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Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
Here I am the lonely poster
steering clear of your precious threads
made my own like a roller coaster
applying all of my intellect

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Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
i bet you want to poo poo up this thread
the threat is that you could
all you have to do is use your head
a few of you probably would

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
hark ye fine lads, to when we say gurf
lost to times rear end, I imagine the worst
where do phrases go when we move on
in my feeble mind I guess that's nuanced

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

jimin
gay thread
gay clothes
especially
the pantiehose

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
hooray thread
hooray to my clothes
indubitably
thats good to know

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


this thread is dying on the vine,
im glad it's not a thread of mine,
what follows soon shall come to pass,
voted 1 ban OP and :gas:

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
post in the respective thread when you take a poo poo or piss
this thread is about the stanza and not the limerick
awful energy collects like a clinging vapor
from thread-poo poo's brainstorms and the associated labor

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
There once was a man from Lent
Whose dick was so long it was bent
He said with a grin, and come cum on his chin
Instead of cumming I went
Edit: Hmmm... I may have mixed up my limmerics here

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
a post about a golden ring
the one that ruled gbs
such infamy that post would bring
the ten dollars spent was deliberate

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
the few first posts are cringe-inducing
but I bet yours are probate producing
an open letter to the lurker
for a fun exercise look no further
:justpost:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


OPís mom is the very best
Big olí tiddies on her chest
I watch em bounce to and fro
Sheís always up for another go

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

OPís mom is the very best
Big olí tiddies on her chest
I watch em bounce to and fro
Sheís always up for another go

your mom is really a cut above
she spends on the things that you love
if its about your mom we want more
or watch someone start a flame war

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

OPís mom is the very best
Big olí tiddies on her chest
I watch em bounce to and fro
Sheís always up for another go


Passive Aggreeable posted:

your mom is really a cut above
she spends on the things that you love
if its about your mom we want more
or watch someone start a flame war

you guys are good at this

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress
Suck suck suck suck
Iíll bang your wife
You cuck cuck cuck cuck

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



A thread somewhat similar to mine
Who knows, it might do fine
The pen is mightier than the sword
I will see you in court

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you guys are good at this

Skeleton boner, how does it work?
No blood or ligaments to make it jerk
Some magic or wizardry, is that the key?
No, itís just Lego, a plastic peepee.

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."

Geemer posted:

A thread somewhat similar to mine
Who knows, it might do fine
The pen is mightier than the sword
I will see you in court

that's not the impression I wanted to evoke
some people do it as a masterstroke
I've seen it sparingly in this artistic desert
like it might be because of the lack of effort

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


Passive Aggreeable posted:

your mom is really a cut above
she spends on the things that you love
if its about your mom we want more
or watch someone start a flame war

One two three four
I declare a flame war
I meet your mom evíry day for lunch
Upon her rear end I eagerly munch

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Skeleton boner, how does it work?
No blood or ligaments to make it jerk
Some magic or wizardry, is that the key?
No, itís just Lego, a plastic peepee.

lol

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
I didn't speak for myself, I spoke for us all
We really think your mom has it all
Its not a bad thing that she gets around
Its a sad thing that you're crying out loud

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Could be doing something else instead
We should really gas this thread
Not doing anything exciting like getting head
But I still think we should gas this thread

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Verse with lines that number four?
I will keep one line in store.
I'll save it for another time,

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."

Jelly posted:

Could be doing something else instead
We should really gas this thread
Not doing anything exciting like getting head
But I still think we should gas this thread

as they say, idle hands are the devil's workshop
I'm glad you posted according to the format
its a departure from banging your mom nonstop
I'm not very creative at that

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


Railing moms is low hanging fruit
Just like her boobs when I give her the root
I canít hold back when they swing in my face
By the way Iím your dad

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
try not to have a heart attack
your mom ate some dillz and now shes fat
the last time i was with her i spotted
three fedoras hanging by the lamplight

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
by page two I'll be sober
by page twenty-two I'll feel fine
better posting in sunnier weather
posting with you in my mind
:guitar:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


Passive Aggreeable posted:

try not to have a heart attack
your mom ate some dillz and now shes fat
the last time i was with her i spotted
three fedoras hanging by the lamplight

One fedora, two fedoras, three fedoras, four
Your mom takes more dick than a sporting goods store
I saw her at the driving range scooping up balls
Met her in the menís room, she tugged me in the stall

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
I introduced your mom to chatgpt
she said where ess the pp
chatgpt said it was inappropriate
but your mom is so hot dagnabbit

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
I tricked your mom with my wicked demeanor
Told her I hurt myself and she believed it
Now she is in love with who I am
Can't tell you why I did it or when it began

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Boss makes a billion
I make a buck
Thatís why I gently caress
In the company truck

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
who wants to read a verse by a neet
or by a username about anime feet
I'll think about it as I go to sleep
in my regards, goondolences, I keep

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Do some soccer practice with the water polo team
Do some track and field on the football green
Go to the locker room, do some weight training
Dude it would be real hot if we joined the Army

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Knifed some jerk in Brombleten,
Got sentenced from five to ten.
Eat a slaw dog that isn't cold
Will brew some wine with some mold

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
I woke up this morning out of my body
I stared at my reflection, I am not there
instead of acting out a comic book plot that's shoddy
Invisibly I can post and push you down the stairs

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
These verses are pretty bad OP
There's not any rhythm or time
You're failing at the basic task
Of simply making them rhyme

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I'm glad others are posting here
Your submissions aren't really the best
What would make this thread really soar
Is if you posted in it less

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
my posts suck while yours are great
rhythm was inferred
yours was the worst by far wait
here's the bird

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

nards by name, nards by reputation
Hey I see you guys are posting
four-line lyrics in this thread (in this thread)
I was wondering if I could join you
While I give your father some righteous head (righteous head)

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Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
there really is no need for all posts to be songlike and poo poo
so he inadvertently brought something up of merit
a verse could be lines of text in poem for instance
I like it when it is less defined in spirit

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