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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

In Uncharted 4 there’s a bit where you can play an emulated version of the OG Crash Bandicoot and wow does that game suck balls.

Yeah, the whole uncharted series blows.

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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


How about not crashing the bandicoot, op?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Space Kablooey posted:

How about not crashing the bandicoot, op?

how about minding your own loving business and staying in your goddamn lane? gently caress you think, coming in this thread like that

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.
Crash Team Racing was better than Mario Kart.

Fight me.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

rear end Rippinpoot

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Literally A Person posted:

Crash Bandicoot sucks and can't even afford a shirt. Just like my avatar.


Agreed OP

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

kntfkr posted:

Agreed OP

You've made a powerless enemy today

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
That's a pretty good line!

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
remember when they added Crash as a hidden character in Smash?

people lost their drat minds!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

how about minding your own loving business and staying in your goddamn lane? gently caress you think, coming in this thread like that

because crash bandicoot is cringe

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Space Kablooey posted:

because crash bandicoot is cringe

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Space Kablooey posted:

because crash bandicoot is cringe

how could you say this, on star wars day of all days! have some respect for LAP!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Say what you will about Crash, he truly was a bandicoot.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

crash bandicoot had ribs removed so he can suck his own dick

:wrong:

Actually he had some added to make it more of a challenge

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Mashed handandfoot


For the OSHA thread fans.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Hashed Flander's Torte

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Crash Nitro Kart is some good poo poo

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
been hearing Mech Warrior 5: Mercenaries is superior to Crash Bandicoot a lot recently

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


kntfkr posted:

been hearing Mech Warrior 5: Mercenaries is superior to Crash Bandicoot a lot recently

correct

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

how could you say this, on star wars day of all days! have some respect for LAP!

i like star wars more than i like crash bandicoot and thats saying a lot lately!!!!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I liked it but spyro was the better and arguably best psx platformer

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I don't "play" "video games".

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
apparently the new crash games are pretty good

https://twitter.com/OOCInnuendos/status/1653453559642325008?t=KGwZx_Ji4fhOF-mSPI9w1Q&s=19

also does it bother anyone else that crash has wacky mascot clothing/proportions while the lady bandicoot is just a lady with stylish clothing and a cartoon animal head

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Escape From Noise posted:

I don't "play" "video games".

yup. it's called interactive media and it's something you experience

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

[Lana DelRay Voice]: Playin' Crash Bandicoot

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Breaking news: LOOM TM a Lucasarts Adventure Game is better than Crash Bandicoot. Click here to learn more.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


ChickenHeart posted:

apparently the new crash games are pretty good

https://twitter.com/OOCInnuendos/status/1653453559642325008?t=KGwZx_Ji4fhOF-mSPI9w1Q&s=19

also does it bother anyone else that crash has wacky mascot clothing/proportions while the lady bandicoot is just a lady with stylish clothing and a cartoon animal head

yeah i was gonna comment on that. it's called having lovely art direction

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

ChickenHeart posted:

apparently the new crash games are pretty good

https://twitter.com/OOCInnuendos/status/1653453559642325008?t=KGwZx_Ji4fhOF-mSPI9w1Q&s=19

also does it bother anyone else that crash has wacky mascot clothing/proportions while the lady bandicoot is just a lady with stylish clothing and a cartoon animal head

cuz capitalism dictates that if you think you can sell just one if not more copies of a game predicated on the notion that someone will find an animated character sexually attractive, you tell your art team to go full rule 34 and draw a fuckable bandicoot

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

ElectricSheep posted:

cuz capitalism dictates that if you think you can sell just one if not more copies of a game predicated on the notion that someone will find an animated character sexually attractive, you tell your art team to go full rule 34 and draw a fuckable bandicoot

"Johnson, I'm not saying that your future at this company hinges on this, but if I don't see a visible thigh gap on this cartoon animal by closing time today, you're gonna be shopping for your kid's Christmas presents at Goodwill this year."

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Crush Wonderbuns is the Citizen Kane of PS1 era platformers

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


you think banjo and kazooie ever hosed or was it strictly a working relationship?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

you think banjo and kazooie ever hosed or was it strictly a working relationship?

I'm not sure that a cloaca and bear penis are anatomically compatible. Maybe they just snuggled.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUIaYnpwgUE

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Peggy Edson posted:

PS1 or remake?

PS1 emulator :thumbsup:

NotPerfect
Sep 29, 2021

I want to hug the fluffy Bandicoot.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


rear end bandicoot

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Curse Handincooch

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Literally A Person posted:

That's it. Just Crash Bandicoot.

James Pond.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Jesus Christ, it's Crash Bandicoot!

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Literally A Person posted:

I typed "Crash Bandicoot doing cool skateboard" into google images and there is a surprising lack of images of Crash Bandicoot doing cool skateboard.

Sounds like a job for sid

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