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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Name Our Minor League Hockey Team!
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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Baton Rouge Red Rogues

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


 The Baton Rouge Violent Murderers

scare the other teams

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Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
The Bash Breauxs

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





 Blades of Steel

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
The Baton Rouge Big Cummers

Baton Rouge Honest Boyz
Baton Rouge Rouge Batons
The Sad Ducks of Baton Rouge

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

kntfkr posted:

Baton Rouge Rouge Batons

This but in a really exaggerated and offensive creole accent

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Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
The Aristocrats

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Panic! At The Tesco posted:

The Baton Rouge Violent Murderers

scare the other teams

Is Baton Rouge still #1 in murders per capita? This would fit.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
The Baton Rouge Puck-Huckers

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The Fat ’n Rudes

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Manchester United 2

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

 mmm, dat der be a bayou voodoo gata, cher

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Mozi posted:

The Baton Rouge Puck-Huckers

I like this one :)

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Baton Rouge Bitchboys.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Baton Rouge Atlanta Falcons

Imagine the trolling potential.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Mega64 posted:

Baton Rouge Atlanta Falcons

Imagine the trolling potential.

Can you lose a hockey game 28-3?

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thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


 The Lawyer Dawgs

The Fuckin Traffic

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
Baton Rouge Reds (logo is hammer and sickle)

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



 The Baton Rogues

edit: already been done like 3 times in this thread but i submitted it anyway

Jabberlock fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Apr 20, 2023

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The Baton Batoffs.

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Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
 The Baton Rouge Raspberry Rottweilers

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 The Disruptive Manta-rays

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The Baton Rouge Caped Cods

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Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


 Les ballons bleus de Baton Rouge

Jean-Paul Shartre fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Apr 20, 2023

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The Baton Rouge Lonely Hearts Club Band

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Baton Rogue Butt Fisting Beaus

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The Baton Rouge Baters

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Stryder posted:

The Baton Rouge Raspberry Rottweilers

No Ubuntu distros

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 The Moulin Rouge Monkeyfuckers.


Edit: This will help attract groupies after a match, they'll be impressed by the romantic first part of the name, but also know the bar isn't high.

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