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sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
Are you a Pigeon Man?

Gordon Hayes is

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Gotham city is getting pretty loving desperate

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i actually am no joke currently in charge of feeding and cleaning out a coop of racing pigeons at the moment while my 81 year old uncle recovers in hospital.

so yes i am a pigeon man

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
Gordon Hayes served in the Pigeon Corps during the War.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART




here's one of said pigeons




and here are some more

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Shout out to a real one

quote:

During World War II, Hayes served in the "pigeon corps" of the U.S. Army, where his expertise with racing pigeons was recognized and he was placed in charge of a large group of new men with little experience in racing pigeons. The company started as the 829th Pigeon Platoon or the Africa Pigeon Corp.

quote:

Often in the dangerous front lines or in covert operations, he worked with such famous pigeons as "G.I. Joe," "Yank," "Rain in the Face," and many more.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

There are worse jobs so sure why not?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Rain in the Face is what I call OPís mom.

Well not exactly but itís pretty close.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wtf are racist pigeons and why do you give them succor

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Rain in the Face is what I call OPís mom.

Well not exactly but itís pretty close.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy there buddy

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Are pigeons capable of war crimes?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013





sporkstand posted:

Are you a Pigeon Man?

Gordon Hayes is

That is just a normal man. I want my click back.

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021

nine-gear crow posted:

That is just a normal man. I want my click back.

No, that is clearly labelled as a Pigeon Man.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

More of a gull guy.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Proud member of the Finch Fellows

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

Rhode Island Commodore

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

I learned things ITT voted 5 op

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Last time I was in Cleveland I saw a homeless man take a brutal poo poo in an alley and a few pigeons started pecking the poo poo

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H67hGgfT_iw

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Jillian poo poo posted:

Are pigeons capable of war crimes?


dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
I am, and always will be, a buzzard bro. :patriot:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

nine-gear crow posted:

That is just a normal man. I want my click back.

His bottom half is the pigeon part.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i actually am no joke currently in charge of feeding and cleaning out a coop of racing pigeons at the moment while my 81 year old uncle recovers in hospital.

so yes i am a pigeon man

:five: Thread delivers.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
this is the third gordon hayes thread on the first page. keep em cummin

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

ocean man

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

JRPG Villain

sporkstand posted:

Are you a Pigeon Man?

Gordon Hayes is

I miss Huell Howser every day since his passing.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

I fuckin' love pigeons.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:



here's one of said pigeons




and here are some more

Can you pet them?

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018

I normally don't see that sort of green iridescence on brown pigeons. It's really quite a lovely look. :3:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


I'm working at a place that has a trained owl. I'm an owl man.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

Gotham city is getting pretty loving desperate

Jillian poo poo posted:

Shout out to a real one

Yeah, no, this dude sounds more badass than like 80% of "Batman's rogue gallery". Pigeon Man is no pushover.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i actually am no joke currently in charge of feeding and cleaning out a coop of racing pigeons at the moment while my 81 year old uncle recovers in hospital.

so yes i am a pigeon man

You'll never be your uncle! You're just a pigeon BOY! Race me at the Pigeon 5,000, BOY, and we'll see if you got the moves to be a pigeon MAN!

-The Pigeon Heel

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I miss Huell Howser every day since his passing.

Same. My local PBS station runs 2 episodes on most weeknights. I keep meaning to make it out to the Huell Howser Archive at Chapman University. One of these days...

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

god please help me posted:

I normally don't see that sort of green iridescence on brown pigeons. It's really quite a lovely look. :3:

That's a patina starting to form

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I'm working at a place that has a trained owl. I'm an owl man.

Surely you are a Parrot Person.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Beartaco posted:

I fuckin' love pigeons.

Can you pet them?

yeah they're pretty docile when they get used to you. when i first start they would all huddle around each other and kind of shimmy around the coop to keep away from me when i was in there putting down foot and stuff. but now they hear me opening the gate and get all excited that it's food time :3:

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
When I read the words Pigeon Man I think of that Hey Arnold episode where Arnold befriends a man who lives on a rooftop taking care of sick birds, but for no reason other than to be little shits the other neighborhood kids smash up his coops and destroy his trust in humanity, and the man flies away into the sunset with his pigeons, never to be seen again

What the gently caress was up with that

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a foul fellow

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