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Okayyyy first question Which room's mine?
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Okay okay. Gotta admit I was expecting a warmer reception from the tens of thousands of people I'll be collecting with! Come on, don't be shy now, we're all just one big borgy family!
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Apr 16, 2023 12:12
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You are still in the quarantine period for new assimilations. We had to implement a quarantine policy after that incident when all of our computational resources became solely devoted to creating OVA slash-fiction.
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Now look here I didn't agree to join this collective so that I could give up writing anime slash fiction- I joined this collective because I needed a way to not pay for rent or internet anymore. Let's not put the cart before the horse on any of this.
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Apr 16, 2023 18:12
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New borg walks into the cafeteria and plugs into a charging station. Every other borg simultaneously in unison stand up and move one charging station away from him.
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Apr 16, 2023 21:46
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*kicks a can along the lattice walkway* Sometimes I just wish there was more to life than a tube and a cube, ya know?
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If we're looking for a good time come to Node 420 and ask for 6 of 9.
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Apr 16, 2023 23:54
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How did a Borg cube even get a red light district?
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Apr 17, 2023 00:24
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Assimilation. Anyway new guy, keep our slashfic to ourself, we don't want the Queen giving us the old "self destruct" like that other cube.
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Actually that was another reason I assimilated! We all share information in the collective right so I definitely can have the borg queen's number!
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reignofevil posted:Okayyyy first question I want to know who installed those lights. Collectively not doing poo poo
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Are we allowed to date inside our cube or do we gotta go outside the collective?
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banned from Starbucks posted:Are we allowed to date inside our cube or do we gotta go outside the collective? Bad news, just found out colony wide we're on "Assimilate only". This is the no sex collective 
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reignofevil posted:Bad news, just found out colony wide we're on "Assimilate only". This is the no sex collective Wait, then where did those assimilated babies come from? Damnit, our unimatrix adjunct said we were on the baby making waiting list! If we don't get laid, we're going to put our foot up our rear end!
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*slam dunks penis laser implant into the trash*
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banned from Starbucks posted:*slam dunks penis laser implant into the trash* lol
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Apr 20, 2023 06:09
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We assimilated literal infants and now if something disappears from our viewscreen it's existence gets dumped from our core memory. Also we collectively filled our cyberdiapers.
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Buttchocks posted:We assimilated literal infants and now if something disappears from our viewscreen it's existence gets dumped from our core memory. Also we collectively filled our cyberdiapers. I swear to queen if those bastards in logistics cut back on shiny keys or rattler I'm gonna.... I'm gonna.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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reignofevil posted:Bad news, just found out colony wide we're on "Assimilate only". This is the no sex collective But what about Sex of Nine?
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So what time is dinner around here?
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banned from Starbucks posted:*slam dunks penis laser implant into the trash* lol, where's that video that was going round twitter a few months ago of a vacuum-powered trash disposal system?
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Welcome aboard! You have been signed up for Team Day on stardate 420.69. Don't forget it's business casual, but we encourage hawaiian shirts because we know you need to let your scalp tubes down sometimes too. Attendance is mandatory, all must participate.
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Ever since we assimilated that Ferengi trade delegation, our motto has been "there's no I in Borg, but there is an Org as in Organization and a B as in Business". We assimilated several focus groups and they all unanimously agreed with us that it was the best motto of all the options presented.
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Our Queen has written a book on productivity and motivation, it will be uploaded to the collective consciousness for adoption by all borg nodes effective immediately.
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Apr 21, 2023 18:49
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Mano posted:But what about Sex of Nine? Someone is in the central repository and is rapidly flipping the switch back and forth from Borg Never gently caress to Borg Only gently caress and let me tell you something I'm sick and tired of only loving
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Hi, fellow low level grunt drones! Working hard or hardly working, am I right? Ha ha ha. Anywho, now I've shown how "cool" and "groovy" I am, can someone get me a "hook-up" to "score" some "details of the precise network address for Unimatrix 0"? Ha ha ha. I'm not a cop.
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Can the guy who keeps changing my designation to 69 of 420 plz stop or I'm gonna assimilate my foot into your rear end.
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My podmate keeps blasting Kingon opera while I'm trying to regenerate, so I replaced his ears with serial ports.
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Buttchocks posted:My podmate keeps blasting Kingon opera while I'm trying to regenerate, so I replaced his ears with serial ports. Ha! Once a port sucker always a port sucker that's what I always say!
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Hey, we're...uh...also new members of the Collective. We're also in search of a Cube. You wouldn't have happened to see an unassimilated humanoid woman walking around. She may or may not have tiny brown dots going down the sides of her head and neck...
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Angepain posted:Hi, fellow low level grunt drones! Working hard or hardly working, am I right? Ha ha ha. Anywho, now I've shown how "cool" and "groovy" I am, can someone get me a "hook-up" to "score" some "details of the precise network address for Unimatrix 0"? Ha ha ha. I'm not a cop. That's an awfully suspicious use of non-plural pronouns... This drone must be a Unimatrix Zero user trying to throw us off the track of his compatriots by impersonating a security unit! GET HIM!
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Here's a picture of her: She answers either to "Joey" or "Jadzia." Please, we need that cube.  And, no, that is not a camera physically grafted into my head by the power of Leviathan... It was definitely installed with Borg nanoprobes...
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Bogus Adventure posted:Here's a picture of her: Oh her, yes, she mostly hangs out on that space station near Bajor. We don't go over there ever for some reason.
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Angepain posted:Oh her, yes, she mostly hangs out on that space station near Bajor. We don't go over there ever for some reason. Yeah. It's certainly not because we're afraid of the Starfleet Captain in charge of that station though. That is NOT the reason. We didn't plan an entire invasion of Earth around the fact that he was on a mission inside a spacial anomaly that blocked sensors and communications so he could have no way of knowing we were attacking or anything. That'd be silly.
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Hey new borg, we're putting you on the first scouting team for this colony invasion. Be sure to upload some good data on their weapons capabilities when they shoot you so that the next team can adapt, ok, thanks.
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Angepain posted:Oh her, yes, she mostly hangs out on that space station near Bajor. We don't go over there ever for some reason. Sanguinia posted:Yeah. It's certainly not because we're afraid of the Starfleet Captain in charge of that station though. That is NOT the reason. We didn't plan an entire invasion of Earth around the fact that he was on a mission inside a spacial anomaly that blocked sensors and communications so he could have no way of knowing we were attacking or anything. That'd be silly.  We appreciate it. We will report this news to Pinhe---the Borg Queen.
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How many levels of brand new Borg are you on? Pff. That is nothing, watch this:
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Bogus Adventure posted:
HEY WAIT A SECOND Mustaches aren't permitted on cube after Awakening Day, violations are death. I'm a cool disciplinary drone so I'm just gonna warn ya but next time might not be so easy!
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reignofevil posted:HEY WAIT A SECOND Understood. We'll take this uncompliant drone to the grooming alcove immediately. *frantically whispers* I TOLD you that mustache would get us in trouble!
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