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Welcome aboard! You have been signed up for Team Day on stardate 420.69. Don't forget it's business casual, but we encourage hawaiian shirts because we know you need to let your scalp tubes down sometimes too. Attendance is mandatory, all must participate.
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Ever since we assimilated that Ferengi trade delegation, our motto has been "there's no I in Borg, but there is an Org as in Organization and a B as in Business". We assimilated several focus groups and they all unanimously agreed with us that it was the best motto of all the options presented.
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Apr 21, 2023 17:46
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Our Queen has written a book on productivity and motivation, it will be uploaded to the collective consciousness for adoption by all borg nodes effective immediately.
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Apr 21, 2023 17:49
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 "...it's short for LamBORGhini."
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Apr 24, 2023 17:17
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David D. Davidson posted:Wait I thought we were a metaphor for collectivism, why do we even have a queen? Well, old King Borg II died and left no male heirs, so...
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Apr 27, 2023 17:46
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"Hey new borg! Wanna do a line?" "uhh I'm not sure...I'm still technically on probation..." "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" "oh you guys!"
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Apr 28, 2023 04:51
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Twenty Four posted:Hey, just got assimilated, and I've got a few questions to run past the HR department. Old Borg on a full salary defined benefit pension, just putting in his time, only got a few more years left and he can finally retire.
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Apr 29, 2023 05:26
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Old Borg been part of the same collective for 35 years, this is New Borg's 5th collective since being assimilated, and he'll join 5 more before he's 30.
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Apr 29, 2023 05:32
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