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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

mcmagic posted:

How is Volpe from central NJ and his favorite music is some country poo poo.

New Jersey is a land of diversity

No, really, Jersey is bizarre. The north is New York junior, there's a lovely version of Vegas southeast, the southwest is stuck in 1981, it has a shore that teeters between resort and white trash, and across from Philly is a lot of factories and water towers.

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


Mike_V posted:

no cardinals pitcher has had a good start through 4 games, nice!

it's less than ideal

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
I wish Thomson would re-arrange the batting order depending on who's hot. Schwarber is death right now, and Bohm is making contact with everything; at least swap them.

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
Oh my god the Red Sox pitching is soooo bad

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Red posted:

New Jersey is a land of diversity

No, really, Jersey is bizarre. The north is New York junior, there's a lovely version of Vegas southeast, the southwest is stuck in 1981, it has a shore that teeters between resort and white trash, and across from Philly is a lot of factories and water towers.

He literally grew up 15 mins from where I'm sitting right now and there is no excuse for it. none.




Just gonna post this again:

mcmagic posted:

I feel like if you look like a complete idiot like Brandon Marsh does you should at least have the decency not to suck.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
jordan walker is going to kill a pitcher this year

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

very calmly and sanely telling myself it's only April

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Smyly :psyduck:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Damnsby!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

Just give Dansby the MVP now.

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Berrios got paid and decided to just suck rear end and I kind of respect him for it

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I worry the Jays are throwing a larger ball and trying to hit a smaller one.

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Goddammit, Brandish looked good and now he's been pulled for a potential injury. The start of this season is going to be a pitching disaster. :negative:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Tigers beating the shift even though they nerfed the shift

e: drat, solid hit there

Brown getting beat up on this inning

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Tigers scoring first is a nice change of pace

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

hunter brown pitches like I do when I'm playign the show, everything is around the zone so hitters always know contact is at least possible

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Intruder posted:

hunter brown pitches like I do when I'm playign the show, everything is around the zone so hitters always know contact is at least possible

He's not throwing meatballs or anything though. His stuff looks nasty.

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"
so berrios is just totally cooked, huh

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
dammit. cards hit it to the wall, braves just clear it (not counting riley's bomb)

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
cubs earn proper reward for trying to bunt

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
You don't see catchers interference called too often

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Heck of a play from Boyd to at least get one out.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Not a good bunt

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


thinking about all the runners the Jays leave on and counting on it all to even out when they win a game in July 15-5 on 21 hits.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
So either Ross put on the bunt play with one of his best power hitters at the plate and RISP, or after the HBP Wisdom is too hurt to swing the bat but for some reason he hadn't been taken out of the game.

Either way, what the actual gently caress are you doing David???

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
It would be cool if we didn't have a catcher whose so bad at the plate we have to pinch hit for him with our other catcher.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
"Cubs leave 'em loaded."

Oh yeah I can feel it... baseball is back.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Keegan good

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Walker rules so much ahhhhh

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Vierling was safe

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
I would like the blue jays to start cashing in some of these runners, thanks

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

ozymandius1024 posted:

Vierling was safe

Not on the steal attempt though :smith:

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
god that's three loving warning track outs with runners on for the cardinals tonight

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

lol

lmao

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I guess Wisdom's wrist was fine because he swung next AB, Ross was really having arguably his best power guy try to bunt when there was already somebody in scoring position???

What a dumb game to lose, lol.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Jaaaavy :toot:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
rangers perfect season almost in tatters

throwing my fresh tattoo in the furnace, both of which I actually own irl trust me

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I hope the Astros remember how to hit someday

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Intruder posted:

I hope the Astros remember how to hit someday

Is there a trash can nearby?

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Is there a trash can nearby?

No need, elbow pads and a good lean will do

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