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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
In the middle of a cafe, waiting for my latte, I sense that somewhere, someone is having sex. An overwhelming rage builds until I bellow at the ceiling, "CUCKED AGAIN!"

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
help, i'm stuck in this dystopian future~

omg what are you doing, big brother??

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

olives black posted:

i don't watch network tv op because i'm not a boomer

cuckoldry gets a bad rap though. if everyone consents i don't see what the big deal is
Consider the insane uptick of the usage of "cuck" by the entire conservative male movement, then consider that everything conservatives do is projection and you may stumble on some answers.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Really if you ever used a transporter your exact clone is cucking your dead self every time they gently caress

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

Really if you ever used a transporter your exact clone is cucking your dead self every time they gently caress

what in gods holy name are you blathering about?

naem
May 29, 2011

Colonel Cancer posted:

Really if you ever used a transporter your exact clone is cucking your dead self every time they gently caress

:agreed:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what in gods holy name are you blathering about?

The truth Starfleet does not want you to know!

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what in gods holy name are you blathering about?

Transporters aren't sending the person but a copy of the person destroying the original.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

The truth Starfleet does not want you to know!

How does Lt. Data feel about it?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
This thread better not devolve into transporter discussion

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Honestly I have no idea which O'Brian anyone is talking about but I almost clicked on Trainspotters instead of transporting trying to figure it out

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

Honestly I have no idea which O'Brian anyone is talking about but I almost clicked on Trainspotters instead of transporting trying to figure it out

should have clicked on Trainspotting

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
No its sad as gently caress

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
OP is about some old book called 1984

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

No its sad as gently caress

Its a good movie, but yeah it is sad as gently caress

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jelly posted:

OP is about some old book called 1984

done better by Christian Bale and Taye Diggs

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Cuckin and fuckin is all I crave

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
Winston was a dumbass for thinking for one second that O’Brien was actually going to ally with him.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hooked on the brothers :imunfunny:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

I believe a key aspect of cuckoldry is that the cuck is in a relationship with the person being hosed by the cucker. Mr. Charrington is not with Julia, simply a provider of the shag pad. At worst he's a voyeur. hope this clears things up

Julia mentioned in one of her first conversations with Winston that although the party preaches abstinence and sex for procreation only, they are all loving each other. Kind of like modern day televangelists and republicans who get caught in public bathrooms.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Cuckin and fuckin is all I crave

I'm astonished by your doctrine

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Tarkus posted:

Transporters aren't sending the person but a copy of the person destroying the original.

i don't know where this was established as canon and i don't want to know

my head canon will always just have them traveling ftl through a miniature wormhole filled with free blowjobs and candy

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

is this a book or something?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

cumpantry posted:

is this a book or something?

I think its a star wars thing

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dr. Warstrek

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
1984 is just a holodeck simulation being played out by Miles. His kink is playing the role of a figurehead of a dystopian society.

It's why he readily accepted the position on DS9, because he can secretly get off on living vicariously through the recovered personal logs of Cardassian officers that used to be on the station.

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022
There is simply no way Keiko wasn't riding Riker's d on the Big D.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

SonOfGhostDad posted:

There is simply no way Keiko wasn't riding Riker's d on the Big D.

who wasn't :allears:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Wasn't Keiko a science officer? I mean, no shame slumming it with an enlisted man, but if someone's quitting starfleet to raise the kids you bench the NCO and keep those sweet pips.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Miles loves repeatedly dropping swears and slurs that have long been erased from the shared cultural collective of post-scarcity, utopian humanity and never known to aliens at all.

"A good gently caress the police to you, Constable..." Miles would smile as he breezed past Odo each morning.

"A good gently caress the police to you, too, Chief." Odo would mechanically repeat back, confused by the human expression.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Julia was a member of the Junior Anti-sex League, so I believe technically Winston was cucking Big Brother

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

syntaxfunction posted:

If you think about it any time you've watched porn you're letting yourself get cucked.

This was a thread like 10 years ago.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
1984 remake with Pete Davidson as Winston.

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