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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
first pitch GIDP after a leadoff walk.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
This game is going to be over in 1.5 hours.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Hos!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Scherzer doesn't have much on his FB today. Started 94-95 but 91-92 now

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I think the Cubs and Mariners have a group outing to get deep dish pizza after this game cause this is moving at a torrid pace.

They're interviewing an MLB guy about the pace of play changes and they can barely get in a couple questions before the half inning ends.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ugh Dansby missed that by a couple feet

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.
Gifted a triple to lead off the inning and not going to score.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Leadoff triple with Judge Rizzo and Stanton up vs a dogshit pitcher and they don't score. Brutal. This is going to be a BADDDDDD loss.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Uh oh, they've figured out Smyly

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Ty France can't avoid being hit, even when he's not at bat.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Reds-Braves, scoreless, hit the halfway mark just barely over an hour.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

mcmagic posted:

Leadoff triple with Judge Rizzo and Stanton up vs a dogshit pitcher and they don't score. Brutal. This is going to be a BADDDDDD loss.

Somehow got a winnable game out of German and this bottom of the order and blew it

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Got out of it with only 1, whew

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Nodoze posted:

Somehow got a winnable game out of German and this bottom of the order and blew it

it's really incredible that a week into the season with a 300MM dollar payroll and they are running this kind of lineup out there. There is just zero depth on this roster at all and they injury risk all over the place. Their team building is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yeah Happ!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
BellingeRBI!

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Either Judge and Stanton are hitting homers or the Yankees are losing.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
HosmeRBI!

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
hm, these cardinals aren't very fun to watch

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Rays are never going to lose, 3 straight shutouts

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
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mcmagic posted:

Leadoff triple with Judge Rizzo and Stanton up vs a dogshit pitcher and they don't score. Brutal. This is going to be a BADDDDDD loss.

Yeah I don't know what to tell you guys, if you can't score off James fuckin' Karinchak then something's gone decidedly wrong, lmao, he's easily Cleveland's worst bullpen piece.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Smyly curveball is nasty tonight.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Big lead Framber. Throw strikes

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



He's playing with his change up. And this ump sucks balls

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
lol god that's three hard hit balls that the cardinals have hit at rockies infielders so far. they better be saving their regression for the playoffs at this point

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Adbert!

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Phillies beating the snot out of Marlins, look like a real team for the first time this season

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
feels like that sacrifice fly is enough to beat the cardinals tonight

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Starting to get the impression that these lights at Wrigley are different than the lights that used to be there

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

whoa...

https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1645594844406980611

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Servais emptying the bench.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
That was almost an incredible play by Swanson. Less than half a step away.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
great work from the cardinals infield defense to allow the runner on third to score before they got the final out in the rundown

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I hate Kolten Wong so much, why can the Cubs not get this mediocre loser out?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
The third base line at Citi Field has got Stickum on it.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
cardinals batted balls finding holes finally

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


https://twitter.com/Mets/status/1645597751210590209?s=20

e. Here's both plays:

https://twitter.com/HannahRKeyser/status/1645599759225307136?s=20

RoastBeef fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Apr 11, 2023

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lmao nice blan, thanks mariners

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Terrible baserunning lmao

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
another non-quality start from the cardinals

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