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I. M. Gei posted:Jesus loving Christ remind me to never loving go to Planet Fitness ever. It's not a rule that says "NO MAKING ANY NOISE OR EVER DROPPING ANY WEIGHTS EVER", it's "If you performatively make loud noises and drop your weights to show off how much you're doing, you're really not wanted here." The idea is that people avoid gyms because they feel like they're being judged. The gallon water thing is odd though, maybe that's another performing thing that happened, LOOK AT HOW MUCH WATER I NEED. And they thought you were flaunting the rule. Seriously I would call them and politely but FIRMLY say you meant no harm and that your banning should be revoked immediately, or else they better give you a refund.
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May 26, 2023 07:41
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Will ppl deliver pizzas to planet fitness or does that trigger some kind of ethics alarm? No, Planet Fitness provides the pizza. Tootsie Rolls, too.
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May 26, 2023 08:02
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Cornwind Evil posted:It's not a rule that says "NO MAKING ANY NOISE OR EVER DROPPING ANY WEIGHTS EVER", it's "If you performatively make loud noises and drop your weights to show off how much you're doing, you're really not wanted here." The idea is that people avoid gyms because they feel like they're being judged. This is endlessly discussed on youtube fitness channels. The  theory is that PF only wants the sort of people that train a few times month and not people that train 4/5 days a week because they are oversubscribed.
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May 26, 2023 08:09
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I pumped I jumped and I ran and now the won't let me back Listen we all want to face plant into a gym-crotch but you just watch uporn after and avoid getting arrested like the lord says we should.
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May 26, 2023 08:10
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Htbh but not a huge fan of grunting and moaning in public. Society need to have some basic rules for us to not annoy each other and not doing random loud grunts and moans in public should be one of them(unless.you can't help it due to medical issues, the go ahead). Just my two cent, love gaba ghoul
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May 26, 2023 09:34
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I grunt when i post
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May 26, 2023 09:38
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Gonna open up a tennis academy next door and get a bunch of russian women to teach it
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May 26, 2023 09:38
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Private Cumshoe posted:Is it dirty? Seems like it'd be dirty I only went for cardio cause I have weights at home so can't attest to everything, but from what I used the machines were always clean and you were supposed to sanitize what ever you used right after you finished in addition to employees coming around and cleaning stuff
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May 26, 2023 09:54
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I'm not sure if it is a case of poo poo just being left on and no one giving a poo poo to change the channel or because I live in the chuddiest part of the state, but on Sunday morning they always had a bunch of TV's on some religious show that bounced between shilling books about the assault on man/fatherhood and how the Nazis were best manly men and how to be like them, and also how it is the end times with tons of cool rear end drawings that looked straight out of a D&D monster manual
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May 26, 2023 10:01
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I work out at Curves op, maybe there's one near you
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May 26, 2023 12:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odg2K25sLGg
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May 26, 2023 12:36
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Do not eat corn on the cob at the gym. Wrist wraps? Just go. Ipod nano you're out. No pigeons as spotters. Bane mask? Why even ask. Tekken moves get you banned. This pizza fuels sleepy parkour.
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May 26, 2023 12:41
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Planet Fitness is the only acceptable gym near me and its right next door to a McDonald's and an Italian place. Perfect.
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May 26, 2023 12:46
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Why do we want lunks posting on the forums Can we just permaban all lunks on sight
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May 26, 2023 13:08
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Smugworth posted:Why do we want lunks posting on the forums I'm going to drop the weight on your toes
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May 26, 2023 13:49
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I just remembered last weekend I was grunting doing resistance band abductor exercises. Probably the least lunk exercise you can do and I would have been booted out of Planet Fitness. Pretty sure I grunt doing isometrics too.
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May 26, 2023 13:56
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*getting the police called on me for refusing to leave PF and arguing that everyone calling me a lunk is actually being judgemental*
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May 26, 2023 13:58
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Internet Old One posted:I just remembered last weekend I was grunting doing resistance band abductor exercises. Probably the least lunk exercise you can do and I would have been booted out of Planet Fitness. Put in a ball gag
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May 26, 2023 14:08
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Karma Comedian posted:*getting the police called on me for refusing to leave PF and arguing that everyone calling me a lunk is actually being judgemental* just argue that ur a hunk not a lunk
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May 26, 2023 14:10
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only fools pay for a gym subscirption. planet earth is my planet fitness and mother nature is my personal trainer
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May 26, 2023 14:33
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Carlos Lantana posted:I grunt when i post Who doesn't?
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May 26, 2023 14:39
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Karma Comedian posted:Planet Fitness is the only acceptable gym near me and its right next door to a McDonald's and an Italian place. My Planet Fitness is next to a T-mobile and a new handjob store.
