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So, what's yours? For me, I've seen Plan 9 From Outer Space, which I'm pretty sure is considered by many critics to be the worst movie ever made. It was of course awful, but some aspects were kinda amusing in a sad 'laughing at it, not with it' kind of way. Like how an actor playing an old man died halfway into the film, so they just... replaced him with another old man who looks totally different, then hope that the viewers don't notice the change  .As far as TV series' though... Hmm, not sure... I'll have to come back to that
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The Warcraft movie hands down
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I almost always finish movies, I think there are only three I rented or bought, sat down to watch, then actively walked out of the room on: *wanted (i think that’s the name, it’s the curve the bullet movie with Angelina Jolie.) *clerks 2 - perfectly captures the moment when you realize you’re a grown up and Kevin Smith is a loving idiot *the princess Diana movie with krysten Stewart. Jesus loving Christ that movie was bad
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Salt, the other angelina jolie action film which I think is the only time I genuinely struggled to follow what was going on since it felt like the scenes were put together at random
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Apr 28, 2023 13:21
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Plutonis posted:The Warcraft movie hands down Really? I’ve seen way way worse lol
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tht comedy movie vince offer the slap-chop guy crapped out in the early 2000s. biggest pile of poo poo made by man
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Corona zombies Just awful
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Jurassic World is hands down the worst movie I’ve ever seen, awful CGI, annoying characters, and all centered around a fake dinosaur with stupid story beats like it somehow understanding what the tracker beacon implanted inside it is so it can deliberately remove it before planning its escape. At the time I saw it I thought Malignant might have overtaken it but most of the bad parts of Malignant were just intensely boring and kind of slid off of my brain not too long after so I guess Jurassic World keeps the title. I’m sure there are tons of worse movies on a technical level but those at least have some fun, I’m a big fan of entertainingly bad movies, so to be my personal worst it needs to be not just bad but bad without any sort of charm or heart to it whatsoever
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Apr 28, 2023 16:25
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maybe not the worst ever but I distinctly remember thinking 'this is really stupid' while watching Hobbit pt. 2. Specifically when Legolas is doing river barrel acrobatics, and while the dwarves spend like 15 minutes running away from Smaug in an enclosed space without getting killed.
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Punished Chuck posted:Jurassic World is hands down the worst movie I’ve ever seen, awful CGI, annoying characters, and all centered around a fake dinosaur with stupid story beats like it somehow understanding what the tracker beacon implanted inside it is so it can deliberately remove it before planning its escape. they kept getting progressively worse to the point that the third one is probably the worst film i've ever seen by your same metric of it just being totally soulless while also just being bad. ok so there's another like dinosaur sanctuary in Europe bc ??? ? & dont mind that tho cuz most of the film is about huge-rear end locusts devouring the planet but also the clone daughter from the second one gets kidnapped because ??? oh and also there's like, special ops who trained dinosaurs to attack targets with laser pointers??? +the only actor seeming like he's not there for a paycheck being Jeff Goldblum of course. horrible
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Skinamarink is the only movie I ever regret buying a ticket for. I fell asleep twice and only woke up to a noise on screen designed to wake people up. Worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. If the director ever finds work again it is proof that the world is a corrupt shithole.
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Major Isoor posted:So, what's yours? For me, I've seen Plan 9 From Outer Space, which I'm pretty sure is considered by many critics to be the worst movie ever made. It was of course awful, but some aspects were kinda amusing in a sad 'laughing at it, not with it' kind of way. Like how an actor playing an old man died halfway into the film, so they just... replaced him with another old man who looks totally different, then hope that the viewers don't notice the change I have only seen the MST3K version of this and I can't imagine sitting through this without it.
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bees x1000 posted:maybe not the worst ever but I distinctly remember thinking 'this is really stupid' while watching Hobbit pt. 2. Specifically when Legolas is doing river barrel acrobatics, and while the dwarves spend like 15 minutes running away from Smaug in an enclosed space without getting killed. I watched the first one on a plane and it sucked rear end so I never bothered with the others.
