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You'd be amazed at how cool a guy in his mid thirties looks when he's turning a sick 'rtwheel. I'd never let anyone see but if they did they'd probably compliment me on my form. I also bring a lot of power to my 'rtwheels. I really get into it. I'll grunt sometimes when I cartwheel. Just feeling the raw human power flowing through my body in the form of pure grace and athleticism.
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im calling the police
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GolfHole posted:im calling the police Why would you stifle free expression? ![]()
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ableist much op?
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how come people didnt evolve to call cartwheels "carwheels"
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its even one less letter, what the HECK is wrong with us????
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NoiseAnnoys posted:ableist much op? My cartwheels can be enjoyed by anyone. Even the blind can experience the tingling in the air when I bust a sweet rear end 'rtwheel
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I don't believe you. Need video evidence
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i jump up and do a pull up on everything i possibly can
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Literally A Person posted:My cartwheels can be enjoyed by anyone. Even the blind can experience the tingling in the air when I bust a sweet rear end 'rtwheel thats af art
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i've never been able to pull one off, how do you do it??
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fartwheel
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verbal enema posted:fartwheel IT WAS A GRUNT
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Literally A Person posted:IT WAS A GRUNT a grunart
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Literally A Person posted:'rtwheel ![]()
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Same but a kip up![]()
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you can't say cartwheel in cspam due to it containing the word "c*r"
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Just tried a ‘rtwheel and now most of my spine is hanging out of my rear end like a tail
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i have a sprained wrist from drunkenly horsing around with my siblings a week ago and this talk of cartwheels is causing me actionable distress.
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If I'm outside carrying a broom/rake/shovel, and by myself, I can't help doing staff katas. Spinning that thing all over the place. It's fun. More power to you OP.
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Internetjack posted:If I'm outside carrying a broom/rake/shovel, and by myself, I can't help doing staff katas. Spinning that thing all over the place. It's fun. More power to you OP. i loved your work in that early internet viral video, btw.
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Smugworth posted:Same but a kip up Rock's kip ups were the absolute best
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You must be doing a lot of cartwheels, OP. Like I’m surprised you even have time to post.
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I tried to do a cartwheel last week and, predictably, I died.
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sometimes i fart right into my hand and sprinkle it on the stars
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Internetjack posted:If I'm outside carrying a broom/rake/shovel, and by myself, I can't help doing staff katas. Spinning that thing all over the place. It's fun. More power to you OP. On a very slow tuesday night, when I was working in a liqour store, a girl walked in and caught me wearing a wine box on my head like the pope hat. (she was the first cutomer in over an hour - I was bored)
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NoiseAnnoys posted:i loved your work in that early internet viral video, btw. ![]()
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seems dangerous to cartwheel alone. what if you mess up and break your neck? they just find you lying there with a broken neck and are like wtf happened to this dude? not for me thanks
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Literally A Person posted:Why would you stifle free expression? That's what the police are for OP.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:seems dangerous to cartwheel alone. what if you mess up and break your neck? they just find you lying there with a broken neck and are like wtf happened to this dude? not for me thanks I'll admit my "I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE CARTWHEELS" t-shirt may tip them off.
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Literally A Person posted:You'd be amazed at how cool a guy in his mid thirties looks when he's turning a sick 'rtwheel. I'd never let anyone see but if they did they'd probably compliment me on my form. I also bring a lot of power to my 'rtwheels. I really get into it. I'll grunt sometimes when I cartwheel. Just feeling the raw human power flowing through my body in the form of pure grace and athleticism. Are you wearing pants during this?
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BigBadSteve posted:Are you wearing pants during this? I'm not some kind of prevert. I wear a nude colored unitard.
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpmDLQ8OIQA/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D
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Now I get it. OP's username is just the max occupancy of the room any time he plans on doing something fun. Mod challenge proposal: LAP has to post a video of himself doing one of these allegedly sick rear end cartwheels.
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old people poo poo talking a solid cartwheel without realizing how terrifying it can be for old people to do a cartwheel
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Cockwheels
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Devils Affricate posted:Now I get it. OP's username is just the max occupancy of the room any time he plans on doing something fun. My 'rtwheels so powerful it'd cause you and everyone else in the the thread PSYCHIC DAMAGE
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I'm doing cartwheels right now. IN MY MIND!
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I've been watching you do cartwheels for years op, frankly it's kinda hot
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TontoCorazon posted:I've been watching you do cartwheels for years op, frankly it's kinda hot ![]()
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