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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 3: I SUBMIT MYSELF TO THE DEVIL RAY. ALL HAIL THE SATAN FISH
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 just got home from the kids TKD and holy moly what happened? Seems like there are a lot of huge first innings lately

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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Pirates score a run on a suicide squeeze. Or probably a safety squeeze but Rodolfo is insane and I love him. :bunt:

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Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!
World champion Reds annihilating the upstart Ray's tonight

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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

 Pirates scoring all the runs now before Rich Hill comes back and gives up 5.

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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Liar Lyre posted:

Pirates scoring all the runs now before Rich Hill comes back and gives up 5.

we need at least 3 more insurance runs imo

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 ugh ocme on Javier

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 Cmon Chapman do it again

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
rolling up some big numbers today

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 PHEW

Chapman's got a hell of an eye, his bat didn't even twitch on the two very nice sliders Javier threw

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 fuuuuuuck cmon

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Y’all got JULKS’D

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Y’all got JULKS’D

If you'd told me Julks and Dubon would be better offensive players than Abreu....

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

If you'd told me Julks and Dubon would be better offensive players than Abreu....

I’m sure they’ll both tail off, I just find it funny that a guy who went to my high school’s rival and my alma mater is doing so well for the moment

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Nah they're the future, trade Altuve and Tucker while we can

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Cubs should honestly sweep the A's but who the gently caress knows

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 Springer wants that straight to center dong so bad

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
gold glove finalist Juan Soto, just doing his thing (slipping and falling when fielding the ball)

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Big Riles

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 RILEY BOMB

Good grief they're seeing the ball well on this kid

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Julio’s been pressing for a bout a week.

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
that's great, but you guys are missing the real can't miss game, that's right the Cubbies and the Athletics now THIS is what interleague play was made for!

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

maffew buildings posted:

that's great, but you guys are missing the real can't miss game, that's right the Cubbies and the Athletics now THIS is what interleague play was made for!

World Series preview??

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007

maffew buildings posted:

that's great, but you guys are missing the real can't miss game, that's right the Cubbies and the Athletics now THIS is what interleague play was made for!

ChOak Squad Rise Up

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Shea Langeliers is an S-tier baseball name

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Man I really hope Pena can pick it up soon

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Absolutely no one is being fooled by Wesneski this year

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Ah yeah, RBI for our 6.5 million dollar man (highest pay on team) Diaz! edit: second highest, Trevor May is making 7m

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Hayden gotta go to Iowa for awhile.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Four games, four homers for Wisdom, no biggie.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
4th straight game with a Wisdong :dong:

He demolishes lefties

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

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Man starting Flexen is just giving up if he’s pitching like this.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
https://twitter.com/CubsZone/status/1648144722261622786

109.6 mph exit velocity
24-degree launch angle
428 feet

Home run in every MLB park

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Cal Raleigh maybe waking up and finding some power again.

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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

 Pirates reaching double digits for the second time this year so far, and it’s only the 5th. Good lord.

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Ozzie is not getting the breaks

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Yeiya Seiya

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Seiya!

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Pat Hughes sounds really bad tonight, like he has a sore throat or a cold.

I know he had surgery a few off seasons ago for a throat issue. He shouldn't be in the booth right now.

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

 So is Wisdom going to hit 50 homers this year? Like wtf

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 Thank you Espinal

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