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Well it's May and I am officially bored, so why not do this silly little thing. The 2022 season ended with the Chiefs winning the Superbowl. This leaves 31 other fanbases disappointed and one fanbase that has an annoyingly competent team and I hate it. So, let's do a little replay of the 2022 season to see if anything changes. Injuries will be turned off and I am going to try and keep track of at least passing stats this year for all the teams. We'll see how long that lasts before I get bored and forget. If anyone wants to do rushing stats or receiving stats or defensive stats, be my guest. Week One will commence momentarily!
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 Week One Buffalo 40, Rams 27 - This is so dumb. The website isn't updated with SoFi Stadium so they just put Rams home games in St. Louis. I am manually changing every Rams game to the LA Memorial Coliseum. New Orleans 27, Atlanta 20 San Francisco 48, Chicago 20 Cincinnati 19, Pittsburgh 10 Detroit 48, Philadelphia 45 F/OT Game of the Week Miami 24, New England 16 Baltimore 27, Jets 17 Washington 26, Jacksonville 10 Cleveland 37, Carolina 23 Houston 27, Indianapolis 17 Tennessee 42, Giants 12 Minnesota 32, Green Bay 28 Arizona 29, Kansas City 27 Las Vegas 42, Chargers 35 Dallas 24, Tampa Bay 20 Seattle 24, Denver 17 Standings: NFC East: Dallas: 1-0 (0-0) Washington: 1-0 (0-0) Giants: 0-1 (0-0) Philadelphia: 0-1 (0-0) NFC North: Minnesota: 1-0 (1-0) Detroit: 1-0 (0-0) Chicago: 0-1 (0-0) Green Bay: 0-1 (0-1) NFC South: New Orleans: 1-0 (1-0) Tampa Bay: 0-1 (0-0) Carolina: 0-1 (0-0) Atlanta: 0-1 (0-1) NFC West: San Francisco: 1-0 (0-0) Arizona: 1-0 (0-0) Seattle: 1-0 (0-0) Rams: 0-1 (0-0) AFC East: Miami: 1-0 (1-0) Buffalo: 1-0 (0-0) Jets: 0-1 (0-0) New England: 0-1 (0-1) AFC North: Cincinnati: 1-0 (1-0) Baltimore: 1-0 (0-0) Cleveland: 1-0 (0-0) Pittsburgh: 0-1 (0-1) AFC South: Houston: 1-0 (1-0) Tennessee: 1-0 (0-0) Jacksonville: 0-1 (0-0) Indianapolis: 0-1 (0-1) AFC West: Las Vegas: 1-0 (1-0) Kansas City: 0-1 (0-0) Denver: 0-1 (0-0) Chargers: 0-1 (0-1) Top 10 Passing Leaders: Jared Goff - 21/29 403 Yards 3 TDs 0 INTs Joe Burrow - 20/26 316 Yards 1 TD 1 INT Jimmy Garoppolo - 21/30 313 Yards 3 TDs 1 INT Matt Stafford - 23/37 311 Yards 4 TDs 1 INT Justin Herbert - 22/36 287 Yards 2 TDs 0 INTs Davis Mills - 17/27 285 Yards 1 TD 0 INTs Andy Dalton - 18/28 280 Yards 2 TDs 0 INTs Kirk Cousins - 22/30 267 Yards 3 TDs 1 INT Aaron Rodgers - 18/29 256 Yards 1 TD 0 INTs Jalen Hurts - 22/25 250 Yards 1 TD 1 INT
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May 4, 2023 23:30
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How big a bribe is it going to take for the Seahawks to win the Super Bowl and have the Broncos finish 0-17 in this?
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May 4, 2023 23:48
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Lol the Seahawks still beat the broncos week 1
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May 4, 2023 23:51
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Was going to say that the actual PHI@DET game ended 48-45 going the other way, but apparently it was actually 38-35.
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May 5, 2023 01:24
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Well the first play in the MN/GB game was Rodgers overthrowing a receiver, but it was Cobb and unclear if it would have been a walk-in touchdown if completed.
