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Some birds built a nest on one of the pillar things in front of my house and I'm mad about it look at this bullshit I'm not even sure if I'm more pissed at the birds for making a nest here or at the people who make the anti bird spike things because they not only didn't work but it looks like it made it easier for the birds to build the nest ![]()
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 00:27 |
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High skill bird easily foils pathetic low skill anti bird nest contraption
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The spike things were there before we moved in so I'm also mad at the previous owner for putting them there I GUESS
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I love it, badass birds cmon I mean YOURE a bird
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Nooner posted:Some birds built a nest on one of the pillar things in front of my house and I'm mad about it look at this bullshit I'm not even sure if I'm more pissed at the birds for making a nest here or at the people who make the anti bird spike things because they not only didn't work but it looks like it made it easier for the birds to build the nest im glad of it i hope they have lots of babies
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AARD VARKMAN posted:im glad of it i hope they have lots of babies ![]()
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It worked on the homeless so they thought it would work on birds but Birds are way too smart for their bullshit.
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Hell yea the birds have fortified their position ![]()
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Looks like a mourning derp aka mourning dove check out r/mourningderps on Reddit, the homepage of the internet op
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The mourning dove is a pigeon. They and the grackles have taken over my bird feeders.
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Nice hostile architecture, shitlord
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4
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Good bird
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I had a job taking care of cleaning up a shopping center, and one of the pigeons/doves died on top of the bird spikes, and then the other pigeons/doves just proceeded to build a nest on top of its corpse.
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Puke on Cops posted:I had a job taking care of cleaning up a shopping center, and one of the pigeons/doves died on top of the bird spikes, and then the other pigeons/doves just proceeded to build a nest on top of its corpse. ![]()
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That's not derpy at all, it's just sad
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AARD VARKMAN posted:im glad of it i hope they have lots of babies
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let the BIRDS nest where they want!
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Puke on Cops posted:I had a job taking care of cleaning up a shopping center, and one of the pigeons/doves died on top of the bird spikes, and then the other pigeons/doves just proceeded to build a nest on top of its corpse. That's a good way to get a haunted nest.
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Szyznyk posted:The mourning dove is a pigeon. They and the grackles have taken over my bird feeders. I watched a grackle mid air land on a sparrow and peck it to the ground. Grackles are hardcore.
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Szyznyk posted:The mourning dove is a pigeon. They and the grackles have taken over my bird feeders. Doves and pigeons are the same thing ![]()
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I hope those doves poop all over the OP.
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This thread is FOR THE BIRDS!!!!!
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That bird and its bird nest are both metal as gently caress.
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man that bird is gonna poo poo everywhere and you cant do anything now since he has armaments poo poo talk about turning the tables
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I'd like bird with big dick to weigh in on this.
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Lol nature is evolving nooner, open you’re 7th eye.
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Saalkin posted:I'd like bird with big dick to weigh in on this. Do the depths of your depravity know no limits?
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Smugworth posted:Do the depths of your depravity know no limits? Birds of a feather flock together
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There's hostile architecture for birds now! That's it I don't even care if the nukes fly at this point get it over with ![]()
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I'm ok with it if the buildings are shiny and clean looking though
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This is how it starts. First, they fortify their positions. Next, they go on the offensive.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Hell yea the birds have fortified their position
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i loving love birds
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Private Cumshoe posted:There's hostile architecture for birds now! That's it I don't even care if the nukes fly at this point get it over with I used to feel this way, but when you have to power wash bird poo poo off of sidewalks week after week, you just get sick of them. The best part of that job was when a hawk showed up and mauled one to death, and they all were scared away for a week or two.
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I don't have a hose that would reach over there how do I get rid of them lol
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But like in a nice way not a shoot them or something way
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Bend over and violently projectile liquid poo poo out of your highly blistered and flabby pimply rear end like a firehose while screaming at the spike birds OP
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Perform a forbidden satanic ritual involving at least 0.5L blood of virgins (yours counts ![]()
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 00:27 |
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My dogs don't like the birds and bark at them a lot, do you think if I hold one up next to the nest and let him bark real good the birds will leave?
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