Can Goku's ass clap?

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Can Goku's rear end clap?
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Centrist Dad: Nov 13, 2007; When I see your posting; College Slice

If Goku wanted to clap his rear end, could he? I think yes.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:08

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# ? Sep 27, 2023 00:00

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011

Sure, why not?

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:09

Tea Party Crasher: Sep 3, 2012; I watched anime once and now I am a transbian that wastes all her money on thigh highs

It would be a golf clap at best

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:09

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Why does goku have a hank hill rear end

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:10

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

like you couldn't imagine, op

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:12

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

needs a checkmark poll, mods?

vote defaulted to goku

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:12

Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

This is so disrespectful < :mad:

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:19

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

KAKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

Looks like Broly won this time.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:22

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

iirc that's how he took out Majin Buu

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:24

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

I think rear end clapping is a function of how much fat you have on your rear end. I’m gonna go against the grain here and say, despite how powerful he is, Goku could never clap his rear end as he is entirely too lean and muscly.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:34

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

not since his tail was removed as a child, sadly

# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:41

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

KAKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

Looks like Broly won this time.

This is disgusting, please post more.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 03:01

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Goku’s flat rear end cannot compete with the Legendary Super Saiyan.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 03:04

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

I volunteer as tribute to clap Goku's fat cheeks

# ? Jun 3, 2023 03:09

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Goku can produce an energy ball or kamehameha from his anus. Confirm or deny.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 03:13

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Tarkus posted:

Goku can produce an energy ball or kamehameha from his anus. Confirm or deny.

That's a different motion, different move. Obviously.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 03:23

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

I tried arguing with GPT4 that Goku could probably shoot an energy ball or Kamehameha from his anus but it wasn't having any of it.

quote:

From a technical standpoint within the Dragon Ball universe, Goku has demonstrated the ability to manipulate and project his Ki, or life energy, from different parts of his body, as you pointed out with the example of firing a Ki blast from his feet.

While it's not specifically addressed in the series, one could hypothetically argue that if Goku can control his Ki to such a degree that he can fire a blast from his feet, he might be capable of doing so from other parts of his body as well.

However, this doesn't mean it would be practical, efficient, or within character for Goku to do so. The portrayal of Ki usage in the series generally requires hand gestures for focus and control, with the Kamehameha being a prime example. Moreover, the series hasn't shown any character doing anything similar to what you're suggesting, firing a Kamehameha from their anus.

So, while the theoretical possibility could exist given the fictional world's rules about energy manipulation, it's highly unlikely given the established conventions of the series and the character's behavior.

I maintain that he can, in fact, shoot ki from his rear end. What a loving killjoy.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 03:35

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Tarkus posted:

I tried arguing with GPT4 that Goku could probably shoot an energy ball or Kamehameha from his anus but it wasn't having any of it.

I maintain that he can, in fact, shoot ki from his rear end. What a loving killjoy.

Sorry that GPT4 understands Goku better than you do.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 03:39

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Yes, absolutely yes.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 03:42

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Lt. Cock posted:

I think rear end clapping is a function of how much fat you have on your rear end. I’m gonna go against the grain here and say, despite how powerful he is, Goku could never clap his rear end as he is entirely too lean and muscly.

It wouldn't be natural rear end clapping that comes from gyrating the hips and letting the soft buttocks on top respond to the kinetic energy, it would be deliberate rear end clapping not dissimilar to the clapping of one's hands

# ? Jun 3, 2023 03:52

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

EorayMel posted:

Why does goku have a hank hill rear end

beef in the biceps

# ? Jun 3, 2023 03:58

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

Technically, no, you need a flabby rear end in order to make it clap, there's nothing to clap together when you just have rock hard cheeks.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 04:24

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Alright guys, I'm back from booty blasting Goku's thicky thickness and I can confirm that indeed when he's riding your cowboy style that they do in fact clap to the point of blasting out the walls in your house from the thunderclappage

# ? Jun 3, 2023 04:27

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Tarkus posted:

I tried arguing with GPT4 that Goku could probably shoot an energy ball or Kamehameha from his anus but it wasn't having any of it.

I maintain that he can, in fact, shoot ki from his rear end. What a loving killjoy.

Yes. Several characters, including a Saiyan (Napa) can fire ki blasts from thier mouth without using the hands to focus. The mouth is simply part of a tube with the anus on the other end.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 05:30

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I got banned for posting Broly porn

# ? Jun 3, 2023 05:36

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

KAKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

Looks like Broly won this time.

One of my life goals is to achieve an rear end like this.

I WILL obtain the ultimate Broly man-butt!

# ? Jun 3, 2023 06:09

Icept: Jul 11, 2001

...you're already deaf...

# ? Jun 3, 2023 06:14

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

be the acoustics you wish to hear

# ? Jun 3, 2023 06:30

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