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So, I was writing in my diary today, as you do, and I ask myself why on Earth does Word not recognize “daren’t” as a word? I regularly throw it obscure drug and botany names and it doesn’t blink. Is “daren’t” really less understood than “aconitine”? Please provide your own spellcheck blunders and/or relentlessly make fun of me. Thank you.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 00:21 |
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Daren’t speculate, op.
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So are you like the Fraiser character on Cheers? I’m sure you’re a hoot at the pub, OP.
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ive never once seen a grammar suggestion from Word or Drive that wasn't completely stupid
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Word corrects god to God out of respect for the dude I guess. The problem is god allowed anime, and does not deserve respect
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Oh a goon that doesn't like anime ![]()
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your're like spellcheck blunders and i'm like spellcheck: off
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here's a fun game: you put your favorite sex things into your computer/phone and if it says it's a word that means it likes it and if it says it's not that means it doesn't. so you do that a few times and then you can imagine what kind of sex things you could consensually do to your computer/phone if it was like, so equipped to do that
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C h e c k
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I refuse to let spellcheck make me use the American spelling of judgement.
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I tried to type mofos today, because that is a word in my vernacular, and spellchecker thought I wanted 'morose'. 3 times I had to correct it. Motherfucker I just don't want to have to type motherfucker every time. Mofo. Mofo. Goddamnit.
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Smelldreck
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I ducking love spell check
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Daren’t speculate, op.
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Nothing but contempt for spellchekc users
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Is that like the opposite of Darren?
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Whilst spellchecking I
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neato burrito posted:Is that like the opposite of Darren? No no, it's phonetic. Used when saying "sorry I forgot to pay daren't"
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I am very possibly Frasier, although I try not to speak with anything but my natural northern New England accent. I blame learning my vocabulary largely from books. And I would thank all of you for continuing the thread I made while slightly inebriated.neato burrito posted:Is that like the opposite of Darren?
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trans c_n dental Get it?
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I don't like how autocorrect insists that god should be capitalized and I always have to go back and make it lower case.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Daren’t speculate, op.
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daren’t no ice in this soda machine
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 00:21 |
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I wish there was a spellcheck for real life. Last night when I was scrawling my unhinged ravings on the wall of my cell with my own poo poo, I spelled “warden” “warnden” and now the whole pod is mocking me
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