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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Welcome to the fifth season of USFL football - the second season without Donald Trump as a team owner. Games are on Fox, NBC, FS1, and USA.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Gonna be honest: I love the name "Showboats"

They gotta work on their touchdown celebrations though to live up to that name

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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The UEFA Champions League-like goal line technology is pretty cool, if it's not bullshit.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



probably better then the XFL!

I get home from grocery shopping and my first play is a dude just annihilating a QB on an unblocked sack.

E: Oh poo poo, that was Case Cookus

Kalli fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 15, 2023

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hahahaha, a foot deflection interception, hell yeah

E: Oh that clearly hit the ground, boo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Let's go da Showboats, even if I do love me some Case Cookus

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



CASE COOKUS MOTHERFUCKERS

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Case has got a legit gun

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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How many dang penalties are the Stars going to get on this drive?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Edward Mass posted:

How many dang penalties are the Stars going to get on this drive?

Probably equal to the number of plays the Showboats need to punch this ball into the endzone, eesh.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

USFL kickers...

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Case Cookus is going to die for the USFL

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Alaois posted:

USFL kickers...

Last season, one of the best storylines was the kicker who had been playing soccer like the week before the season started or whatever

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Haha, Cookus gives up his body even on a block on a hilariously blown up rushing play.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Wow, Memphis just collapsed on that last drive

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

aw man that one dude was so sad don't show that

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

great start for my generals

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

birmingham is gonna win the championship again

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
LET'S FUCKIN' GO PANTHERS

IT'S HUNTING SEASON

#LETSHUNT

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
TOUCHDOWN PANTHERS

6-0 WE CAN NEVER LOSE, OR DIE

#LETSHUNT

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Panthers already look better than they did last season

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Jac Collinsworth sounds so much like his dad, it's uncanny

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Shinji2015 posted:

Jac Collinsworth sounds so much like his dad, it's uncanny

Oh my god, I was going to post earlier about how I thought this guy was doing a Cris Collinsworth impression; I didn't know!

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

surf rock posted:

Oh my god, I was going to post earlier about how I thought this guy was doing a Cris Collinsworth impression; I didn't know!

I had the same thought, and it wasn't until halftime when they went to the booth that I saw who it was.

Jason Garrett is there too :shrug:

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
my toxic trait is that I loving love Cris Collinsworth's voice and find it very soothing, so having a new-model version now that the old one is breaking down is extremely exciting

also, I would rather have Josh Love than Jordan Love tbh

edit: seriously this dude went 19/21 for 216 yards, 3 touchdowns, and zero interceptions

surf rock fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Apr 16, 2023

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I regret to inform everyone the Stallions will probably repeat as champs.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Edward Mass posted:

I regret to inform everyone the Stallions will probably repeat as champs.

Yeah, there's no one even remotely close to their level so far

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
:doink:

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

surf rock posted:

my toxic trait is that I loving love Cris Collinsworth's voice and find it very soothing, so having a new-model version now that the old one is breaking down is extremely exciting

I want to hate Cris, and his nepo-son is clearly worse, but I love his smarmy voice, same

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
The Panthers OL and Reggie Corbin are murdering the Stars in cold blood.
Which is good, because Josh Love is ehhhh.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

The Panthers OL and Reggie Corbin are murdering the Stars in cold blood.
Which is good, because Josh Love is ehhhh.

Josh Love was great last week, but yeah tonight was rough. Hopefully he or Corbin keep showing up

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Alaois posted:

birmingham is gonna win the championship again

Looks like NO might have something to say about it this year lol

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The Maulers’ redone color scheme makes their helmets look like Missouri’s.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Maulers are uh, mauling the crap outta Cookus

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

the Maulers look like what I assume the Iowa Hawkeyes would look if the Hawkeyes weren't just copying the Steelers

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I'm mad that they didn't reschedule game seven of Warriors/Kings so that I could watch my Michigan Panthers without distraction

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
This Panthers game looks like the first USFL game I've seen so far this season to have a decent crowd. USFL games this season look like they're playing only for a few dozen people

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Shinji2015 posted:

This Panthers game looks like the first USFL game I've seen so far this season to have a decent crowd. USFL games this season look like they're playing only for a few dozen people

it was very funny earlier today when they described the Stars/Maulers game as being the battle for Pennsylvania

the game was played in Detroit

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

lmao that Michigan's player of the game is their kicker

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Case Cooked-us

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