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Hi, fellow low level grunt drones! Working hard or hardly working, am I right? Ha ha ha. Anywho, now I've shown how "cool" and "groovy" I am, can someone get me a "hook-up" to "score" some "details of the precise network address for Unimatrix 0"? Ha ha ha. I'm not a cop.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Here's a picture of her: Oh her, yes, she mostly hangs out on that space station near Bajor. We don't go over there ever for some reason.
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reignofevil posted:Hey we tried it the other way around Honestly even outside the pizza issue, "boarders are a threat until they shoot something" had some flaws
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Can everyone please be more careful about opening attachments from outside signals. Just this month we've had to reformat three cubes due to some idiot drone trying to process a paradox and spreading it across the collective. If someone you don't trust (i.e. someone without a whole obvious hunk of metal in their head) asks you to confirm the truth of a self-referential statement or create a holographic form of an impossible shape in 3D, Just Say No.
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Buttchocks posted:How is there only one Borg dentist in the entire collective? It takes 100 star dates to even get an appointment and what does he do? He puts a drat laser sight in my molar instead of a crown. What am I gonna do with a laser sight that requires me to hold my mouth open? Look the people of Dentron 5, the Planet of Dentists, put up a very good fight
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I think we should assimilate someone who is already a Borg drone just to see what happens. Maybe it will produce a super powerful Double Borg
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Apr 26, 2023 10:04
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I know I should be all devoid of ego and individualism and all that but I still feel miffed that I wasn't picked to be Borg Queen just on the basis of not being sufficiently sexy. I have had numerous middle-management roles with positive feedback from superiors in my pre-drone existence and feel I could bring valuable leadership skills to the role
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Turns out our code specifies no absolute rulers. we're allowed to have one
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Presto posted:So how come all of us are humanoid? What happened to that advanced civilization of 10 meter land squid we assimilated last week? Oh they're all in Cephalopodian Ops
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