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Dandywalken posted:they flop now?
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There is a scene where jar jar farts in the first movie, turns out the fart is actually a sentient alien because Jedi magic here is a 3 movie series plus cartoon spin off and also gritty(ish, still pg13) live action spin off buy the fart Jedi toy plus fart Jedi space ship with auxiliary droid action figure and a hoodie
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Apr 10, 2023 21:34
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Actually buy 2 so you can keep one in the box to sell later to pay for your retirement
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Apr 10, 2023 21:35
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I fuckin hate star wars
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Star Wars Episode Whatever: We Just Want That Toy Money
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Apr 10, 2023 21:39
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Disney Executive: Get this! What if Luke Skywalker cryogenically freezes himself and wakes up in 2024 to fight Donald Trump with a lightsaber only Trump is protected by a squad of elite navy seal mercenaries!! Then Leia is elected President! Maybe a side story where Darth Vader catches Covid.
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Sophy Wackles posted:Disney Executive: Get this! What if Luke Skywalker cryogenically freezes himself and wakes up in 2024 to fight Donald Trump with a lightsaber only Trump is protected by a squad of elite navy seal mercenaries!! Then Leia is elected President! Maybe a side story where Darth Vader catches Covid. This but replace Star Wars terms with Simpsons terms and you have a season 35 Simpsons episode ready to go.
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Apr 10, 2023 21:39
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im dark vapour
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Apr 10, 2023 21:40
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Nooner posted:There is a scene where jar jar farts in the first movie, turns out the fart is actually a sentient alien because Jedi magic here is a 3 movie series plus cartoon spin off and also gritty(ish, still pg13) live action spin off buy the fart Jedi toy plus fart Jedi space ship with auxiliary droid action figure and a hoodie tbh the Marvel jedi-fart prequel tie-in is significantly better than the live-action series, and much close to ジョージ original vision  edit at this point, Disney should look into making more Family Guy spoofs because who fukken cares
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Apr 10, 2023 21:59
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they need to keep constantly making this type of thing in order to desensitize the star wars fanbase to the point where it will become acceptable for them to start having xmen and guardians of the galaxy crossovers in star wars movies and vice versa, all with the final end goal of having star wars characters, in official star wars movies, interacting with aligned consumer packaged good brands while making quipy references to other contemporary popular media within the abc/disney family
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Apr 10, 2023 22:08
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Nooner posted:There is a scene where jar jar farts in the first movie, turns out the fart is actually a sentient alien because Jedi magic here is a 3 movie series plus cartoon spin off and also gritty(ish, still pg13) live action spin off buy the fart Jedi toy plus fart Jedi space ship with auxiliary droid action figure and a hoodie I'll wait for the Funko Pop.
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Apr 10, 2023 22:08
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Is Jawa Juice considered halal?
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Apr 10, 2023 23:00
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Fiction, especially science fiction, is like a poster child for entropy. Each generation is worse than the last. Imagine how bad it's going to be when the next generation of writers and directors are getting their inspiration from the garbage that's being produced now.
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Apr 10, 2023 23:17
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Cool, more Disney stuff for me to shake my head at and never watch.
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Apr 10, 2023 23:21
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That's good news. It's not for me but some people really like Star Wars and I hope they'll these new movies.
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Apr 10, 2023 23:37
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well I better start complaining about them right away.
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https://youtu.be/NdvAbxJHOdk
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MrQwerty posted:also darth maul was alive the entire clone war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onA8E5CWdIw
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Apr 11, 2023 00:19
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Economies of scale. The more star wars you make per year the cheaper they become per piece
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Apr 11, 2023 00:33
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The Disney company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep watching that garbage.
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Apr 11, 2023 00:40
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MoonshineWilly posted:When I saw The Force Awakens, the whole theater was dead silent and you could hear a pin drop when Ben kills Han. Then when Chewbacca “dies” in the sequel nobody seemed to care. gently caress, chewbacca "dies"? I'm assuming he comes back or something I've been a fan of like every Star Wars game, but the movies after the originals was just kinda like meh. There's probably six or seven I haven't even seen.
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Apr 11, 2023 00:41
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It’s for children go watch something more grown up like Throw Mama from the Train.
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I didn't even watch the full trilogy but I heard about it a lot from a former friend who repeatedly posted that there was absolutely no way the movies would end up putting Rey and Kylo together, and that Reylo fans were not only delusional but literally abusers. We stopped talking for unrelated reasons so I never got to see her reaction to the last movie Anyway the only thing I want to see from the sequel sequels is a follow up on the Sims 4 tie-in. The one that was just a soulless imitation of a theme park and you weren't even allowed to trap the iconic characters in a ladderless pool because it'd ruin their image.
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Apr 11, 2023 00:55
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olives black posted:i've spent more time reading smg's posts on star wars than actually watching any of the movies atp
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Apr 11, 2023 00:57
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I'm afraid the cinematic universe will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
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Apr 11, 2023 01:27
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what about a star wars that has a guy with like a laser axe?!
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ikanreed posted:I'm afraid the cinematic universe will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
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Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves was a p good movie
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Hear me out: Luke Skywalker, but it’s Luke Skyywalker from 2 Live Crew.
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EvilJoven posted:Fiction, especially science fiction, is like a poster child for entropy. Each generation is worse than the last. Imagine how bad it's going to be when the next generation of writers and directors are getting their inspiration from the garbage that's being produced now. Personally I can't wait for the phase of Hollywood where all the writers were inspired by Riddick movies
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You Are A Elf posted:Hear me out: Luke Skywalker, but it’s Luke Skyywalker from 2 Live Crew. You mean Luuke Skywalker, the defective clone?
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You Are A Elf posted:Hear me out: Luke Skywalker, but it’s Luke Skyywalker from 2 Live Crew. 
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You Are A Elf posted:Hear me out: Luke Skywalker, but it’s Luke Skyywalker from 2 Live Crew. Eventually there's going to be enough sequels that the plot catches up with modern day Earth and we're going to get a coming-of-age highschool drama about Luke's descendant, Lucas Walker.
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Apr 11, 2023 01:41
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despite having a quarter of the polygons, anachronox was a much prettier game than kotor. better written and more fun too
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Apr 11, 2023 01:43
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olives black posted:Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves was a p good movie For sure, Hugh Grant was a delight and I like how it didn’t feel like they were doing groundwork for a new cinematic universe.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:For sure, Hugh Grant was a delight and I like how it didn’t feel like they were doing groundwork for a new cinematic universe. yeah it doesn't spend a second of time trying to hook you into seeing another movie in two years. script has no fat on it
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Apr 11, 2023 01:49
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george lucas should pay for his crimes against humanity
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i can't think of a single star wars game that i'm glad i spent time playing except for the empire strikes back on nes. not sure why though because it's objectively a turd https://youtu.be/pKEE-S-koXI
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Apr 11, 2023 02:00
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also dark forces sucked shut up. go cry into your kyle katarn body pillow about it
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Hyrax Attack! posted:For sure, Hugh Grant was a delight and I like how it didn’t feel like they were doing groundwork for a new cinematic universe. im kind of surprised that in the age of the franchise someone hasnt tried to make movies or tv shows out of all the dungeons and dragons universes like dragonlance and forgotten realms and spelljammer etc. like those main dragonlance books by margaret weiss and tracy hickman would make for some great trash fantasy tv on the level of xena and hercules etc.
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