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Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come. You may remember our first season, featuring wild and wacky moments and a fish winning a championship. If you're not familiar with Season 1, perhaps you're familiar with the idea of the Hunger Games, or battle royale type things in general. If not, how this works is you the reader submit a wrestler (manager, balloon, whatever) by giving me a name and a picture (the picture will become a 90x90 square, so keep that in mind). I will then run them through a hunger games simulator where our 24 (or 36 or 48 if we get that kind of interest we'll see) competitors will be assigned largely irrelevant teams and then set forth to survive, kill, and cut scathing shoot promos on each other. Your intrepid commentator, me, will then attempt to craft a satisfying narrative out of the random events selected, leading up to the crowning of a Hunger Games Match Champion. You can also contribute to the mayhem by suggesting events for the sim using this Google Sheet.. Each page is a different category of events, and there's a few examples for you. I'll lightly curate it, and add a few of my own, but if you've got some creative ideas I'd love to see them! We are currently looking for 24 entrants, but we can expand or allow multiple entrants as demand requires.
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Former Beatle Pete Best
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Apr 30, 2023 22:20
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will even one pro wrestler appear? time will tell
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CLEATUS
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Well, I'll cross the wrestling Rubicon. It's Danhausen! projecthalaxy posted:You can also contribute to the mayhem by suggesting events for the sim using this Google Sheet.. Each page is a different category of events, and there's a few examples for you. I'll lightly curate it, and add a few of my own, but if you've got some creative ideas I'd love to see them! Quite happy to see this come back. The last version was a delight. At the moment, the Google Sheet is read-only, but I'll be adding some nonsense to it soon!
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Jeffrey Gurian i have edited the image to fit right Cavauro fucked around with this message at 02:40 on May 1, 2023 |
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Garrus Valkarian
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Gotta bring back my boy "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard Him being in the Hunger Games makes his nipples hard
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Ghost Ogre & Snow Rabbit 
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backup entrant if needed: "All Sack" Drew Gulak 
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai
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"Hard Wood" Rich Mahogany.
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Torrent posted:Well, I'll cross the wrestling Rubicon. lol whoops thats fixed now.
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Huell Babineaux from breaking bad
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Abaddon
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Can I get a group entry for Shinjo-kun and Chiitan? They are the best of friends and Chiitan is making their wrestling debut this week
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Oh this is going to be a much creative-er writing project than i was expecting lmao. tfw you prepare bits for roman reigns and brandon cutler and get Ghost Ogre and Chiitan, imo. Hooray.
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wrestlers only next time. i got you
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Cavauro posted:wrestlers only next time. i got you Oh not at all, just funny. Also thanks to the people contributing events to the google doc! Significantly more heart removal than I was expecting! E: we have at this time 18 entries (and 1 alternate) so we are getting close to a full season! Wow fans! Its very nice to see that people still care about my dumb thing. projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 14:54 on May 1, 2023 |
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Pipe
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loud and clear. next game: exclusively wrestlers
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Jeff Jarrett.
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https://imgur.com/a/T4GKNIV Bart Harley Jarvis
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Writing prompts for this is hindering my ability to do my actual job.
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neoaxd posted:Writing prompts for this is hindering my ability to do my actual job. Almost all of the 53000 words of Season 1's updates were written at work so I feel you lol
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If there is still room I would like to suggest Mantaur.
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Optimist with doubt posted:If there is still room I would like to suggest Mantaur. Dont suggest Mantaur. Demand Mantaur! Take the bull by the horns and say, listen freak, it's Mantaur! Two more spots! Wow fans!
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Put me in coach
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stab posted:Gotta bring back my boy I will end this guy if it's the last thing I do 
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Rarity posted:Put me in coach As yourself?
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projecthalaxy posted:As yourself? I don't see anyone else here
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Put Big Dave in and let’s see who the real scoopster is
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History Comes Inside! posted:Put Big Dave in and let’s see who the real scoopster is I will end this guy too 
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 And with that, the entries for the first match of the second season are closed! I'll randomize the teams in a few minutes and post them soon, then start the simulation in the coming days.
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