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The Bible
May 8, 2010

No more free pizza on Fridays.

At the gym.

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Wait what

Are you loving SERIOUS?

Yeah, you're not allowed to exercise at Planet Fitness or something.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Will ppl deliver pizzas to planet fitness or does that trigger some kind of ethics alarm? :thunk:

No, Planet Fitness provides the pizza. Tootsie Rolls, too.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Internetjack posted:

Do they provide salads, or fruit and vegetables as well?

Well, the pizza could have olives or tomatoes on it, so yeah.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

From planet fitness to planet shitlist. Seriously though what did you do? Take a poo poo on a treadmill and turn it up instead of off? :thunk:

Someone turned up a treadmill?

*LUNK ALARM*

The Bible
May 8, 2010

I. M. Gei posted:

Sit on another goon's shoulders and go in wearing an oversized trenchcoat.

Sounds like a weighted squat to me.

*slams Lunk Alarm*

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Mr.Acula posted:

If someone tried to tell me poo poo at a gym id smash their fuckin head between two dumbells

It wouldn't even be difficult because the heaviest dumbbells they have are 50lbs.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Brother Tadger posted:

What’re you, some kind of lunk lawyer?

*eyes the button, fingers twitching...*

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Hey guys, guys. Get this:

Planet FATness.

The Bible
May 8, 2010


Alright, that's it...

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Chief McHeath posted:

what if you were there alone and got attacked by some werewolves or something though

If you skip gym days because of every little excuse you're never going to gain any mass.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Costco Meatballs posted:

looks like I'm bringing my TWO gallon jug to drink out of

I like to haul around one of those water cooler jugs. Really make sure I'm getting proper hydration, you know?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

BigBadSteve posted:

Holy poo poo, so they have an actual alarms and flashing lights!

Nothing enchances a workout like sudden alarms and flashing lights.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

pacerwpg posted:

My shoulder is still kinda hosed up and I was doing straight-arm pulldowns with my right arm and I could only do 10 lb. I slapped 5 more lbs on and it wouldn't budge :negative:. I can OHP 140 lb but that 15 lb pulldown bested me

*Lunk Alarm blares*

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Treecko posted:

Gonna be jacked like Swartzeneger after this picking it up and putting it down shenanigans

Oh buddy you are so outta here...

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