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May 5, 2023 01:29
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there is something special about the jets, giants, and chargers. be on the lookout
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May 5, 2023 03:15
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madden doesn't have a tsunami weather option, apparently
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May 5, 2023 03:16
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Titans already scored more points in Week 1 than they did in any game this season. Good sim imo
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May 7, 2023 10:30
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drat, so Andey was the starter even at the beginning of this sim year.
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Silly Burrito posted:drat, so Andey was the starter even at the beginning of this sim year. I remember playing around with this a few years back, and WhatIfSports is weird when it comes to teams that used multiple QBs in a season, or had one get hurt early on. It tends to go on whoever played the majority of the season. It also does weird stuff with players who aren’t starters. There was one year Ross did there where some random Ravens 5th string back kept getting like 100-yard games cause he had like 2 carries for 70~ yards on trick plays IRL, so WhatIf being very  heavy kept it happening like every game.Nonetheless, this is always fun every year. Didn’t last year end with The Sum of All Fears Super Bowl with the Vikings beating the Chargers?
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fartknocker posted:Nonetheless, this is always fun every year. Didn’t last year end with The Sum of All Fears Super Bowl with the Vikings beating the Chargers? I think on a last second kick too! When was the last super bowl where neither team had won one? But ya these are fun, thanks for doing it e: after pondering my own question, rams v titans? Been a while Pontius Pilate fucked around with this message at 20:52 on May 7, 2023 |
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Week Two Kansas City 30, Chargers 12 Cleveland 20, Jets 10 Washington 29, Detroit 21 New Orleans 27, Tampa Bay 6 Giants 42, Carolina 24 New England 27, Pittsburgh 13 Jacksonville 24, Indianapolis 10 Baltimore 36, Miami 6 Atlanta 41, Rams 13 San Francisco 37, Seattle 20 Cincinnati 22, Dallas 17 Denver 45, Houston 24 Las Vegas 44, Arizona 25 Green Bay 27, Chicago 23 Tennessee 52, Buffalo 45 Game of the Week Philadelphia 30, Minnesota 11 Standings: NFC East: Washington: 2-0 (0-0) Dallas: 1-1 (0-0) Giants: 1-1 (0-0) Philadelphia: 1-1 (0-0) NFC North: Minnesota: 1-1 (1-0) Green Bay: 1-1 (1-1) Detroit: 1-1 (0-0) Chicago: 0-2 (0-1) NFC South: New Orleans: 2-0 (2-0) Atlanta: 1-1 (0-1) Carolina: 0-2 (0-0) Tampa Bay: 0-2 (0-1) NFC West: San Francisco: 2-0 (1-0) Arizona: 1-1 (0-0) Seattle: 1-1 (0-1) Rams: 0-2 (0-0) AFC East: Miami: 1-1 (1-0) Buffalo: 1-1 (0-0) New England: 1-1 (0-1) Jets: 0-2 (0-0) AFC North: Cincinnati: 2-0 (1-0) Baltimore: 2-0 (0-0) Cleveland: 2-0 (0-0) Pittsburgh: 0-2 (0-1) AFC South: Tennessee: 2-0 (0-0) Houston: 1-1 (1-0) Jacksonville: 1-1 (1-0) Indianapolis: 0-2 (0-2) AFC West: Las Vegas: 2-0 (1-0) Kansas City: 1-1 (1-0) Denver: 1-1 (0-0) Chargers: 0-2 (0-2) Top 10 Passing: Jared Goff - 39/54 649 Yards 5 TDs 1 INTs Josh Allen - 31/54 558 Yards 4 TDs 3 INTs Kyler Murray - 41/66 548 Yards 3 TDs 0 INTs Jimmy Garoppolo - 39/58 530 Yards 4 TDs 1 INT Joe Burrow - 38/53 517 Yards 2 TD 2 INT Matt Stafford - 44/69 515 Yards 4 TDs 2 INT Davis Mills - 41/62 513 Yards 3 TD 2 INTs Daniel Jones - 32/39 500 Yards 5 TD 0 INTs Aaron Rodgers - 34/53 491 Yards 3 TD 0 INTs Jalen Hurts - 40/46 478 Yards 3 TD 1 INT
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May 8, 2023 22:20
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i forgot all about the rams. they're also special. keep watch
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May 8, 2023 22:34
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I forgot how much this sim loves running the football. It's glorious.
