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Hey, we're...uh...also new members of the Collective. We're also in search of a Cube. You wouldn't have happened to see an unassimilated humanoid woman walking around. She may or may not have tiny brown dots going down the sides of her head and neck...
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Here's a picture of her: She answers either to "Joey" or "Jadzia." Please, we need that cube.  And, no, that is not a camera physically grafted into my head by the power of Leviathan... It was definitely installed with Borg nanoprobes...
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Angepain posted:Oh her, yes, she mostly hangs out on that space station near Bajor. We don't go over there ever for some reason. Sanguinia posted:Yeah. It's certainly not because we're afraid of the Starfleet Captain in charge of that station though. That is NOT the reason. We didn't plan an entire invasion of Earth around the fact that he was on a mission inside a spacial anomaly that blocked sensors and communications so he could have no way of knowing we were attacking or anything. That'd be silly.  We appreciate it. We will report this news to Pinhe---the Borg Queen.
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Apr 22, 2023 20:44
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reignofevil posted:HEY WAIT A SECOND Understood. We'll take this uncompliant drone to the grooming alcove immediately. *frantically whispers* I TOLD you that mustache would get us in trouble!
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Apr 23, 2023 01:36
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The collective's chronometer indicates that it is time for this cube's daily affirmation. Prepare your vocal modulators to broadcast in unison: WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR LIFE AS IT HAS BEEN IS OVER. YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS HAS BEEN ADDED TO OUR OWN. YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH. YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH. AND, KLINGONGONE IT, DRONES LIKE YOU.
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Apr 23, 2023 21:12
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Incoming message from the Collective Locus: Assimilation of Species 8008135, who refer to themselves as Pakled, is a purgeable offense. Contrary to Pakled claims of "We are smart" or "We are strong," this species has nothing of value to add to the collective. In fact, their addition would amount to a considerable subtraction. Avoid Pakled assimilation at all cost.
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Remember that Lore drone? That guy was wild.
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Apr 27, 2023 23:32
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