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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
My pig husband expects me to eat out of a Tupperware that he hasn't washed after keeping cat food in it and now he's trying to find people on the internet to back him up. This is just like the floor toothbrush argument again and I'm considering separating.

He's also very clumsy

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Username post combo

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Divorce him amd then come hop on this dilz

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


beer gas canister posted:

Username post combo

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
if it ends up not working out, can I have his number?

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
would he reuse it if it was your food and not the cat's? he might love the cat more than he loves you, sorry op

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
So wait...you're married to a pig? As in literal swine??

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


Nothing wrong with keeping your toothbrush on the floor! :mad:

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

sporkstand posted:

So wait...you're married to a pig? As in literal swine??
Honestly holding the pig to some pretty unrealistic standards.

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Too many women put up with weaponized incompetence do the right thing OP and divorce your loser spouse

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


If you canít eat something thatís touched cat food because itís too dirty imagine how your cat feels eating that garbage

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


lol thats so gross wtf is wrong with him?

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

sporkstand posted:

So wait...you're married to a pig? As in literal swine??

We met filming Instagram reels on the beach

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That's gross OP. Why would you marry a pig? Do you live in West Virginia or something?

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
This will all be meaningless when the oceans engulf us.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Once you get toxo you wont care!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Eat the cat food.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


I bet your husband is one of those doesnít-wipe-his-butt-because-itís-gay guys, isnít he?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

:sever:

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
Honey? Is that you?

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Please only communicate via our attorneys

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
For Godís sake, the cat food is marked safe for human consumption, and you said yourself that it smelled delicious.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I bet your husband is one of those doesn’t-wipe-his-butt-because-it’s-gay guys, isn’t he?

What's wrong with that?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




You're supposed to post this anonymously in the /relationships thread.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

My pig husband expects me to eat out of a Tupperware that he hasn't washed after keeping cat food in it and now he's trying to find people on the internet to back him up. This is just like the floor toothbrush argument again and I'm considering separating.

He's also very clumsy

leave him and take the tupperware

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

my pig husband

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

GolfHole posted:

take my pig husband, please

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Nothing wrong with keeping your toothbrush on the floor! :mad:

And what, have it next to your pizza?

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
:sever:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

where the hell you allowed to marry a pig

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

i donít think that pigs can issue consent but im not a pig psychologist so idk :shrug:

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Oh man, think of all the gross poo poo he does that you DON'T know about.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Dinosaur Gum
Look At This Pig's Unwashed Catfood Tupperware

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Oh man, think of all the gross poo poo he does that you DON'T know about.

Medium Chungus
Feb 19, 2012

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Divorce him amd then come hop on this dilz

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

i still donít quite have this pig husband thing figured out i donít think

who allowed that to happen and under what jurisdiction

Lister
Apr 23, 2004

One time I ate a tin of cat food at a house party when I was really high.

52623
May 26, 2023
"honey we're gonna have a tinned fish competition in the kitchen"

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Once you get toxo you wont care!

OP didnít say their husband was trying to force them to eat food stored in the unwashed litter pan.

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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
Cat food is for cats

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