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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
My buddy bought a real doll.

Iíve know the guy a long time. Weíve been friends since we were in middle school, so this isnít that shocking to me. Same with our other mutual friends who have known him a long time as well. It just sort of makes sense for him, I guess.

So anyway, I went over his house last night, and this is the first time Iíd been there since he bought the real doll. I donít know why I was expecting it to be put away, but it was just sitting right at his kitchen table. It was a bit weird hanging out on his couch and playing video games with that thing just sitting there looking at us in the dark. Definitely kind of creepy.

Over the night we had a couple drinks and smoked some weed. And then at some point he gets up and goes to the bathroom. Iím just sitting there alone (except for the doll) and I figure I may as well see how far fake boob technology has come. So I got up and I squeezed the dollís tits.

Gotta sayÖ I was actually very impressed. I was expecting them to feel idk harder and more artificial? But they felt pretty close to a pair of boobs to me.

So yeah, if any goons were on the fence about buying a real doll because they were worried the boobs wouldnít feel good, you can purchase with confidence now.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Any other reviewers care to weigh in?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Dinosaur Gum
I can't believe you cucked your buddy's RealDoll like that

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

I presume you received consent to touch her breasts op?

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

jimin
what video games did you play while chaperoned by a silicone effigy

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




shoulda hosed it

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Honestly how incredibly repulsive

My brain cringes in horror, sorry

[I mean buying one, having it out for others to see it especially, but all of it]

Off to blessed thread real quick

Spinz fucked around with this message at 17:19 on May 28, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Eiffel tower her bro

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Gonna be touching as hell when the small town you guys live in rallies around your friend, and he eventually finds the strength to no longer need his realdoll.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Spinz posted:

Honestly how incredibly repulsive

My brain cringes in horror, sorry

[I mean buying one, having it out for others to see it]

don't talk about his wife that way lady

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

jimin
op should ask his friend what it was like filming for barbie

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

cumpantry posted:

op should ask his friend what it was like filming for barbie

is Ryan Gosling famously a realdoll owner?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
I SECRETLY PHOTO STRANGERS SO I CAN POST THEM AND LAUGH AT HOW FAT THEY ARE. I'M DEFINITELY NOT A TOTAL CREEP.
Nap Ghost
Was she clothed?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

What's it like sitting in a dark room next to your friend's jizz receptacle

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

I watched anime once and now I am a transbian that wastes all her money on thigh highs

Bloodfart McCoy posted:


So yeah, if any goons were on the fence about buying a real doll because they were worried the boobs wouldn’t feel good, you can purchase with confidence now.

That is not what I'm worried about.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

It was a bit weird hanging out on his couch and playing video games with that thing just sitting there looking at us in the dark. Definitely kind of creepy.

This is.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub, I'm ripped!
I think this is how an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark started

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Jillian poo poo posted:

I presume you received consent to touch her breasts op?

Not from him.

The doll said it was fine though.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Did it have the throatating insert with the slop tray and barf switch? Or at least the latest slack colon patch?

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

sticksy posted:

Was she clothed?

I'd never considered this when reading about realdolls. Do they come with an outfit? Or, do you go out and buy clothes for it? Does it just sit in your kitchen naked all day?

Realdoll creepy factor just increased by about 30%.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

:yikesaroo:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




how do you know it was a real realdoll and not some cheap knockoff, did you check the hologram?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Someone link the thread of that thrush faced guy and his real doll adventures

Also OP when your friend finds out heís gonna divorce the doll and then youíll have to take her in

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

Certified 1993 Toyota Previa Passenger
What did he have it dressed in?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Bad Purchase posted:

how do you know it was a real realdoll and not some cheap knockoff, did you check the hologram?
Showing your whole rear end here thinking someone wouldn't immediately be able to tell the difference.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Corn Glizzy posted:

Someone link the thread of that thrush faced guy and his real doll adventures

No, don't. Of all the things I've read on SA that was the worst, most depressing, sad tale I've ever read. That is saying a lot.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

So what name/words did he use to refer to the doll, OP?

My money is on ďmotherĒ, personally

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Konar posted:

What did he have it dressed in?

I forget but she was clothed. I think it was just a tshirt and shorts.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Internetjack posted:

I'd never considered this when reading about realdolls. Do they come with an outfit? Or, do you go out and buy clothes for it? Does it just sit in your kitchen naked all day?

Realdoll creepy factor just increased by about 30%.

You let them pick out their own clothes :jerkbag:

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Thereís no way you didnít snap a pic. Donít hold out on us

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

Certified 1993 Toyota Previa Passenger
Would your friend have been pissed if he had come out of the bathroom and you were up to your elbows feeling up his woman???

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Konar posted:

Would your friend have been pissed if he had come out of the bathroom and you were up to your elbows feeling up his woman???

Imagining them getting in a fight, first a terrible argument as only friends can, then drunken swings, a blow connects, they grapple and stagger spilling beer

While she watches

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Spinz posted:

Imagining them getting in a fight, first a terrible argument as only friends can, then drunken swings, a blow connects, they grapple and stagger spilling beer

While she watches

It ends with them Dutch dooring her.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Dinosaur Gum

Szyznyk posted:

It ends with them Dutch dooring her.

New post General Bullshit --> Spit-roasted a RealDoll while hi-fiving my real bro!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


he might have jizzed on those boobs. would you stick your fingers in a friends fleshlight without his permission? bad manners OP.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

Internetjack posted:

I'd never considered this when reading about realdolls. Do they come with an outfit? Or, do you go out and buy clothes for it? Does it just sit in your kitchen naked all day?

Realdoll creepy factor just increased by about 30%.

They come with a duster jacket and an eye patch but you can buy other clothes for them if you want

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Thereís no way you didnít snap a pic. Donít hold out on us

I considered it, but if that photo ended up getting out I feel like my buddy would have been legit pissed. Donít want to embarrass my friend anymore than heís embarrassing himself.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

he might have jizzed on those boobs. would you stick your fingers in a friends fleshlight without his permission? bad manners OP.

I considered this as well and I kept my hand above the shirt like a gentleman.

Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 19:22 on May 28, 2023

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Flowers for QAnon posted:

There’s no way you didn’t snap a pic. Don’t hold out on us

You don't just take random pics of some guy's wife, dude

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

You sure it wasn't a real lady, and your friend and her were having a laugh at your expense when you left?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


this is good to know should I touch a titty one day

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.


Whatever stops them from breeding, I guess.

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