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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Hello, Edward Mass here. You might remember me from my quarterly Impact Wrestling general threads, or my status as IK of the gambling sub-forum (please visit, the Kentucky Derby is almost here). Today I offer a wonderful prize of a forums upgrade of your choice (not including a smilie, that poo poo's expensive)! As you may know, I've been running a tournament to determine the greatest individual reign of the Big Gold Belt. Well, as luck would have it, Triple H is sort of bringing it back! I figured I'd give back to the Something Awful Community that has tolerated my posting for so long and create a contest.

Your question to answer: who will be the next/first World Heavyweight Champion (WWE)? (they haven't cleared up whether or not this is a continuation of the 02-13 WHC)

RULES:

1. Don't pick Roman Reigns. I know, I know, but it's not going to be a fun time if everybody picks him.
2. One wrestler per goon. In the event multiple people pick the same valid wrestler, time of the final match of the tournament at Night of Champions will be used as tie-breaker.
3. If you edit your post, your entry is invalidated.
4. Once the tournament bracket is finalized, the submission for entries is CLOSED.

TH' PRIZE:

A beautiful forums upgrade (again, not counting a new smilie)!

Don't worry if you don't know who is eligible to compete, because they announced that, despite being the championship of Raw, SmackDown wrestlers will also be in the tournament. :shrug:

SUPER DELUXE BONUS CHALLENGE

I will toss a bonus Gift Certificate worth :10bux: your way if you correctly pick one of the following losers to be the next/first World Heavyweight Champion (WWE):
-Finn Balor
-Edge
-Goldberg
-Brock Lesnar
-Drew McIntyre
-Rey Mysterio
-Kevin Owens
-Logan Paul
-Cody Rhodes
-Matt Riddle
-Braun Strowman
-Jey Uso
-Sami Zayn

These are the geeks in WWE who had a chance to dethrone Roman Reigns, but couldn't. Dare you pick a geek?

Good luck, and have fun! I do not plan on watching the Saudi show for several reasons.

CONTESTANTS:

quote:

SatoshiMiwa - Finn Balor (23:00)
Maduo - Finn Balor (19:00)
King of Coons - Finn Balor (24:17)
Prokhor Zakharov - Rick Boogs (time not specified)
Ad By Kahd - Bron Breakker (13:00)
Sticky Nate - Gunther (time not specified)
Fentry - LA Knight (time not specified)
Penguin Patrol - Brock Lesnar (2:04)
Dr. Zoggle - Brock Lesnar (time not specified)
flashy_mcflash - Brock Lesnar (time not specified)
Ditch - Drew McIntyre (time not specified)
Gaz-L - Shinsuke Nakamura (23:30)
Suplex Liberace - Kevin Owens (34:00)
Big Coffin Hunter - Logan Paul (time not specified)
Shinjobi - Cody Rhodes (15:00)
StarkRavingMad - Cody Rhodes (17:00)
Stone Punkbull 141 - Cody Rhodes (time not specified)
El Generico - Cody Rhodes (22:11)
Oil! - Cody Rhodes (27:36)
Shard - Seth Rollins (23:00)
Digital Jedi - Seth Rollins (24:30)
Ziggy Tzardust - Seth Rollins (time not specified)
SG Bamboo - Solo Sikoa (time not specified)
Optimist with doubt - Jey Uso (time not specified)
Jerusalem - Sami Zayn (18:00)
Cavauro - Sami Zayn (18:01)
NienNumb - Sami Zayn (18:02)
Quantum of Phallus - Sami Zayn (18:03)
syzpid - Sami Zayn (18:04)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 05:56 on May 9, 2023

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Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Guess I'll try Drew McIntyre.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
I’ll go with Seth

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I'm going with Seth Rollins

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
I'll say Cody, gently caress it.

Dr. Zoggle
Aug 12, 2006
Go Blue!


uhhhhhhhh

Brock Lesnar?

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Gunther

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
It's going to be Cody and the match will be 27:36 long. This all will lead to the funniest outcome possible, unification at WrestleMania with Cody losing again.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Rick Boogs

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



LA Knight

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Logan Paul

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Seth
24:30 match length

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Finn Balor in 23 minutes

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Big Kev Owens in 34 minutes

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Cody Rhodes, 15 minutes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Congrats to Sami Zayn on winning the modern Intercontinental Title in an 18 minute long match.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Sami Zayn 18:01

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Sami Zayn 18:02

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
Drew's already picked so let's go with Bron Breaker, 13:00

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
This is a visual representation of CTE.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

blue footed boobie posted:

This is a visual representation of CTE.

But also awesome

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Sami Zayn 18:03

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I Believe in Brock Lesnar

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Solo Sikoa

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
gently caress it, let's say Shinsuke Nakamura in... 23 minutes 30.

Oil! posted:

It's going to be Cody and the match will be 27:36 long. This all will lead to the funniest outcome possible, unification at WrestleMania with Cody losing again.

I definitely considered this outcome as well, but they can't be THAT dumb.


...right?

Gaz-L fucked around with this message at 01:08 on May 1, 2023

King Of Coons
May 5, 2006
Finn balor 24:17

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
It's gonna be Cody Rhodes. 22:11?

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Sami Zayn 18:04

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Brock Lesnar in 2:45

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
Jey Uso

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Rick Boogs

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


Finn Balor, 19 minutes

Maybe he'll hold it longer than a day this time!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Cody Rhodes, exactly 17 minutes.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Submissions are CLOSED.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Rick Boogs

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

omos

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The title gets decided at a Blood Money Show in Saudi Arabia and I picked Sami to win :cripes:

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Bad Bunny

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Seth Rollins, 20 minutes

e: gdi didn't read far enough down to see that submissions were closed. Oh well

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Jerusalem posted:

The title gets decided at a Blood Money Show in Saudi Arabia and I picked Sami to win :cripes:

You and, for some reason, several other people! Context is key.

Speaking of context, if you did not list a time for how long you think the tournament final at Night of Champions is, please make a new post with how long you think it will go. Even if you picked someone not announced for the 12-man tournament, anything can happen, and you can still win (unless you picked Sami Zayn)!

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