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May 26, 2023 14:39
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Jippa posted:The I’ve worked and worked out for years and years and years in gyms, corporate, local, large and small and I’m about to tell you a secret. EVERY PROFIT MOTIVATED GYM ON EARTH wants those members. The best gym members, from a gyms perspective, are the people that come in once, give up their billing info, sign an auto-renewing membership agreement, get billed in perpetuity, and are never seen again. And Planet Fitness is fine. Their whole MO is that they don’t want bodybuilding and powerlifting types in there, so they don’t have the type of equipment they use and have obnoxious policies like no gallon jugs. If the staff is trained at all, they’re going to explain the “no loud grunting or dropping heavy weights from height” or gallon jug rule to someone’s face before doing the lunk alarm or asking them to leave. They’re all mostly staffed by 18-25 year olds so the alarm fires off more than it probably should. The idea is to have a facility for people that otherwise would be too fearful to even start a fitness routine to feel comfortable and welcomed so that’s what they do and I’m okay with that. It’s fine.
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May 26, 2023 14:45
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yeah but what about lunk's rights
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May 26, 2023 14:47
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A gallon is an absurd amount of water, nobody needs that much water
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me @ planet fitness:
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Duck and Cover posted:Maybe don't grab something so heavy if you're going to drop it and grunt? Yeah? Did you think about that? No? Yeah that's not surprising. *slams lunk alarm button* ya I don't think op has considered how he makes this a very JUDGEMENTAL ENVIRONMENT
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May 26, 2023 14:59
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Cornwind Evil posted:It's not a rule that says "NO MAKING ANY NOISE OR EVER DROPPING ANY WEIGHTS EVER", it's "If you performatively make loud noises and drop your weights to show off how much you're doing, you're really not wanted here." The idea is that people avoid gyms because they feel like they're being judged. Ah, okay yeah that's different. I wasn't trying to say people should grunt super loud or slam weights on the ground super hard. Any time I have to grunt during a lift I try to keep it quiet, and I've seen guys at my gym get reprimanded for dropping weights too hard. But the way that rule is written makes it sound like they mean "No grunting or dropping weights of any kind ever, not even quietly", and I'm betting a lot of dumber Planet Fitness employees would read and enforce it that way without any concept of nuance.
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May 26, 2023 15:25
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I slammed a dumbell directly onto my foot and screamed like a bear getting its cock torn off
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May 26, 2023 15:26
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Saalkin posted:Put in a ball gag Just show up to lift in full gimp getup, that will show em!
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Chief McHeath posted:
What do bodybuilders need that doesn’t exist at Planet Fitness? Steroids? I kid but I’m genuinely curious since you seem to be a trainer. quote:The idea is to have a facility for people that otherwise would be too fearful to even start a fitness routine to feel comfortable and welcomed so that’s what they do and I’m okay with that. It’s fine. This is the message but it’s not the intent. They just want to cut out the 20% of customers who put 80% of the wear on their equipment. I suspect that providing carbs twice a week is a ploy to further thin out the news years crowds when they cheat day their way to zero progress and get discouraged. Imagine having no idea what you’re doing, craving foods because you’re on a diet, seeing some beautiful woman scarf down three slices of pepperoni with zero understanding of how she can get away with it and you figure you earned a slice. It’s easy to imagine this person deciding they have bad genetics and giving up, but not enough to cancel their $10 a month claim to self improvement.
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May 26, 2023 15:36
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Jillian poo poo posted:I slammed a dumbell directly onto my foot and screamed like a bear getting its cock torn off I once accidentally dropped a 45-lb weight on my middle finger. Hurt like a motherfucker. The whole underpart of the nail turned purple. I had to go to the ER and they burned a hole in the fingernail to squeeze out all of the blood just so I could bend that fingertip again. Ended up losing that whole nail. Thank God the weights at my gym have handles on them. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 15:40 on May 26, 2023 |
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I. M. Gei posted:I once accidentally dropped a 45-lb weight on my middle finger. Hurt like a motherfucker. The whole underpart of the nail turned purple. I had to go to the ER and they burned a hole in the fingernail to squeeze out all of the blood just so I could bend that fingertip again. Ended up losing that whole nail. That was the one and only time I actually worked out. Never again! Now I just mack on the fly honeys 
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May 26, 2023 15:44
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Jillian poo poo posted:I slammed a dumbell directly onto my foot and screamed like a bear getting its cock torn off This is a legitimate use of grunting, moaning and screaming. Welll done
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May 26, 2023 15:45
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need a lunk alarm in the work toilets imo
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May 26, 2023 15:54
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https://youtu.be/ULjbIMvP6A0
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May 26, 2023 15:57
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I'm cheap so I go to Planet Fitness, but this one i go to doesn't follow the lunk bullshit. It accepts the Xport rejects from down the street who I think were chased away for probably eye loving people too much, cause there is a ton of it at mine. Or more likely too cheap too. And the typical holding machines cause its all part of their one workout. The community is mostly geriatrics so they let all the kids in who basically shame the poo poo out of everyone for being 17 and not having a lifetime of hard living yet.
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I'm lunking right now and there's not a god drat thing any of you can do about it.
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