel for you, since Doowgad always "uses the back entrance" iykwim.
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Apr 4, 2023 04:06
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Powerful Katrinka posted:The strips are in last year's newspaper comics thread, if you really want to read them, OP. Actual canon is that Blondie was a flapper, and Dagwood's rich parents kept trying to break them up. For some reason after one of their breakups, Blondie hangs around with the Bumstead parents and Mr. Bumstead talks to her like she's his wayward daughter who needs a job and to be less frivolous. (Mr. Bumstead prefers to hit on other young women and sometimes be romantic with his wife. I guess he respects that Blondie was his son's ex and didn't violate Bro Code) Isn't beetle bailey dagwood's cousin who joined the army or something
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Apr 4, 2023 08:27
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Beetle Bailey and Lois from Hi and Lois are brother and sister. BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Dagwood and Blondie have never consummated their marriage. Their two children are the result of a depraved ritual of Dagwood’s sinister cult that denies sexual pleasure to its members.
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