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May 8, 2023 22:50
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This is not how you get a Seahawks super bowl champion while also getting the #1 pick. 0/10 re-run the sim. What am I even paying you for? 
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Points Scored Through First Two Weeks Sim Titans: 94 Actual Titans: 27
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Mega64 posted:Points Scored Through First Two Weeks should’ve ran (even) more
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Mega64 posted:Points Scored Through First Two Weeks I'm liking this sim!
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Mega64 posted:Points Scored Through First Two Weeks Big Jeff
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Week Three Cleveland 27, Pittsburgh 10 Chicago 30, Houston 27 Tennessee 31, Las Vegas 24 Kansas City 26, Indianapolis 24 Buffalo 27, Miami 24 F/OT Detroit 43, Minnesota 36 New England 40, Baltimore 27 Cincinnati 30, Jets 10 Philadelphia 30, Washington 17 New Orleans 20, Carolina 9 Arizona 20, Rams 13 Atlanta 22, Seattle 12 Green Bay 30, Tampa Bay 27 Denver 17, San Francisco 9 Jacksonville 30, Chargers 23 Dallas 43, Giants 17 Standings: NFC East: Washington: 2-1 (0-1) Dallas: 2-1 (1-0) Giants: 1-2 (0-1) Philadelphia: 2-1 (1-0) NFC North: Minnesota: 1-2 (1-1) Green Bay: 2-1 (1-1) Detroit: 2-1 (1-0) Chicago: 1-2 (0-1) NFC South: New Orleans: 3-0 (3-0) Atlanta: 2-1 (0-1) Carolina: 0-3 (0-1) Tampa Bay: 0-3 (0-1) NFC West: San Francisco: 2-1 (1-0) Arizona: 2-1 (1-0) Seattle: 1-2 (0-1) Rams: 0-3 (0-1) AFC East: Miami: 1-2 (1-1) Buffalo: 2-1 (1-0) New England: 2-1 (0-1) Jets: 0-3 (0-0) AFC North: Cincinnati: 3-0 (1-0) Baltimore: 2-1 (0-0) Cleveland: 3-0 (1-0) Pittsburgh: 0-3 (0-2) AFC South: Tennessee: 3-0 (0-0) Houston: 1-2 (1-0) Jacksonville: 2-1 (1-0) Indianapolis: 0-3 (0-2) AFC West: Las Vegas: 2-1 (1-0) Kansas City: 2-1 (1-0) Denver: 2-1 (0-0) Chargers: 0-3 (0-2) Top 10 Passing Yards: Jared Goff - 60/85 945 Yards 8 TDs 1 INTs Justin Herbert - 64/93 796 Yards 5 TDs 0 INTs Kirk Cousins - 55/88 792 Yards 7 TDs 3 INT Kyler Murray - 62/89 767 Yards 5 TDs 1 INTs Davis Mills: 60/88 762 Yards 4 TD 2 INTs Derek Carr - 51/89 757 Yards 8 TDs 2 INT Josh Allen - 44/74 752 Yards 4 TDs 3 INTs Aaron Rodgers - 45/85 745 Yards 6 TD 1 INTs Patrick Mahomes - 58/81 725 Yards 6 TDs 0 INTs Matt Stafford - 61/92 708 Yards 4 TDs 2 INT
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the four specials are not doing so well. i haven't figured out what's going on with them. we may not know until very late into the season
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May 22, 2023 05:45
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Let the Steelers win a game you fuckman 
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May 22, 2023 06:18
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Metapod posted:No game in this clown sim will be played honk honk!
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BrownThunder posted:Let the Steelers win a game you fuckman The chargers haven’t even won one yet!!
