I've been asked not to return to planet fitness

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The Hello Machine: Jul 19, 2021; I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

They just called you a lunk and kicked you out with no explanation huh. That's cold

# ¿ May 26, 2023 07:06

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:55

The Hello Machine: Jul 19, 2021; I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

How can they tell if you're judging or not

# ¿ May 27, 2023 01:30

The Hello Machine: Jul 19, 2021; I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

If I were accused of being a lunk I would refuse to enter a plea of guilty or not guilty. I would simply say "more weight"

# ¿ May 27, 2023 02:09

The Hello Machine: Jul 19, 2021; I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

You should go back and request a fair trial for the charge of 'lunk'

# ¿ May 27, 2023 15:37

The Hello Machine: Jul 19, 2021; I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Nooner posted:

What if you lift a really big weight and then right when you get it over your head you rip a huge wet fart and spray diarrhea all in your pants and then the lunk alarm goes off lol could you imagine?

# ¿ May 31, 2023 05:17

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