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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Multiple youtube stars have mastered the sport of boxing. One even beat Floyd Mayweather, who used to be one of the best boxers to ever live (before the youtuber star beat him ofc)
It's more of an entertainment sport now, like professional wrestling, with the exception that it isn't entertaining

I could watch Tyson for hours though. That guy was a monster on earth.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Swiss cheese brain sports are crazy now that we know more about CTE
Think of all the people who never make any real money for getting jelly brain

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Valko posted:

You punch like you take it up the rear end, OP.

You wouldn't be saying that if you've ever been punched by someone who takes it up the rear end

edit: they call me.... Fruit Punch

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 01:37 on May 30, 2023

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
boxing should be in the nude, like the original olympics

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
I hear Uwe Boll boxes

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Boxing is pretty cool to watch but anyone who's taken a hard head hit knows exactly how dangerous it is imo

Which makes it more barbaric and fun to watch

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
I love boxing lingo. "He's stickin & shiting so you gotta start shuckin & suckin, champ! When he goes for the Ramsey roll, uppercrossjab or it's all over!"

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
gently caress the rules I'mma box someone right in the sack, just go to town like it's one of those training bags Bugs Bunny style.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






"Is Butterbean OK?"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89GuSVcFkMQ

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Valko posted:

Say it to a boxers face, dumbass. You are lucky that most gyms will ban members who start street fights.

You punch like you take it up the rear end, OP.

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lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
settle down there champ

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Valko posted:

Say it to a boxers face, dumbass. You are lucky that most gyms will ban members who start street fights.

You punch like you take it up the rear end, OP.

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This is why public displays of boxing should be illegal and public displays of sodomy should be legal

Everything is backwards smdh

The Bible
May 8, 2010

All sports are boring and professional sports are just competitions to see who can dope the most without getting caught.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Valko posted:

Say it to a boxers face, dumbass. You are lucky that most gyms will ban members who start street fights.

You punch like you take it up the rear end, OP.

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Yup. Way out of line. Thanks boss.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The Bible posted:

All sports are boring and professional sports are just competitions to see who can dope the most without getting caught.

Non sports doer spotted

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Colonel Cancer posted:

Non sports doer spotted

Actually, I box. Not well, granted. It would be boring to watch me.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 02:33 on May 30, 2023

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I think soccer is about who can pretend to be hurt the best instead of who can do the most drugs without getting caught

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Valko posted:

Say it to a boxers face, dumbass. You are lucky that most gyms will ban members who start street fights.

You punch like you take it up the rear end, OP.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

This is like when you call NASCAR boring as gently caress and someone is like "Do you know how much skill it takes to drive that fast?"

No, not really, probably a lot. It takes a lot of skill to write Windows NT drivers too but no one wants to watch you do it.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The Bible posted:

Actually, I box. Not well, granted. It would be boring to watch me.

I dunno, you think you can go the distance with this fox in sox?

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Valko posted:

Say it to a boxers face, dumbass. You are lucky that most gyms will ban members who start street fights.

You punch like you take it up the rear end, OP.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

just here from the LC admiring a cool post lol

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Barudak posted:

I dunno, you think you can go the distance with this fox in sox?

IDK, I could probably take Lowtax, at least.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

The Bible posted:

IDK, I could probably take Lowtax, at least.

Like right now, or...?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Jelly posted:

Like right now, or...?

Yeah, IDK about him in his prime. No telling what he could do with all that Mangosteen he was on.

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
Head Movement!

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

The Bible posted:

This is like when you call NASCAR boring as gently caress and someone is like "Do you know how much skill it takes to drive that fast?"

No, not really, probably a lot. It takes a lot of skill to write Windows NT drivers too but no one wants to watch you do it.

Yeah that'd be silly. Excel on the other hand...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2QC6VQXo8U

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 03:02 on May 30, 2023

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

ive never been a fan of the pugilist sports, op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
youre close OP but its actually MMA

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Boxing but like, where you also have to kick a soccer ball around into a tiny goal. :hmmyes:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I've known a handful of IRL boxers who worked their tails off in hospitality jobs to fund their training.

They were all incredibly determined, dedicated to the lifestyle, and dumb as bricks.

Most ended up doing MLM stuff as they aged out in their early 30s.

We used to go to KRONK boxing matches in Detroit and you could see boxers doing the "Homer fighting hobos" thing in real life.

It would be some guy who looked like Michael Jai White fighting a guy who looked like he slept in a Tercel. Gotta get that sick record to be taken seriously.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I know somebody that is really proud their child just started getting into boxing. And I said hey what about getting them an MRI just as they're starting as a reference point. They said Soccer causes more brain injuries than boxing. I could imagine that being the case!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

covidstomper58 posted:

I know somebody that is really proud their child just started getting into boxing. And I said hey what about getting them an MRI just as they're starting as a reference point. They said Soccer causes more brain injuries than boxing. I could imagine that being the case!

This reads like im on nextdoor

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

*Update* the child boxer is boxing my Hydrangeas by the sidewalk. Now I don't mind I just wonder why they are doing it. They don't appear to be doing any damage to them but they keep falling backward and start yelling at the road. It could be they are overhanging the sidewalk and I should have trimmed them.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
you punch like a homo

how appropriate you punch like you take it up the rear end

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

you punch like a homo

how appropriate you punch like you take it up the rear end

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

you punch like a homo

how appropriate you punch like you take it up the rear end

P homophobic, friend

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Valko posted:

Say it to a boxers face, dumbass. You are lucky that most gyms will ban members who start street fights.

You punch like you take it up the rear end, OP.

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lol

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

mike tyson mysteries was pretty funny, so i guess that's a + for boxing

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

you punch like a homo

how appropriate you punch like you take it up the rear end

i read this in the Butt-Head voice and its perfect

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