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I work out at Curves op, maybe there's one near you
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Why do we want lunks posting on the forums Can we just permaban all lunks on sight
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May 26, 2023 13:08
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I have reported all the lunks in this thread. Expect swift action from the GBS moderators
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May 26, 2023 20:18
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Is it weird to have a lunk alarm in my home gym
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May 26, 2023 22:48
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It's just in case any lunks sneak in I'll be alerted
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May 26, 2023 22:49
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Earwicker posted:wtf is wrong with tank tops If you have to ask you're a lunkhead
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May 26, 2023 23:12
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Konar posted:Would lunk alarm every one of these show boats
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May 27, 2023 00:20
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I’m going to own a gym where it’s just some black balloons with ton written on them tied to a broom handle so you can pretend you’re a cartoon strongman Colonel Cancer posted:
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May 27, 2023 03:09
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LUNK ALARM ^^^
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Nooner posted:What if you lift a really big weight and then right when you get it over your head you rip a huge wet fart and spray diarrhea all in your pants and then the link alarm goes off lol could you imagine? I'm always terrified because my lifts always rumble my tummy 
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May 27, 2023 03:17
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:my doctor says it wouldn't be medically healthy for me to get any more muscular and swole Yup same
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May 29, 2023 12:56
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Planet Fitness is pretty cunning in being a gym that just openly doesn't want people to actually exercise and makes a point of performatively judging the people who do  Lunk alarm
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May 29, 2023 14:51
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Lunks are the chuds of the gym world
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Jun 6, 2023 14:00
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Doctor Butts posted:I can't see needing to drink a whole gallon of water during a workout but the other issue is that folks who bring the gallon jug are the types to just leave their poo poo on equipment they aren't even using. ☝️☝️☝️ Amplifying this powerful voice This is now a NO LUNK ZONE 
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Jun 6, 2023 22:40
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You Are A Elf posted:So basically show up to our judgement-free zone wearing nothing but a cartoon oak barrel with red suspenders, have literally nothing else on you, and be loving quiet. *Taps sign* Smugworth posted:This is now a NO LUNK ZONE
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Jun 7, 2023 01:34
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See a distinct lack of lunk posting lately. Looks like the lunk alarm is working. 
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Jun 7, 2023 20:03
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Who do you think is keeping all the lunks out
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Jun 7, 2023 20:07
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I have asked Seth to put in a request to make me planet fitness IK. All lunks are getting chain probed when it goes through. You have been warned.
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Jun 7, 2023 20:33
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16oz water bottles are available for purchase at the front counter, lunks 
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Jun 9, 2023 10:53
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Apparently my planet fitness was selected to start trialing automatic lunk-tracking sentry guns
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Jun 11, 2023 13:52
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And stay out
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Jun 14, 2023 22:46
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Nooner posted:In da lunk zone right now irl Dip rack for bodyweight exercises Low weight dumbbells Barbell with no weights Nooner you are safely out of the lunk zone, proceed
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Jun 15, 2023 02:22
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Zugzwang posted:You're literally not allowed to deadlift at Planet Fitness. You probably also can't yell in Icelandic, but I'm not sure Body weight squats with weighted wristbands should be all the leg day anybody needs
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Jun 15, 2023 13:20
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I fuckin hate lunks
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Jun 15, 2023 22:38
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Bad Purchase posted:i lift barefoot in my garbage on my luscious horse stall mats
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Jun 15, 2023 23:19
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Deki posted:I triggered the lunk alarm today! Reported
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Jun 16, 2023 02:36
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No bottles over 1 gallon
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Jun 22, 2023 01:16
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I. M. Gei posted:I'm gonna do a deadlift today Try a handful of body weight squats, that's all the leg day anyone should ever need
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Jun 22, 2023 03:28
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Lunk alerts off the charts I'm declaring a lunkmergency 
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Jul 7, 2023 16:02
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Weighted wrist and ankle bands are the only workout equipment anyone should ever need
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Jul 7, 2023 21:14
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Saalkin posted:This morning some loving clown was putting his phone, waterbottle and hoodie on a machine then he'd go use a different one. gently caress off with this poo poo it's busy if you aren't actively at the machine you don't get to save it. gently caress you. Oh yeah that's Slugworth he's a friend of mine
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Jul 19, 2023 15:36
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thot lunks in the basement
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Jul 19, 2023 19:06
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I do weighted squats with 2lb wrist and ankle bands in my basement squat rack  Not an alarm in sight
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Jul 20, 2023 13:43
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:might wanna go up on those weights, Mad Cats are omnimechs and only the best of the best clan warriors are assigned to them Sir this is a judgement free zone
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Jul 20, 2023 14:01
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Overdog posted:I guess gyms can ban out of shape sweaty losers if they want to then huh? Only let the studs in. Like the opposite of planet shitness. Put up a big sign that says "no dweebs". Cant do nothin about it.
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Jul 21, 2023 01:58
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Nooner posted:Gdamn who the gently caress is the moron buying pac man pre workout when you could be buying the Goku one like lmbo yeah pac man that's who I wanna get swole like Pacman is my fitness idol actually I'm feeling quite judged at the moment
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Jul 21, 2023 18:54
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Bad Purchase posted:i like to imagine all of the little pellets pacman eats are eggs It's how he stays so fit
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Jul 21, 2023 19:04
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Why would anyone cancel
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Prototype of some of the new equipment the new CEO wants to bring in
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