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My buddy bought a real doll. I’ve know the guy a long time. We’ve been friends since we were in middle school, so this isn’t that shocking to me. Same with our other mutual friends who have known him a long time as well. It just sort of makes sense for him, I guess. So anyway, I went over his house last night, and this is the first time I’d been there since he bought the real doll. I don’t know why I was expecting it to be put away, but it was just sitting right at his kitchen table. It was a bit weird hanging out on his couch and playing video games with that thing just sitting there looking at us in the dark. Definitely kind of creepy. Over the night we had a couple drinks and smoked some weed. And then at some point he gets up and goes to the bathroom. I’m just sitting there alone (except for the doll) and I figure I may as well see how far fake boob technology has come. So I got up and I squeezed the doll’s tits. Gotta say… I was actually very impressed. I was expecting them to feel idk harder and more artificial? But they felt pretty close to a pair of boobs to me. So yeah, if any goons were on the fence about buying a real doll because they were worried the boobs wouldn’t feel good, you can purchase with confidence now.
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Any other reviewers care to weigh in?
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May 28, 2023 16:36
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I can't believe you cucked your buddy's RealDoll like that
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May 28, 2023 16:36
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I presume you received consent to touch her breasts op?
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May 28, 2023 16:46
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what video games did you play while chaperoned by a silicone effigy
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May 28, 2023 16:47
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shoulda hosed it
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May 28, 2023 16:50
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Honestly how incredibly repulsive My brain cringes in horror, sorry [I mean buying one, having it out for others to see it especially, but all of it] Off to blessed thread real quick Spinz fucked around with this message at 17:19 on May 28, 2023 |
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May 28, 2023 16:55
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Eiffel tower her bro
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May 28, 2023 16:57
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Gonna be touching as hell when the small town you guys live in rallies around your friend, and he eventually finds the strength to no longer need his realdoll.
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May 28, 2023 17:04
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Spinz posted:Honestly how incredibly repulsive don't talk about his wife that way lady
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May 28, 2023 17:06
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op should ask his friend what it was like filming for barbie
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May 28, 2023 17:07
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cumpantry posted:op should ask his friend what it was like filming for barbie is Ryan Gosling famously a realdoll owner?
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May 28, 2023 17:10
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Was she clothed?
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May 28, 2023 17:12
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What's it like sitting in a dark room next to your friend's jizz receptacle
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May 28, 2023 17:12
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
That is not what I'm worried about. Bloodfart McCoy posted:It was a bit weird hanging out on his couch and playing video games with that thing just sitting there looking at us in the dark. Definitely kind of creepy. This is.
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May 28, 2023 17:14
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I think this is how an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark started
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May 28, 2023 17:18
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Jillian poo poo posted:I presume you received consent to touch her breasts op? Not from him. The doll said it was fine though.
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May 28, 2023 17:22
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Did it have the throatating insert with the slop tray and barf switch? Or at least the latest slack colon patch?
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May 28, 2023 17:39
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sticksy posted:Was she clothed? I'd never considered this when reading about realdolls. Do they come with an outfit? Or, do you go out and buy clothes for it? Does it just sit in your kitchen naked all day? Realdoll creepy factor just increased by about 30%.
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May 28, 2023 17:57
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May 28, 2023 17:59
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how do you know it was a real realdoll and not some cheap knockoff, did you check the hologram?
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May 28, 2023 18:01
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Someone link the thread of that thrush faced guy and his real doll adventures Also OP when your friend finds out he’s gonna divorce the doll and then you’ll have to take her in
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May 28, 2023 18:02
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What did he have it dressed in?
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Bad Purchase posted:how do you know it was a real realdoll and not some cheap knockoff, did you check the hologram?
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Corn Glizzy posted:Someone link the thread of that thrush faced guy and his real doll adventures No, don't. Of all the things I've read on SA that was the worst, most depressing, sad tale I've ever read. That is saying a lot.
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May 28, 2023 18:11
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So what name/words did he use to refer to the doll, OP? My money is on “mother”, personally
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May 28, 2023 18:13
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Konar posted:What did he have it dressed in? I forget but she was clothed. I think it was just a tshirt and shorts.
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Internetjack posted:I'd never considered this when reading about realdolls. Do they come with an outfit? Or, do you go out and buy clothes for it? Does it just sit in your kitchen naked all day? You let them pick out their own clothes 
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May 28, 2023 18:22
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There’s no way you didn’t snap a pic. Don’t hold out on us
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May 28, 2023 18:22
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Would your friend have been pissed if he had come out of the bathroom and you were up to your elbows feeling up his woman???
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May 28, 2023 18:23
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Konar posted:Would your friend have been pissed if he had come out of the bathroom and you were up to your elbows feeling up his woman??? Imagining them getting in a fight, first a terrible argument as only friends can, then drunken swings, a blow connects, they grapple and stagger spilling beer While she watches
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May 28, 2023 18:36
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Spinz posted:Imagining them getting in a fight, first a terrible argument as only friends can, then drunken swings, a blow connects, they grapple and stagger spilling beer It ends with them Dutch dooring her.
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May 28, 2023 18:47
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Szyznyk posted:It ends with them Dutch dooring her. New post General Bullshit --> Spit-roasted a RealDoll while hi-fiving my real bro!
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May 28, 2023 18:55
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he might have jizzed on those boobs. would you stick your fingers in a friends fleshlight without his permission? bad manners OP.
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May 28, 2023 18:58
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Internetjack posted:I'd never considered this when reading about realdolls. Do they come with an outfit? Or, do you go out and buy clothes for it? Does it just sit in your kitchen naked all day? They come with a duster jacket and an eye patch but you can buy other clothes for them if you want
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May 28, 2023 19:00
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Flowers for QAnon posted:There’s no way you didn’t snap a pic. Don’t hold out on us I considered it, but if that photo ended up getting out I feel like my buddy would have been legit pissed. Don’t want to embarrass my friend anymore than he’s embarrassing himself. Panic! At The Tesco posted:he might have jizzed on those boobs. would you stick your fingers in a friends fleshlight without his permission? bad manners OP. I considered this as well and I kept my hand above the shirt like a gentleman. Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 19:22 on May 28, 2023 |
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May 28, 2023 19:14
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Flowers for QAnon posted:There’s no way you didn’t snap a pic. Don’t hold out on us You don't just take random pics of some guy's wife, dude
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May 28, 2023 19:16
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You sure it wasn't a real lady, and your friend and her were having a laugh at your expense when you left?
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May 28, 2023 19:34
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this is good to know should I touch a titty one day
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