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reignofevil posted:Bad news, just found out colony wide we're on "Assimilate only". This is the no sex collective Wait, then where did those assimilated babies come from? Damnit, our unimatrix adjunct said we were on the baby making waiting list! If we don't get laid, we're going to put our foot up our rear end!
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Angepain posted:Hi, fellow low level grunt drones! Working hard or hardly working, am I right? Ha ha ha. Anywho, now I've shown how "cool" and "groovy" I am, can someone get me a "hook-up" to "score" some "details of the precise network address for Unimatrix 0"? Ha ha ha. I'm not a cop. That's an awfully suspicious use of non-plural pronouns... This drone must be a Unimatrix Zero user trying to throw us off the track of his compatriots by impersonating a security unit! GET HIM!
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Angepain posted:Oh her, yes, she mostly hangs out on that space station near Bajor. We don't go over there ever for some reason. Yeah. It's certainly not because we're afraid of the Starfleet Captain in charge of that station though. That is NOT the reason. We didn't plan an entire invasion of Earth around the fact that he was on a mission inside a spacial anomaly that blocked sensors and communications so he could have no way of knowing we were attacking or anything. That'd be silly.
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Buttchocks posted:Attention: there is a moratorium on sonic oscillator implants until we can replace the units that were stolen by the human called William T. Riker. We really need to reconfigure that "Boarders not a threat until they shoot something" protocol
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Angepain posted:Look the people of Dentron 5, the Planet of Dentists, put up a very good fight Resistance IS futile, but that doesn't actually imply a time scale. We thought about throwing "eventually" in there, but it just didn't have the same zazz.
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