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Okayyyy first question Which room's mine?
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Apr 14, 2023 23:14
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Okay okay. Gotta admit I was expecting a warmer reception from the tens of thousands of people I'll be collecting with! Come on, don't be shy now, we're all just one big borgy family!
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Apr 16, 2023 11:12
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Now look here I didn't agree to join this collective so that I could give up writing anime slash fiction- I joined this collective because I needed a way to not pay for rent or internet anymore. Let's not put the cart before the horse on any of this.
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Apr 16, 2023 17:12
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*kicks a can along the lattice walkway* Sometimes I just wish there was more to life than a tube and a cube, ya know?
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Apr 16, 2023 20:52
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Actually that was another reason I assimilated! We all share information in the collective right so I definitely can have the borg queen's number!
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Apr 16, 2023 23:56
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banned from Starbucks posted:Are we allowed to date inside our cube or do we gotta go outside the collective? Bad news, just found out colony wide we're on "Assimilate only". This is the no sex collective 
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Apr 19, 2023 16:23
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Buttchocks posted:We assimilated literal infants and now if something disappears from our viewscreen it's existence gets dumped from our core memory. Also we collectively filled our cyberdiapers. I swear to queen if those bastards in logistics cut back on shiny keys or rattler I'm gonna.... I'm gonna.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Mano posted:But what about Sex of Nine? Someone is in the central repository and is rapidly flipping the switch back and forth from Borg Never gently caress to Borg Only gently caress and let me tell you something I'm sick and tired of only loving
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Apr 21, 2023 18:59
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Buttchocks posted:My podmate keeps blasting Kingon opera while I'm trying to regenerate, so I replaced his ears with serial ports. Ha! Once a port sucker always a port sucker that's what I always say!
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Apr 21, 2023 22:13
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Bogus Adventure posted:
HEY WAIT A SECOND Mustaches aren't permitted on cube after Awakening Day, violations are death. I'm a cool disciplinary drone so I'm just gonna warn ya but next time might not be so easy!
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Apr 22, 2023 23:25
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Hey we tried it the other way around and we kept murdering the pizza guy! Now space dominos won't even bring us breadsticks anymore.
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Apr 23, 2023 14:20
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In this collective we do Ands and we do Ors. I swear if I find out some of you fucks have been fraternizing with the Xnorg I'll wipe every drone in the alpha quadrant.
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Apr 23, 2023 19:39
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Hey so I might have made a mistake, but on the plus side I found out you can assimilate musical sock puppets  How could you How Could You Do This To Ussssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Apr 24, 2023 15:15
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This is not what I meant when I said we should consider looking for answers on the net.
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Apr 25, 2023 16:02
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I've accidentally split borg 351 into two units using the transporter. This is not a major problem except neither unit will accept an odd designation insisting they are now unit 120 and unit 230 respectively. Needless to say the actual units 120 and 230 are absolutely devastated.
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Angepain posted:Turns out our code specifies no absolute rulers. we're allowed to have one I hate to allow such an obvious perversion of our goal but damnit if it's not technically correct.
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