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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Bismack Billabongo posted:

N: the cardinals have won 10 of their last 13. The cardinals are no longer in last place in the division.

V: Formally requesting the next GDT thread be subtitled Somehow, Satan Returned.

Well the fun that was the Cardinals being poo poo was short lived. God dammit.

:frogsiren: Monday May 22 :frogsiren:

• CWS @ CLE
6:10 PM ET
NBCSCH, BSGL

• TEX @ PIT
6:35 PM ET
BSSW, ATTP

• STL @ CIN
6:40 PM ET
BSMW, BSOH

• TOR @ TB
6:40 PM ET
SNET-1, BSSUN

• AZ @ PHI
6:40 PM ET
BSAZ, NBCSP

• LAD @ ATL
7:20 PM ET
SNLA, BSSO

• DET @ KC
7:40 PM ET
BSDET, BSKC

• SF @ MIN
7:40 PM ET
NBCSBA, BSNO, FS1

• HOU @ MIL
7:40 PM ET
ATTH, BSWI

• MIA @ COL
8:40 PM ET
BSFL, ATTR

• BOS @ LAA
9:38 PM ET
NESN, BSW, MLBN

• OAK @ SEA
9:40 PM ET
NBCSCA, RSNW, MLBN

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Hail satan

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Cubs bullpen can't hurt us today

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

I'm taking my mom to tonight's Dodgers, Braves game. Should be a good one!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Giants are in Minnesota for a series with the Twins and our old pal Carlos Correa. It's always fun to catch up with ex-Giants and see how they're doing these days.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
I'm not Mervin' today :smith:

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Braves dodgers game delayed, drinking wine with my momma while we wait.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Nfcknblvbl posted:

Braves dodgers game delayed, drinking wine with my momma while we wait.
How's it look?

E: https://twitter.com/mlbbowman/status/1660787951905783808?s=20

KICK BAMA KICK fucked around with this message at 00:28 on May 23, 2023

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Bassit getting bailed out by Springer twice now.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002


Tarp’s off and they’re putting dry dirt on.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

The rain picked back up again, stooooop

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Conforto dong!

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
woo Julks

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
lol Maldy too

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Yawn, yet another Acuña leadoff double.

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
EDDIE

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



The disgusting Randy Arozarena with another home run.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
stop hanging balls Javier

Good job Meyers

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

The fans are chanting ‘Eddie’ every time we (Braves) get a hit

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Grand slam for Pittsburgh. Feels good man, feels good.

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"
blue jays are a loving miserable experience right now. why do i watch all their games

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

thehoodie posted:

blue jays are a loving miserable experience right now. why do i watch all their games
hey they just broke a bat (on the catcher's forearm)

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
BACK2BACK

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Dear Dodgers,

Ozuna is an rear end in a top hat and he's an rear end in a top hat with a big, reckless, stupid swing. I thoroughly support and encourage you beating him up.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Can't complain about 5 runs off Corbin Burnes

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dubon you gotta let that hit you

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Welp it was a close game until freeman

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

managers keep paying zero attention to Yordan's reverse splits

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Intruder posted:

managers keep paying zero attention to Yordan's reverse splits

lmao

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
every time some dumb motherfucker puts a lefty into a critical situation vs Yordan is amazing

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

managers keep paying zero attention to Yordan's reverse splits


fast cars loose anus posted:

every time some dumb motherfucker puts a lefty into a critical situation vs Yordan is amazing

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

fast cars loose anus posted:

every time some dumb motherfucker puts a lefty into a critical situation vs Yordan is amazing

to be fair an 89 mph middle middle fastball is gonna have that result agaisnt him no matter who throws it

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Intruder posted:

to be fair an 89 mph middle middle fastball is gonna have that result agaisnt him no matter who throws it

well yes but still

I am beginning to believe Abreu is simply cooked

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

A's pitching tough. Brewers ace soft

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

fast cars loose anus posted:

well yes but still

I am beginning to believe Abreu is simply cooked

I have to hold onto the hope he's injured

Either that or Cintron is loving up his swing somehow

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
gosh Acuña is fun

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

drat, I love Acuña.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Murphy would have been a dead duck there

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
triples: always fun

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
In a surprise twist formerly washed Paul Dejong has been selected as this years Devil Magic recipient. Clobber another one please Chemist

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