Official GBS chat thread

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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

so after a historically long run for him, epic username's latest account has been banned. while he will no doubt be back under a new EPIC useername once he realizes he's been banned and can't figure out how to unban his account and thus he'll rereg with a new name, the question remains of what to do with his prison thread. obviously it can finally be gassed much to the joy/chagrin of several posters, as the op is no longer tied to it. however, the thread has turned partially into a general gbs chat thread, so now that it is damned to a fate of gassing, gbs needs a new chat thread. this is it

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; Spooky

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Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

mods p[lease sticky permanentlely and change the thread tag to ATTENTION tia :thanks:

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:48

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Ive been thinking about what to make my dad for dinner. Ive been living across the country for 10 years and this is the first time he's visiting.

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:48

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

GBS posters ONLY. The spreadsheet will be run on every poster and if 95% or more of your posts aren�t in GBS the punishment will be swift and harsh.

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:49

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Ive been thinking about what to make my dad for dinner. Ive been living across the country for 10 years and this is the first time he's visiting.

what does he like and what is your cooking experience like

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:49

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

GBS posters ONLY. The spreadsheet will be run on every poster and if 95% or more of your posts aren�t in GBS the punishment will be swift and harsh.

i will be obviousply monitoring the top 30 posters page and you'd better belive the spreadsheet will be up to date at all times

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:50

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

https://i.imgur.com/dWaJ56n.mp4

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satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Too late for lunch, too early for dinner, must be snacking time

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:50

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; Spooky

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

GBS posters ONLY. The spreadsheet will be run on every poster and if 95% or more of your posts aren’t in GBS the punishment will be swift and harsh.

Spreadsheets are the only thing our enemy crews fear. Does anybody know what a pivot table is and how to make one?

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:52

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dWaJ56n.mp4

this thread is a :five:

for me so far

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:53

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dWaJ56n.mp4

off to a ripping start,......

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

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# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:54

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dWaJ56n.mp4

Aww they�re buds :3:

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

GBS posters ONLY. The spreadsheet will be run on every poster and if 95% or more of your posts aren’t in GBS the punishment will be swift and harsh.

I'd prefer not to speak of all this drama lately. You know me. I'm not like the other girls. I HATE drama.

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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dWaJ56n.mp4

Nailed it, drat.

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:55

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

I post where I please

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ground floor

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:56

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008; The beast we awoke hath been untamed
Eyes of fireth and wings of a flame

They killed him?! Gripped to close to the sun

# ? Apr 17, 2023 17:57

Slinger: Jul 12, 2022; Heck yeah, I love beer and same with ilovebeersooomuch

AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dWaJ56n.mp4

"If I fits, I sits"

:3:

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; Mom says I'm too old for Shrek. Tell her she better check herself before she Shrek's herself. Mom asks if I've taken my meds. I say yes, then ask for an onion flavored cake. Mom says no. I call her a Farquaad bitch.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dWaJ56n.mp4

Close thread goldmine

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Solefald: Jun 9, 2010

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; Spooky

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Close thread goldmine

For real this time, not like the feedback 1.0 thread!!

# ? Apr 17, 2023 18:00

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; Spooky

Solefald posted:

Oh great a rival crew found us

I nominate BAGS for IK to remove this scum

# ? Apr 17, 2023 18:01

Solefald: Jun 9, 2010

Solefald posted:

But for real, I've stickied it b/c I think this could potentially be nice and I want to encourage a positive and fun posting environment for everyone.

# ? Apr 17, 2023 18:01

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; Mom says I'm too old for Shrek. Tell her she better check herself before she Shrek's herself. Mom asks if I've taken my meds. I say yes, then ask for an onion flavored cake. Mom says no. I call her a Farquaad bitch.

Solefald posted:

But for real, I've stickied it b/c I think this could potentially be nice and I want to encourage a positive and fun posting environment for everyone.

This is key

Keep it fun, keep it positive. I will encourage the IKs to enforce this rule with an iron fist.

If people you don't like post here, ignore them and post positive stuff. This thread is for everyone.

# ? Apr 17, 2023 18:02

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Solefald posted:

some of us don't need a country limited safe space chat thread :smuggo:

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

hello friends

I had a cafeteria version of a KFC famous bowl for lunch. Pretty good

# ? Apr 17, 2023 18:03

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; Posts dictated, but not read.

I stroked today

# ? Apr 17, 2023 18:03

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; Mom says I'm too old for Shrek. Tell her she better check herself before she Shrek's herself. Mom asks if I've taken my meds. I say yes, then ask for an onion flavored cake. Mom says no. I call her a Farquaad bitch.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I stroked today

Please see a doctor fatal brain conditions are no laughing matter

# ? Apr 17, 2023 18:04

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Solefald posted:

But for real, I've stickied it b/c I think this could potentially be nice and I want to encourage a positive and fun posting environment for everyone.

Thanks for stickying!

# ? Apr 17, 2023 18:05