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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Baton Rouge is getting a new hockey team for the first time in about 20 years. Many moons ago, we had a team called the Baton Rouge Kingfish.



However, the 90s ended, and so did our hockey team, moving to Canada and becoming the Salmon Kings.



However, WE'RE BACK BABY! And, because the internet always has good ideas, you can submit as many ideas here and to their official website that you want. If you submit the winner, you'll get a pair of season tickets for the inaugural season, as well as a team jersey with the winning name on the back.

https://raisingcanesrivercenter.com/brprohockey

Please help us out and give our new hockey team a goon approved name. Note, I'm not affiliated at all with them in any way, I just want a non-boring name.

Much thanks. :tipshat:

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Slam whales

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

champy

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



the Baton Rouge Regressives

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



the Baton Rouge Wife Beaters

Vakal
May 11, 2008
The Tax Write-Offs.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
the red stick red rockets

garbage trucks on ice

the seattle seahawks

a carload of stupid donkeys

the gently caress and sucks (formerly sneed's)

the fargin iceholes

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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Baton Rouge Capitols
(Since yours is the tallest)

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

Slam whales

HOLY GRAIL

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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The swamp boats


e: No, but, seriously then you could just call 'em the swampers' and make a ton of CCR themed gear off of that and make tons of money.

BigBeefCity fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Apr 18, 2023

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

The Baton Rouge Rogue Butts

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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The Atchafalaya Basin

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the Washington Football Team

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Team Hockey McHockface

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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The twirl

BATON twirl

I did not realize that the name meant 'red stick' because I am illiterate, nor why it meant that. Every town/city has its back story but that's an interesting one. The town I went to HS in said some norwegian gently caress found rocks and started digging in like, the 1850's and that's why there was a giant blasting quarry literally right outside the school

BigBeefCity fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Apr 18, 2023

GashouseGorilla
Nov 11, 2011


Buce posted:

the Washington Football Team

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
the Baton Rouge Splooge

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

The Jersey City Stink Fisters

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


is that hockey stick taped to the kingfish? if so thats pretty cool.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

The upper deckers

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
The Huey Long Dongs

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The Baton Rogues

Get into a promotional deal with Disney to use a late 80s/early 90s X-Men Rogue as your team mascot. You'll get the geek crowd showing up to games dressed as the X-Men characters.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
The Baton Rouge Rouges, sponsored by Younique

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


The vermont lake monsters got this one on lock, p sure

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Baton rouge swamp ogres with a definitely not shrek mascot

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Baton rouge swamp ogres with a definitely not shrek mascot

I'd love to see a lot more public domain mascots. The seattle sherlocks, the frankfurt frankensteins, and i guess the...baton rouge robin hoods.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The Baton Rouge Rouge the Bats.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The Batman Rogue.
Change the town's name.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Call them The Wombats.

Pictured: a wombat.

Reason 1) They do cubical poos. Which is something you can't do and makes them cool.

Reason 2) Here is a poem about them, which the team could use to psyche themselves up.

Oh Wombat wombat,
So deadly in combat,
So brave and so handsome,
So daring and free.

Your enemies fear you,
They dare not come near you,
No matter how fearsome, or cunning they be,

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The Baton Rouge Rogues.

You're welcome OP.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


The Baton Rouge Thing to Do Until LSU Football Comes Back

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
The Baton Rouge Garblers
The Baton Rouge Rouge Batons
The Baton Rouge Jeru tha Damajas (whole team would have to look like jeru tha damaja, like with those big knit hats for dreads)
The Bayou Stranglers
The Baton Rouge Putty Smugglers
The Baton Rouge Sherriff's Department
The Baton Rouge Marsh Apes
Cajuns On Ice
The Zydeco Hammer
The Baton Rouge 1972 Honda Dealer Convention

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Fish Sticks

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The Baton Rouge Nordiques

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Drippy Beignets

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
The Silly Burritos

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
The Muffaletta Fellas

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
The Hockey Players

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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BigBeefCity posted:

Baton Rouge Capitols
(Since yours is the tallest)

flubber nuts posted:

is that hockey stick taped to the kingfish? if so thats pretty cool.

I loved that old logo. Such an angry fish.

JediTalentAgent posted:

The Baton Rogues

The Red Rogues? Hmmmmmm.

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Baton rouge swamp ogres with a definitely not shrek mascot

I’m down with a dollar store Shrek knockoff.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The Baton Rouge Rogues.

You're welcome OP.

Hmmmmmmmmm


I would watch this.

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Apr 6, 2011

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