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May 22, 2023 20:43
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Pontius Pilate posted:The chargers haven’t even won one yet!! I'm quite upset
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May 22, 2023 20:49
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Phill in 4th place at 2-1 behind the 1-2 Giants? What have you got against the Eagles? 
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May 22, 2023 21:14
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Ross this simulation is perfect as is, don’t change a. Thing.
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It's extremely funny that the Lions currently have the exact opposite record that they did in reality, and I am excited to see how the rest of the season goes. Also Jared Goff leads the league in passing and is currently on track for a 5,500 yard, 45 TD/17 INT season, checks out edit: Also absolute LMAO at Kirk Cousins throwing an INT to Aiden Hutchinson on the DET 25 yard line with the game tied and less than 2 minutes to go. double edit: Actually I'm just gonna copy the entire 4th Quarter play by play for posterity because this game seems rad as all hell: 
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Soon
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Jun 2, 2023 16:32
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Thank you 
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Jun 2, 2023 16:34
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a neat cape posted:Soon 
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Acebuckeye13 posted:It's extremely funny that the Lions currently have the exact opposite record that they did in reality, and I am excited to see how the rest of the season goes. TJ Hockenson must have been gassed this game
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a neat cape posted:Soon lies
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Week Four Cincinnati 31, Miami 27 New Orleans 27, Minnesota 24 Atlanta 31, Cleveland 14 Dallas 49, Washington 24 Seattle 44, Detroit 38 Tennessee 48, Indianapolis 21 Chicago 41, Giants 20 Jacksonville 30, Philadelphia 28 Jets 19, Pittsburgh 18 Chargers 45, Houston 31 Buffalo 30, Baltimore 3 Arizona 26, Carolina 24 New England 41, Green Bay 23 Denver 42, Las Vegas 26 Kansas City 29, Tampa Bay 14 San Francisco 44, Rams 28 Standings: NFC East: Dallas: 3-1 (2-0) Philadelphia: 2-2 (1-0) Washington: 2-2 (0-2) Giants: 1-3 (0-1) NFC North: Detroit: 2-2 (1-0) Green Bay: 2-2 (1-1) Chicago: 2-2 (0-1) Minnesota: 1-3 (1-1) NFC South: New Orleans: 4-0 (3-0) Atlanta: 3-1 (0-1) Carolina: 0-4 (0-1) Tampa Bay: 0-4 (0-1) NFC West: San Francisco: 3-1 (2-0) Arizona: 3-1 (1-0) Seattle: 2-2 (0-1) Rams: 0-4 (0-2) AFC East: Buffalo: 3-1 (1-0) New England: 3-1 (0-1) Miami: 1-3 (1-1) Jets: 1-3 (0-0) AFC North: Cincinnati: 4-0 (1-0) Cleveland: 3-1 (1-0) Baltimore: 2-2 (0-0) Pittsburgh: 0-4 (0-2) AFC South: Tennessee: 4-0 (1-0) Jacksonville: 3-1 (1-0) Houston: 1-3 (1-0) Indianapolis: 0-4 (0-3) AFC West: Kansas City: 3-1 (1-0) Denver: 3-1 (1-0) Las Vegas: 2-2 (1-1) Chargers: 1-3 (0-2) Top 10 Passers: Jared Goff - 80/116 1,229 Yards 11 TDs 2 INTs Justin Herbert - 86/124 1,054 Yards 9 TDs 0 INTs Aaron Rodgers - 70/126 1,047 Yards 8 TD 2 INTs Derek Carr - 66/127 1,035 Yards 10 TDs 3 INT Josh Allen - 66/101 1,008 Yards 6 TDs 4 INTs Kyler Murray - 82/114 1,001 Yards 8 TDs 1 INTs Kirk Cousins - 71/115 998 Yards 10 TDs 4 INT Tom Brady - 73/125 966 Yards 3 TDs 2 INTs Joe Burrow - 82/102 945 Yards 6 TD 2 INT Davis Mills: 74/112 937 Yards 4 TD 3 INTs
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ross your own sim doesn't like you
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I like the cut of this sim’s jib.
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How do I move to the reality if this sim
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