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Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

elmer chud posted:

I know the feeling
I really wanted a cat BADLY and couldn't for a long time. Can you get any kind of a pet where you are? What's the situation?

I really want a dog but I'm in the top floor of a building in a city and it's just not ideal for someone with anxiety disorder. I've been thinking about lowering my expectations. Like maybe a rat or something.

Right now I feed sparrows, finches and crows and have a lot of plants, which is pretty alright.

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runchild: May 25, 2010; 420 smoke 🎨artisanal🍑 melange erryday

-Barfed on the carpet before we woke up
-Followed my wife around while she got ready for work, got brushies
-Looked out the open bedroom window while I cleaned the carpet
-Napped in the cat tree
-Came into the office and yelled at me to follow her to the food bowl - it already had food, she just wanted pets while she eats
-Napped on my spot on the couch
-Came in and yelled at me to follow her again
-Napped in the cat tree again, purred when I stuck my face in her side
-Currently napping on my side of the bed

# ? May 18, 2023 19:00

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

Das Boo posted:

Cannot play bideojames.

Nice try, but that's clearly ALF.

Superfly, the Gaming Cat (tm), has currently transformed herself into a volcanic tube worm

# ? May 18, 2023 19:03

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Radio Paranoia posted:

Condolences. My one 20 year old passed a few months ago and it's still very raw. Her sister really misses her too, especially with winter rolling in.
Do you have any kind of memorial of him?

Thanks. He's getting cremated and placed next to my dad since they were never far apart. That's him in the foreground.

# ? May 18, 2023 19:34

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

i like to pinch their tails with my toes

# ? May 18, 2023 20:09

MIDWIFE CRISIS: Nov 5, 2008; Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.

A tense moment just now as both of them wanted to sit with me on the couch

# ? May 18, 2023 20:29

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Jelly posted:

I really want a dog but I'm in the top floor of a building in a city and it's just not ideal for someone with anxiety disorder. I've been thinking about lowering my expectations. Like maybe a rat or something.

Right now I feed sparrows, finches and crows and have a lot of plants, which is pretty alright.

I have anxiety too, it's so much worse than depression ughhhh

A cat does very well in an apartment, I hope you can get one. I've had both. Dogs are more work, more of a pain. For me my cat provided equal amount of companionship it was just different
Get a cat if you can!!!!

# ? May 18, 2023 20:31

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

She snuck out while my wife was watering the tomatoes on the porch.
I woke up to loud meowing outside the front door. She was done with her little adventure and wanted back in.

# ? May 18, 2023 20:34

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

runchild posted:

-Barfed on the carpet before we woke up
-Followed my wife around while she got ready for work, got brushies
-Looked out the open bedroom window while I cleaned the carpet
-Napped in the cat tree
-Came into the office and yelled at me to follow her to the food bowl - it already had food, she just wanted pets while she eats
-Napped on my spot on the couch
-Came in and yelled at me to follow her again
-Napped in the cat tree again, purred when I stuck my face in her side
-Currently napping on my side of the bed

Are her eyebrows crazy long?

# ? May 18, 2023 21:47

Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

I made myself a tuna fish sandwich and squeezed the tuna juice out into Luke Duke�s bowl and the son of a bitch just ignored it. Now he�s just sitting on the coffee table staring at me.

# ? May 19, 2023 00:18

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

He just walked by on his way to his box to take a poo poo

# ? May 19, 2023 00:38

runchild: May 25, 2010; 420 smoke 🎨artisanal🍑 melange erryday

Benny Harvey posted:

Are her eyebrows crazy long?

They�re pretty big. They�re also thick white whiskers against her black fur so they really stand out.

Update on her day:
-greeted me at the door when I got back from a bike ride
-kept a close eye on the neighbor dog from atop the cat tree
-hissed at my sister and her friend (not a fan of loud visitors) but got over it and accepted head scratches before they left
-watched us eat dinner from the back of the nice chair
-currently chilling on the seat of the nice chair

# ? May 19, 2023 01:29

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Heard a commotion in my porch this afternoon and had to recuse a wren from my cat.

