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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Chief McHeath posted:

what if you were there alone and got attacked by some werewolves or something though

if werewolves show up at your gym just ask them to spot you brah

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Chief McHeath posted:

what if you were there alone and got attacked by some werewolves or something though

If you skip gym days because of every little excuse you're never going to gain any mass.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
hey man, I'm good how are you doing? haha same, same. yeah I know it's june, but there's a cold front moving through so I thought I'd break out my canada goose for a few days. what do you mean "do I have any gallon jugs under there?" do YOU have any gallon jugs under YOUR shirt? this is outrageous, I think I'd like to speak to your manager. actually let me just grab a pizza bagel real quick

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Poohs Packin posted:

Yeah but am I allowed to deadlift in my GYMSHARK brand razor tank while slamming a full gallon of creatine and whey protein slurry?

You've probably got the weakest substances in the room

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Oh hey mate. What? Oh it's 3.785L. Seriously? You still use gallons? Lol

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Also if you gently caress up and injure yourself the hospital is right there

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
looks like I'm bringing my TWO gallon jug to drink out of

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
:siren: lunk detected :siren:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Too many lunks in this thread…starting to feel uncomfortable

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




tornado sirens are really just town wide lunk alarms if you think about it

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Costco Meatballs posted:

looks like I'm bringing my TWO gallon jug to drink out of

I like to haul around one of those water cooler jugs. Really make sure I'm getting proper hydration, you know?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Costco Meatballs posted:

looks like I'm bringing my TWO gallon jug to drink out of

At the planet fitness getting my swole on with one of those novelty football helmets with the beer holders and straw but it's gallon jugs of water

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

16oz water bottles are available for purchase at the front counter, lunks :argh:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Smugworth posted:

16oz water bottles are available for purchase at the front counter, lunks :argh:

And have to refill it 8 times during my workout? Thank you but I’ll be spending my :10bux: elsewhere chum.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Dropping these weights is making me thristy!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Thinking to lunk

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
The true path of the Lunk is to go around giving unsolicited gym advice.

Whoa, whoa, bro. You gotta hold that row for at least 3 seconds every rep if you want to burn your lats.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

First they came for the lunks…

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Outrail posted:

92 year old with stage 4 lung cancer slowly picking through three reps on a 5lb barbell at the hospital gym

:pathetic:

Sounds like she just grunted SOUND THE LUNK ALARM

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Apparently my planet fitness was selected to start trialing automatic lunk-tracking sentry guns

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Still no response from management. I'm calling corporate

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Setting a new deadlift PR in front of Planet Fitness to protest ongoing anti-lunk persecution. Apparently Time magazine is putting me on the next cover. I'm just a man.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I grunted as I was doing the last rep of my set and it scared the Coldplay Housewife near me so bad that she had second thoughts about her own life and motivations

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Toxic Mental posted:

I grunted as I was doing the last rep of my set and it scared the Coldplay Housewife near me so bad that she had second thoughts about her own life and motivations

wow, gwyneth paltrow is a member at your local planet fitness?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Still no response from management. I'm calling corporate

Why don’t you just go back? They gonna deny you and call the cops? Cops are lunks and not allowed inside

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

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edit: the LUNK ALARM is turned off.... for now

bradzilla fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Jun 15, 2023

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

Peggy Edson posted:

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Finally I can lunk

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Peggy Edson posted:

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I’m one step closer to the edge and I’M ABOUT TO LUNK!!

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https://i.imgur.com/xuXBTA4.mp4

THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

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deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe

Peggy Edson posted:

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Is this like the Homeowner's Association of gym bullshit? I understand the weight slamming as thats both a safety issue and potential damage to their equipment but gently caress you if I can't drink water

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




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clearing my calendar now

6 uninterrupted hours of lifting, grunting, and tippin back the full gallon

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


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Hello.

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

Peggy Edson posted:

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What the gently caress is a body building tank top?

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Sorry op. Worked out so good you became what we hate the most. A inshape guy at a gym

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Peggy Edson posted:

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Peggy Edson posted:

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let's loving go baby

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pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023

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gimme da lunk

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I'm still working on the tag, just fyi.

Also just quit my job so I got more time to make it :getin: (my resignation doesn't take effect till next week tho :whitewater:)

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Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Grrr youre ruining the lepers colony!!!!!!

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