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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2023 NFL Draft - Round 1 Thursday GDT.
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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The draft is available on ESPN, ABC, and NFL Network. If watching live, be aware that picks will hit Twitter a good bit before they hit TV. Please don't post picks before they're revealed on the TV feeds.

Round 1 Draft Order (subject to change due to trades)

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1) Carolina Panthers (from Chicago)
2) Houston Texans
3) Arizona Cardinals
4) Indianapolis Colts
5) Seattle Seahawks (from Denver)
6) Detroit Lions (from L.A. Rams)
7) Las Vegas Raiders
8) Atlanta Falcons
9) Chicago Bears (from Carolina)
10) Philadelphia Eagles (from New Orleans)
11) Tennessee Titans
12) Houston Texans (from Cleveland)
13) Green Bay Packers (from N.Y. Jets)
14) New England Patriots
15) New York Jets (from Green Bay)
16) Washington Commanders
17) Pittsburgh Steelers
18) Detroit Lions
19) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
20) Seattle Seahawks
21) Los Angeles Chargers
22) Baltimore Ravens
23) Minnesota Vikings
24) Jacksonville Jaguars
25) New York Giants
26) Dallas Cowboys
27) Buffalo Bills
28) Cincinnati Bengals
29) New Orleans Saints (from San Francisco through Miami and Denver)
30) Philadelphia Eagles
31) Kansas City Chiefs
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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
 Time for the 40min wind up to the big boo

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Espn just said titans may be trading to 3? Maybe I misheard

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

 Watching Daltos do his thing:

https://twitch.tv/daltos

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

Also, as always, please don't be an rear end in a top hat post Twitter spoilers for the first round, wait for them to be announced on TV.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Titans to 3 has been heavily rumored for the past couple weeks. Whether they pull the trigger may depend on what the Texans do though.

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost


Pizza and wings for the draft. Whiskey and Tequila and Cognac for the drinks.

Let’s do this

* # ? Apr 28, 2023 00:34
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Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

Also, as always, please don't be an rear end in a top hat post Twitter spoilers for the first round, wait for them to be announced on TV.

The jets select.... FULL BACK

NOOOOO

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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

 Arizona is gonna make a mistake tonight. Even if they do the right thing. Especially if they do the right thing.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fartknocker posted:

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

Also, as always, please don't be an rear end in a top hat post Twitter spoilers for the first round, wait for them to be announced on TV.

Wish this could be updated with Zach Wilson stuff.

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Super keeeeeeeeeeeeen for this.

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

 Love to draft love to post

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

BlindSite posted:

Super keeeeeeeeeeeeen for this.

So Stroud?

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Houston locking in on Stroud after a couple of days of teams lining up trades with Arizona contingent on him falling would be a pretty good bit

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

fartknocker posted:

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

It makes me laugh every loving year goddamn

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Gatts posted:



Pizza and wings for the draft. Whiskey and Tequila and Cognac for the drinks.

Let’s do this

Oh babey

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Give me one of Paris Johnson, Skoronski, JSN, or Broderick Jones. In that order.

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adaz
Mar 7, 2009

fartknocker posted:

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

Also, as always, please don't be an rear end in a top hat post Twitter spoilers for the first round, wait for them to be announced on TV.

still the greatest.

FULLBACK gets me everytime.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

 That Lions fan on ESPN looks like he was about to have a stroke.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Give me one of Paris Johnson, Skoronski, JSN, or Broderick Jones. In that order.

There are like 10 players I can talk myself into.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Leather suit

Oh my

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
 dressing up in my team gear to go to the boomer disco
zay flowers looking fresh

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The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
CJ Stroud odds to go #2 have gone from like +300 to -1500 over the last half hour. A ton of money coming in on it and Daniel Jeremiah doesn’t even know what’s going on. Haven’t heard anything from other draft bettors.

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
 looks like cj got some bird poop on his suit
who is this years ej_manuel.gif?

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Silly Burrito posted:

Watching Daltos do his thing:

https://twitch.tv/daltos

this is agreat stream if anyone is interested in the nfl draft.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 When do the Broncos draft tonight

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Why is there a huge water attraction in the middle of where people should be standing

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

 I would like to attend the first round one of these days.

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Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

 These suits are loving amazing.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 So after everyone being like "oh no QBs won't be the first 4" it's looking like that will be the case, right?

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
hope the entire rest of the AFC South trades an assload of picks for bad QBs tbh

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Silly Burrito posted:

I would like to attend the first round one of these days.
I thought about it but the idea of standing next to NFL fans smelling like piss and Axe Body spray convinced me otherwise.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

So after everyone being like "oh no QBs won't be the first 4" it's looking like that will be the case, right?

QB rush, I hope. Knock some DL/DTs down to 29.

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I'm blessed because the Bears are in a position to have a goon's fantasy draft (badly need guys on both lines)

Hoping for Tyree Wilson based on the suit selection alone

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Codependent Poster posted:

So after everyone being like "oh no QBs won't be the first 4" it's looking like that will be the case, right?
Basically a lock for 2 at least, and probably 2 more in the next 20

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

LiquidFriend posted:

I thought about it but the idea of standing next to NFL fans smelling like piss and Axe Body spray convinced me otherwise.

but you repeat yourself

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Goodell has been doing this for what? 15 years? And he still can't read a teleprompter.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

mcmagic posted:

Goodell has been doing this for what? 15 years? And he still can't read a teleprompter.

give him some beer and his recliner

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 glad we made out with tom brady on a boat

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
My body is ready for the Seahawks to draft future legend ANTHONY RICHARDSON.

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