- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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You are still in the quarantine period for new assimilations. We had to implement a quarantine policy after that incident when all of our computational resources became solely devoted to creating OVA slash-fiction.
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Nov 13, 2025 11:11
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- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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How did a Borg cube even get a red light district?
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Apr 16, 2023 23:24
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- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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We assimilated literal infants and now if something disappears from our viewscreen it's existence gets dumped from our core memory. Also we collectively filled our cyberdiapers.
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Apr 20, 2023 05:16
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- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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My podmate keeps blasting Kingon opera while I'm trying to regenerate, so I replaced his ears with serial ports.
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Apr 21, 2023 22:10
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- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Hey new borg, we're putting you on the first scouting team for this colony invasion. Be sure to upload some good data on their weapons capabilities when they shoot you so that the next team can adapt, ok, thanks.
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Apr 22, 2023 20:29
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- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Attention: there is a moratorium on sonic oscillator implants until we can replace the units that were stolen by the human called William T. Riker.
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Apr 23, 2023 04:47
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- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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How is there only one Borg dentist in the entire collective? It takes 100 star dates to even get an appointment and what does he do? He puts a drat laser sight in my molar instead of a crown. What am I gonna do with a laser sight that requires me to hold my mouth open?
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Apr 23, 2023 22:42
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- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Attention: We appear to have asslimated dyslexia again. Just to be clear, we are not now, nor have we ever been, the Dorq.
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Apr 24, 2023 05:27
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- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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My species lays eggs and none of us got to be queen either.
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Apr 26, 2023 22:54
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- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I’m the Borg that requires a mobility scooter
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Apr 27, 2023 19:01
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Nov 13, 2025 11:11
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- Buttchocks
- Oct 21, 2020
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Audition results for the drama club's production of Our Town (Is Being Assimilated) will be posted on the bulletin board near the canteen.
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