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The Johnny Depp Willy Wonka is probably the worst movie I've ever seen
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Nostradingus posted:The Johnny Depp Willy Wonka is probably the worst movie I've ever seen Burtons Alice in wonderland is worse
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bees x1000 posted:maybe not the worst ever but I distinctly remember thinking 'this is really stupid' while watching Hobbit pt. 2. Specifically when Legolas is doing river barrel acrobatics, and while the dwarves spend like 15 minutes running away from Smaug in an enclosed space without getting killed. I watched this again a week ago because I didn't recall why I never watched the third one, and then got to the elf/dwarf romance subplot and yep, there it was.
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movie 43 and that’s my boy
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MacheteZombie posted:Burtons Alice in wonderland is worse They're both in my bottom 3
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Nostradingus posted:The Johnny Depp Willy Wonka is probably the worst movie I've ever seen even as a stupid 8 year old child i thought giving Wonka a gloomy "gently caress you dad" backstory was incredibly lame
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resident evil the final chapter. i actually kinda like the paul ws anderson series but what the gently caress was he thinking with that one. editing so bad it gave me a headache
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The only movie I've ever just stopped watching was wonder woman 1984 when Kristen wiig turns into a cat. Spoiler alert I guess
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That Little Demon posted:Really? I’ve seen way way worse lol Honorable mentions: Suicide Squad (Reboot. Only movie I left halfway through), Green Inferno, Sausage Party.
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any Neil Breen movie's top of the list to me just check that delivery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOckZVkPVyA
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meet the spartans, in theaters. the theater element is important wrt it being the worst I think.
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ultraviolet. you get to see milla jovovitch's bare rear end as she walks down a hall five minutes into the movie and it's all downhill from there.
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A Karate Christmas Miracle either that or the christmas movie where melissa joan hart falls in love with a nutcracker
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I sat through all of Eye of the Beholder because I was with friends but literally started listening to my walkman like halfway through it. I walked out of U-571. Just turned to my girlfriend and was like "yeah lets just go get something to eat this sucks". Not even MST could make Monster A GO-GO worthwhile.
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Once on a plane I started watching Jonah Hex about a cowboy with a messed up face and magic or superpowers? Megan Fox was in it too as a sexy woman. I could not understand what was going on because it was so disjointed, it felt like they'd edited together sweepings from the cutting room floor. Maybe it got better further on after I turned it off idk.
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I think the last movie I walked out of was Where the Wild Things Are. It stunk!
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FilthyImp posted:I sat through all of Eye of the Beholder because I was with friends but literally started listening to my walkman like halfway through it. Monster a go go is in my top 5 worst films
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Walked out of the Love Guru
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Suckerpunch by a big margin
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That Little Demon posted:Skinamarink is the only movie I ever regret buying a ticket for. I fell asleep twice and only woke up to a noise on screen designed to wake people up. Worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. If the director ever finds work again it is proof that the world is a corrupt shithole. yep. only movie I've ever walked out on
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Plebian Parasite posted:Walked out of the Love Guru lmfao my cousin kept talking up that movie, cornering with me that it was going to be the best movie ever, just fully on the hype train for no clear reason and after it came out she just quietly never brought it up
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Skinamarink is definitely the worst experience I've had seeing a movie as of late. A lot of bad movies I can find at least one or two things that were at least interesting. Skinamarink though was two hours of staring at a wall and random LEGO on the floor. Ocassionally a loud noise plays every 20 minutes. It is such vapid poo poo.
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Roth posted:Skinamarink is definitely the worst experience I've had seeing a movie as of late. A lot of bad movies I can find at least one or two things that were at least interesting. Skinamarink though was two hours of staring at a wall and random LEGO on the floor. Ocassionally a loud noise plays every 20 minutes. Hadn’t even heard of this movie, I read the wikipedia summary and wtf
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buffalo all day posted:Hadn’t even heard of this movie, I read the wikipedia summary and wtf This quote from a review killed me "The height of suspense here is wondering whether, say, a child or a demon knocked a few Legos over on the floor."
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Roth posted:Skinamarink is definitely the worst experience I've had seeing a movie as of late. A lot of bad movies I can find at least one or two things that were at least interesting. Skinamarink though was two hours of staring at a wall and random LEGO on the floor. Ocassionally a loud noise plays every 20 minutes. it is absolutely the worst movie I've seen in a theater lol
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