Bird was fine. I put it outside but was almost an hour before the shock wore off and then it took off.

# ? May 19, 2023 01:36

TK8325: Sep 22, 2014

Deuteronomy and Jupiter just got over their 9 o'clock crazies and are settling down for bed before I go to work tonight. I dont know what they do when I'm gone but they always say hi when I get home and then demand breakfast.

# ? May 19, 2023 02:22

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

She�s been strutting her stuff on the catwalk. And also meowing incessantly for the past hour or so. No one can figure out why. :iiam:

# ? May 19, 2023 02:48

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Dick Fontaine posted:

She�s been strutting her stuff on the catwalk. And also meowing incessantly for the past hour or so. No one can figure out why.

she's trying to tell you that humanity's reckless use of nuclear power is what's keeping us from being welcomed into the galactic community. I hear it from my cat all the time.

# ? May 19, 2023 02:55

Sentinel: Jan 1, 2009; High Tech
Low Life

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

she's trying to tell you that humanity's reckless use of nuclear power is what's keeping us from being welcomed into the galactic community. I hear it from my cat all the time.

Wait thats what the little bastards are always whining about?

# ? May 19, 2023 03:10

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Peggy Edson posted:

I spent $900 at the e-vet for one of them earlier this week because she stopped eating. Blood and urine were 100% normal. Taking her to the regular vet today for more tests. She's 14 and is sleeping in the heated bed.

She has 5 rotten teeth lmao. Waiting for the vet to finish extracting them.

# ? May 19, 2023 03:18

Fuckstick: Nov 30, 2000

He laid in the back yard all day in his box*

*he died in March

# ? May 19, 2023 03:20

DiomedesGodshill: Feb 21, 2009

I'm crazy allergic to cats. I still love them and I'm envious of everyone who isn't allergic.

# ? May 19, 2023 03:45

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019; Can't post for 16 hours!

Nearly made a heart while lying in a sunbeam

# ? May 19, 2023 03:52

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Fuckin NOTHIN

I guess she did hide from the swamp cooler

# ? May 19, 2023 04:00

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

One of em barfed on the couch.

Thanks buddy ❤️

# ? May 19, 2023 05:09

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

look at all these pro cats! loving pro as poo poo!

# ? May 19, 2023 08:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

i can take any cat in a fight

# ? May 19, 2023 09:31

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Lol a largish cat would destroy you

# ? May 19, 2023 09:44

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Meowed at the bunnies outside at 5:30 am to ensure I'm awake

# ? May 19, 2023 10:56

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; by Pragmatica

My favorite thing cats do, is inspire their owners to record them doing things cats have been doing for thousands of years, then uploading the videos to YouTube where sometimes they generate millions of views and make their owners moneys.

Cat wiggles butt then pounces. Million views easy!

# ? May 19, 2023 10:58

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

# ? May 19, 2023 11:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wendigee posted:

Lol a largish cat would destroy you

What, like 20 pounds? I still win.

# ? May 19, 2023 11:33

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Whined for his morning lick�em snack
Whined for his window to be opened
Whined to be carried to his open window
Napped

# ? May 19, 2023 12:36

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

It's gotten cool enough in here that Sully has gone back to using my rear end for warmth

# ? May 19, 2023 12:36

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; Mom says I'm too old for Shrek. Tell her she better check herself before she Shrek's herself. Mom asks if I've taken my meds. I say yes, then ask for an onion flavored cake. Mom says no. I call her a Farquaad bitch.

Got woken up by my younger cat barfing

At least he does it on the hardwood so, small victories

# ? May 19, 2023 12:59

skasion: Feb 13, 2012; Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Sprawled dramatically

# ? May 19, 2023 13:11

MIDWIFE CRISIS: Nov 5, 2008; Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.

Last week one of my cats was on my bed and started making retching noises, so I quickly lifted her up to place her on the floor instead, but she started throwing up mid air and it splattered all over the floor and on my feet

loving love cats man

# ? May 19, 2023 13:13

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

skasion posted:

Sprawled dramatically

Twinsies

# ? May 19, 2023 13:16

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

This wasn�t today but