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Controversial Top 10 reasons firefly was cancelled
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 03:56 |
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Cowboys? In space???
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Remember when they made that cowboys vs aliens movie back in like 2012ish I want to say?
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Nooner posted:Remember when they made that cowboys vs aliens movie back in like 2012ish I want to say? yeah it sucked
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Oh that lovely spin off of Cleopatra 2525? I don't know what she was thinking going into space. Ridiculous.
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Is that a youtube link???? Nice try, Gurf.
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Firefly was a fine series, no worse than whatever other Sci fi was being farted out at the time. Lamenting it as some underappreciated masterpiece is lol.
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OP its been years since i was owned in that particular way
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Its a 20 year old show, move on and watch some other lovely space show.
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The expance is less lovely, but only slightly less.
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The actual episode plots mostly just weren't very good. Like there's that one where they're raided by salvagers who want to steal the ship for scrap - they go back and forth trying to escape and eventually Adam Baldwin shoots them dead with his gun. It's just totally missing the part where there's some twist or character growth as part of the finale. No one learns anything. The crew just has a straightforward fight with the baddies and wins by fighting better.
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Firefly has always sucked.
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In the lore or whatever China played a massive part in colonizing the galaxy. You can really see it in the set dressing in the first episode. You know what you can't see, throughout the whole show? Chinese people. Joss Whedon wanted signs with Chinese characters but not any Chinese people lol.
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*settles the crosshairs of his monstrously long suppressed sniper rifle squarely on WAR CRIME GIGOLO's box-shaped head* Looks like you're cancelled, WCG. Cancelled...forever
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op uses rant tag then posts an op containing solely a link. gently caress you, op
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Whatever happened to joss whedon, his stuff was pretty good
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Smugworth posted:Whatever happened to joss whedon, his stuff was pretty good Lol Buffy super fan spotted
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Duck and Cover posted:Oh that lovely spin off of Cleopatra 2525? I don't know what she was thinking going into space. Ridiculous. ![]()
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It's been 20 fuckin years, let it go.
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imagine if there was a way to combine rickrolling and goatse, like that shakira gif that segues into canned chicken
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1. It was boring
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lol Remember when the Firefly movie came out and all the Joss Whedon dweebs here were like "This is gonna be a MONSTER hit!! My theater was packed opening night!!!" which then gave way to "everyone, go buy tickets to see it again, we have to make sure this is a success" followed by "how did this movie lose money??? firefly was so good!!!"
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It was clearly one of the top twenty sci fi space shows based on westerns
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They hold lead paint against gen x and boomers, they gonna hold the Joss Whedon fandom against all of us someday in much the same way. We’re not gonna beat them allegations.
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i like when things start to look serious and the guy just quips at the villain ELL OH ELL
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You see this is a world where the prostitutes really love their clients, and it's always their choice. So it's actually classy and more like a modern Geisha. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go after hours to do costume fittings with women who would absolutely elect to spend time doing this with me if I wasn't their boss. It's difficult being such a feminist.
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Nooner posted:Remember when they made that cowboys vs aliens movie back in like 2012ish I want to say? olives black posted:yeah it sucked
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Pajser posted:The expance is less lovely, but only slightly less. They killed off their sex pest so that's a + imo
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Karma Comedian posted:They killed off their sex pest so that's a + imo Wait was one of the characters a sex pest or one of the actors though
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I barely watched TV for a long time and checked out Firefly. I didn’t make it more than a few episodes. TV just didn’t have the budget to support good sci fi and fans took what they could get and loved it. But most of it was not good.
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Remember the pretty lady who was a sex worker
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Cowboy Bebop ripoff. ![]()
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Sophy Wackles posted:Cowboy Bebop ripoff. Really Outlaw Star which is even funnier b/c it means Whedon was watching Toonami alongside all of our kid asses
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whoa we found a naked hot young girl just out in the world he lily white skin and lifted from the real world race relations tell us this is a BIG DEAL oh gently caress she has powers
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Toxic Mental posted:lol Remember when the Firefly movie came out and all the Joss Whedon dweebs here were like "This is gonna be a MONSTER hit!! My theater was packed opening night!!!" which then gave way to "everyone, go buy tickets to see it again, we have to make sure this is a success" followed by "how did this movie lose money??? firefly was so good!!!" Lol yes, at least one guy bought out a theater to try to save it. A coworker responsible for administering Myers-Briggs tests was going to be on vacation when the Ghostbusters reboot came out but bought tickets anyway to “support the message.”
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mind the walrus posted:Really Outlaw Star which is even funnier b/c it means Whedon was watching Toonami alongside all of our kid asses Please don't accuse someone of watching anime without evidence, it could be very damaging to their reputation
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Its par the course given that weirdo whedon
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ikanreed posted:It was clearly one of the top twenty sci fi space shows based on westerns They’re all based on Westerns, though. At least everything based on or inspired by Star Trek is.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 03:56 |
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Smugworth posted:Whatever happened to joss whedon, his stuff was pretty good he's a pedophile
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