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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt

Bismack Billabongo posted:

In a surprise twist formerly washed Paul Dejong has been selected as this years Devil Magic recipient. Clobber another one please Chemist

Can it do that? I thought it was limited to minor leaguers with funny names.

Troubling development regardless.

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Why is AJ Minter on my TV screen right now?

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Kelenic finding his power stroke and going on another heater would be great right now.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Uh I just saw on twitter that Acuña went 1st to 3rd on a walk…? My god he’s amazing

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Abreu looks awful on these swings

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

save some of these for tomorrow guys

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


What is a zone?

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Another L you can pin directly on Marmols chest lol. We were due I think

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Position player pitching in Astros/Brewers

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Doval finally gets a day off, Giants win anyway :cool:

always nice to win a bullpen game too

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Not sure about using Lange for 2 innings to start a series, but at least they got it to extras.

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

Bregor posted:

Uh I just saw on twitter that Acuña went 1st to 3rd on a walk…? My god he’s amazing

He's the best. https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1660822605400772608

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Penisaurus Sex posted:

Kelenic finding his power stroke and going on another heater would be great right now.

Caballero currently has the launch codes it seems.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Tigers get a hit with RISP!


....it's a single that doesn't score a run and puts them at 3-20 with RISP in the last two games :ughh:


Edit: lol and Javy Baez just smokes a bases clearing double!

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Jose Cisnero in to cool off any positive vibes


Edit: Tigers win anyway :toot:

ozymandius1024 fucked around with this message at 04:03 on May 23, 2023

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
:frogsiren: Tuesday May 23 :frogsiren:

• CWS @ CLE
6:10 PM ET
NBCSCH, BSGL

• TEX @ PIT
6:35 PM ET
BSSW, ATTP

• STL @ CIN
6:40 PM ET
BSMW, BSOH

• TOR @ TB
6:40 PM ET
SNET-1, BSSUN

• AZ @ PHI
6:40 PM ET
BSAZ, NBCSP

• SD @ WSH
7:05 PM ET
BSSD, MSN2

• BAL @ NYY
7:05 PM ET
MASN, YES

• LAD @ ATL
7:20 PM ET
SNLA, BSSO, TBS

• DET @ KC
7:40 PM ET
BSDET, BSKC

• NYM @ CHC
7:40 PM ET
SNY, MARQ

• SF @ MIN
7:40 PM ET
NBCSBA, BSNO

• HOU @ MIL
7:40 PM ET
ATTH, BSWI

• MIA @ COL
8:40 PM ET
BSFL, ATTR

• BOS @ LAA
9:38 PM ET
NESN, BSW, MLBN

• OAK @ SEA
9:40 PM ET
NBCSCA, RSNW, MLBN

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
God loving dammit I am so loving sick of watching the Phillies fall behind early every motherfucking game

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yankees back home. Aaron Judge hasn’t homered in like 3 days so almost time to boo him.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Dodgers throwing their rookie pitcher into the fire against the Braves

Bobby Miller, Taj Bradley, Eury Perez, Logan Allen... lot of good young pitchers coming up right now

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Nice, Riley could use a jumpstart

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Verdict: Dylan Covey sucks

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Yeah I'm starting to think JP France was never that good and just had a couple of good starts until teams figured him out.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The Yankees need an outfielder so loving badly.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




mcmagic posted:

The Yankees need an outfielder so loving badly.

I think Aaron Hicks is going through waivers now - why not pick him up and see if he has anything left?

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Hit a dinger Nico

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Escobar with a phenomenal barehanded play but appears to have blown a knee doing so.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Escobar jammed his ankle pretty bad on that play, but he's walking off pretty well.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Escobar :ohdear:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Man I sure am excited to see Abreu go 0-4 with 2Ks and two groundouts tonight!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Oh looks like he might be okay, that's good. Came up immediately grabbing his knee which did not look great.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Trevor Megill lol

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Sydin posted:

Oh looks like he might be okay, that's good. Came up immediately grabbing his knee which did not look great.

Thankfully he didn't do anything truly dangerous like jump up and down celebrating the play.

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
rip in peace Rays

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
SEIYA! :swoon:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Seiya! :woop:

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

have a fuckin day Springer

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
SEIYA!

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

It's nice that Springer and Belt and Jansen are good again

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lol Megill wanted absolutely nothing to do with Morel.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Sydin posted:

lol Megill wanted absolutely nothing to do with Morel.

Smart :hmmyes:

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